Post yfw North Korea fires on the US in a few hours

Post yfw North Korea fires on the US in a few hours...

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Based Karma

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>mfw lives in the far east of the US

mmmm, yeah

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I'm actually terrified

>live in the Midwest
>think, nah they wouldn't bomb the Midwest, they'd likely bomb a coast or some other more important zone
>but
>think of how much it would divide a country by blowing a hole right through its center.
>tfw probably just gonna get high and if I die I die high.

Their missile can't reach that far

you need to grow up

>oh no I can't drive for 20 hours through all this nothing
>I have to use this fucking detour to drive for 25 hours through the other nothing
>why don't they sell trucker pills at the truck stop anymore
>my feet hurt

tfw f35 shoots it down

Their rockets dont have the range, and their nukes wouldnt have the power to blow the US in two

THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO JOHN MADDEN
youtube.com/watch?v=nzKWbpSNkmk

It's that time again lads

I'd like to see them reach the US.
>Mfw we call NK's bluff
>Mfw they don't nuke us
>Mfw we glass NK
>Mfw people suddenly hate the US
>Mfw people blame trump
>Mfw great public upset
>Mfw America looks like a bully
>Mfw the US cucks itself from the inside out
>Mfw NK really did win the end
>Kim Jong family laughing their asses off in hell

>their missile can't reach that far
>mfw they'll never be able to ICBM me since I live in the far east of the US

Can't even reach Japan

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Perfectly placed by 18-holes-in-one Kim
Hits the San Andreas fault, coast shears, displacement leads to build up of pressure under Yellowstone caldera, US blown in two

>Grandpa fought in the first korean war
>I'll probably fight in the second one

>north korea
>being able to hit anything

Boy its gonna be awkward when they mistake when they put too much rice in the rocket and it hits canada instead.

>North Korea fires on the US

They literally can't even make a prototype that could do that.

The Norks have a mountain full of artillery to rain death down on worst Korea. Also tunnels that lead all the way to Seoul. They don't need to hit America.

But wouldn't that be the riced out part of Canadialand? They should be used to this sort of thing, I think.

>mfw NK nukes LA, killing primarily leftist shitheads, the rest of the country swings far to the right in outrage

I can live with this.

I warned you.

My thesis project proposal is a day overdue now, wouldn't mind something to divert my supervisors attention desu

Appropriate OP because given NK's guidance system they'll likely go off course and hit you guys instead.

DAY OF THE RAKE is coming and we burn the leaves with nuclear fire!

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If NK does and gets obliterated from the face of the Earth.

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Nigger, their missiles can't hold enough coal to make it to the US mainland, let alone the midwest.

>fires

WWII bombers are literally their only means of reliable delivery.

They don't need to. Even firing in their direction is enough of a threat to retaliate

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I'm on the far east coast, I won't even be touched. It's those Californians who will be blown the fuck out so hard, it'll be grand, all the Mexicans and Niggers in California will be reduced to ash.

Hell yea, gimme gimme.

Shit. All they have to do is get it high enough over us and detonate it. Resulting widespread power outage will have an estimated 90% of the population dead in a year.

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Did they fix Oroville yet?

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Frog meme is kill, fuck off back to The_Donald normal fag.

Gets comfy for the greatest show on Earth

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>This
If anything I fear for maybe the north west
And by that I mean welcome

NUUUUKE CALIFORNIAAA

NK fires on a US ship and expect it to fall 20 miles short. I fucking hope they do though. KJU would look hilarious as a fucking corpse.

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i've been sleeping peacefully for 28 hours what's happening? why is NK popping off??

I'll post mfw and even with a soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo

Is definitely get nuked because I live in Portland. Whatever though.

Why would best Korea nuke us though? Did something major happen?

Just fuck me up senpai, at least it'll mean I won't have to deal with my Microprocessor System Design exam on Tuesday..

They have pre-built chinese anti-ship missiles more than capable of hitting a anchored Aircraft carrier

Bullshit.

...fight to stay alive in a nuclear hellscape, that is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_People's_Army_Strategic_Force#Active_missiles

>NK actually has intercontinental nukes
>they keep firing old shitty missiles into the sea
>everyone views them as the drunk uncle that's kinda funny sometimes in a pathetic way
>suddenly 50+ nukes show up on radar already halfway to their destinations
>millions die
>we invade hard as fuck
>are met with a glistening utopia
>everyone gives up and pledges fealty to Kim
>world enters golden age and within 10 years all wars are over and we're on our way to the nearest stars with the new Kimdrive spacecraft propulsion
>wake up
>the afterglow of the dream still gripping your heart
>trump is already plunging us into another war
>the planet is racing towards inhabitable thanks to runaway man assisted climate change
>we're all either going to die in nuclear fire or die in a new ice age
>aliens won't even bail our shitty planet or species out
>stare at my bleach mohito for a third day in a row

bullshit on the missiles or bullshit on NK having them? because the missiles are real, but i'm not sure the chinese are about to give them the platform to reverse engineer another rice rocket.

it is true however that AC are floating coffins vulnerable to both saturation attacks and hypersonic anti-capital missiles.

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*kisses fingertips*

I'm gonna have to sue Trump for copying. My Civ 5 tactic of "I'm not doing anything, my artillery is just admiring your capital from afar"

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It's over.

If you kill your enemy, they win

I hope so. If I get drafted I can get free monies without actually fighting.

two days

ARE WE REALLY ABOUT TO WITNESS THE THIRD ACTUAL NUKING? HOLY SHIT

They can't even reach Japan you stupid chink.

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praise kek. blue district

>(((HollyWood))) get glassed
>N. Korea destroyed seconds after

Sounds like a win/win to me.

>live on east coast
>NK could *maybe* hit Cali

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east coaster here, fine with me.

I hope you're already enlisted and already stationed in S Korea. they're only about the size of kentucky, it would be over in hours

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Doubt they're stupid enough to try that.

>it would be over in hours

Americucks cant even beat vietnamese or muslim farmers. Over in hours my ass. Youd get your ass handed to you cuckboi

Are you that fucking stupid?

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Oh no, Mr Jong Il, please don't fire missiles on a major Democratic voting bloc, in the process redpilling them to the virtues of white nationalism.

The only US soil they even have a chance of reaching is in Yokosuka.

Back you go newfag

It's a good thing that Hillary Clinton told the world how long it takes to launch the nukes once the order is given during the debates. It's not like our enemies would use that against us.

One can only hope that she'd be visiting a targeted area if a nuclear war does start.

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It must be North Korea TV Funtime again!

mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

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>mfw i know korea will be a nuclear wasteland if they do

McArthur saw what was going on and why the DPRK will always hate the US.

>can't hold enough coal

They don't have ICBMs yet. Stay safe burgerbro - drugs are bad.

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