/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - 30 MINUTES OR YOUR WIFEBEATING IS FREE EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>Shots fired

>about ten to twelve of them
>teens

Niggers Niggers Niggers

Evening Roberts.

Ahhh, black males with hoodies doing what they do best.

>pedestrian chimp troop on the streets

Thanks for the bread, OP. Tried to get one going earlier and failed in Hillary-like fashion.

>Guys in hoodies shooting at an SUV

You can't tell me that the city is any less dangerous than Syria

Good evening, Robert.

White hoodies too

well, they dont have mortars, but they do what they can with what they got

latina from pilsen neighborhood is fighting in UFC right now

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oh man, rough and trashy. cutoffs, too. My kind of lady.
>A fetish is something that turns you on, even if you hate it. /d/ take notes.

Getting comfy

Spreading the word of Jesus?

Have you seen the related clip? I don't have it, but I dare you to watch it and not want to beat and rape her and keep her in the basement.

can't sleep so now i'm here

>Person with a knife
>Brother is trying to stab Mother with a knife

Hmm, I wonder what color this person with a knife is

taking collections fo dem programs. Dey be da turnaround gang.

MUST BE NICE

>keep her in the basement.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, FRITZL

No, I haven't seen. do tell.

Nothing more /comfy/ than RRH. Not quite RRH yet but in about 1 burger, 45 fries.

>ex tried to burn her car

idk but keeping it in the family at least.

ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD

>SOMEBODY YELLED JULIO

How many caucasians do you know named Julio?

I've been doing this one for about 2 hours.
It's a bit difficult tonight.

>Someone shouted Julio

Julio RIP in Peace essay.

>said they saw six or seven Male Hispanics
Is Male Black's sidekick coming into his own? Has the student become the teacher?

ackin' suspicious,knocking on garbage cans tryna find where da plug hidin out at

If any card collectors mised last night's threads, I made a location-specific card for everybody.

What was the "truly apocalyptic shit"?

>3 female blacks fighting in the street

>losing a fight to a nigress

Julio got the stretch guys, let's hope Robert stops them before they get on the highway.

The hammer sisters are baaaack

She's following a White manlet teen down the hall, punching him and basically daring him to hit back. He does not.

She talks with the accent used by tens of thousands of low-income White females the last twenty-five years, developed and evolved in the sprawl apartment complexes of the U.S. South and Midwest.
>tl;dr
She tries to talk like a nigger buck when she talks. Cash me ousside, etc

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100 odd bikers in a row.

Now home, pizza cooking, a 6 pack of zombie dust, and listening to my city crashing. I'm /comfy/ as fuck.

The one weakness of Roberts across the nation...!

>100 bikers beating one person
It's also the "something so crazy you'll tell it to someone tomorrow"

Thanks

>Pontiac

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

>attempted carjacking

>Attempting a HIJACKING NOW

>She talks with the accent used by tens of thousands of low-income White females the last twenty-five years, developed and evolved in the sprawl apartment complexes of the U.S. South and Midwest.
DIAMONDS

>Cash me ousside, etc
Yes, just the kind of girl I'd like to keep in an XL dog kennel in my walk-in closet.

twitter.com/Vonszn_/status/849910182834569216

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

>poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac

Can't remember plates. Robert, have you had your coffee yet?

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ROBERT

TASER DEPLOYMENT

DON'T TASE ME BRO

Yeah, bikers take the Jump Rule seriously.

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get 'em

>screaming in background
BINGO

>that screaming on the background
oh dear

Cop in Real Danger is checked off on my bingo sheet now

Here are some bingo cards
imgur.com/a/IpRKg

>Fighting Roberts!

>somebody was freaking the fuck out in the background
>unresponsive male on the ground behind the garage

>twitter.com/Vonszn_/status/849910182834569216
I want to hurt her for my own, selfish, wicked sexual gratification.

My man. You wanna be Ottis or Henry Lee?

Man, Robert had it easy last night compared to tonight. Screaming niggers in the background, other niggershines, etc.

Slow down on Rockwell.

Would the 200 teenagers drinking at the club last night? They actually called the supervisor out for that one

Crazy bitch.

>call in for a body removal

Body removal

Still slowing down on Rockwell and Chicago, EMS responding for deployment.

10-4, 100 bikers fits that description.

>Yes, just the kind of girl I'd like to keep in an XL dog kennel in my walk-in closet.

Only newsworthy if something collapses on half of them.

Must be Julio

Kidnapping in evergreen and kedzie?

Amen

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>male blacks
>look like they're up to something

Very observant reporting person

Julio, noooooooo!

Girls like her love to submit to a bigger bully. a few weeks of fucking with her emotions and I'll sound just like her old man to her, and not long after that, she's putting herself in the cage and lock it behind her.

>Girls like her love to submit to a bigger bully. a few weeks of fucking with her emotions and I'll sound just like her old man to her, and not long after that, she's putting herself in the cage and lock it behind her.

Delicious sub-bread. What I really want is a collection of these broads, where they fight and the winner gets to eat dinner and I get to fuck them both.

Numbers for shots dammit.

>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

I heard him say 3, ah ah ah!

MALE BLACK rules Chiraq!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=h9cXPYZ3mrg


Never forget bros

>>look like they're up to something
>YOU DON'T SAY.jpg

This would be entertaining, because you'd getto hear their shrill, pseudo-ebonics as they pushed each other around. Fuck I hate being drawn to trashy broads.

>80 mph
>no headlights
>keep an eye open for it

Nigger stunt driver

>kidnapping in progess

Napping in progress!!!

God dammit, Count. Step up your game.

ANOTHER BITCH GETTING SNATCHED!

Must have missed it. Listening to the feed and getting details from my own radio. For example, reference to kidnapping here.

BLACK SUV !!! Shooting.

based drunk dad kicked those faggots out!

REAL ROBERT TIME!

>Intoxicated father locked caller and family outside

Had enough of their shit

>?
>? SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Honest question: Who in this thread owns a hoodie?

My goddess, this isn't the fucking '90's!

Y'all niggas have exactly 2 second to convince me not to go to tims, get a large ice cap and ruin my sleep schedule by being comfy on my chair listening to chicago being a hellhole.

Go

I do. Christmas gift, but a nice thermal lining. Great when the temps drop enough to keep the turds indoors.

I own like 3. The fuck does decade have to do with it?

My trenchcoat, that's 90s as fuck.