Countries that defeated France can only post here
Countries that defeated France can only post here
Oliver Johnson
Brandon Green
> Admiral Paulo Moreira da Silva, Brazil's Navy expert in the field of oceanography who had been sent to assist the diplomatic committee during the general discussions,[15] argued that for Brazil to accept the French scientific thesis that a lobster would be considered a fish when it "leaps" on the seafloor, then they would have in the same manner to accept the Brazilian premise that when a kangaroo "hops" it would be considered a bird.
Good banter
Aaron Turner
my son might be a degenerate bastard, but he's a witty degenerate bastard
Christian Taylor
Everybody has defeated france at some point in history... Even mexico defeated france twice already.
Jack Evans
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Alexander Myers
We kicked their ass so hard on a cinco de mayo even murricans celebrate the day.
Hunter Bell
The gave us weapons and was a verbally supportive of the mexican republic pedro, may be that's why they also celebrate 5 de mayo (?)
Robert Carter
>en.wikipedia.org
Was Britain
>en.wikipedia.org
You didnt win that, read your own link
Gabriel Bell
You're aware that the battle the 5 de mayo commemorates was irrelevant as fuck, right?
We conquered your entire country few months after and only left when the US diplomatically forced us to
Gabriel Lewis
Kinda. I mean Canada was just a French colony before the British came here and beat them. But them again you can technically say we lost that war as well. It depends how you look at it. Since current Canada is technically British I say we won. But again it's kinda pushing it.
Colton Collins
Meh, still your defeat frenchie.
Sebastian Jenkins
You're almost defeated when US threatened with war napoleon, may be fighting too many fronts at once wasn't a good idea?
I for once would have rather lost and summit to our french overlords.
Logan Hill
Nope, we left and you took back your country from the Mexucan faction we supported after we had left, not from us
Just like for America in Vietnam
Here's what a real defeat looks like
en.wikipedia.org
Mason Jenkins
To be fair, the French can be fierce warriors
Ayden James
>I for once would have rather lost and summit to our french overlords.
But you'd have had an Austrian emperor, which can only end badly
Christopher James
Not enough moraccan flags here
Leo Wood
yes, we were britain
Jaxson Garcia
>french monarchy got axed because America wouldn't pay debts
Yeah, we beat them.
Isaac Butler
I stand WITH France, the greatest and oldest ally
Kayden Price
>Implying not all european monarchies were basically the same family.
He was put in power by napoleon anyways.
Nolan Williams
>ib4 they're not French its the Legion
I remember seeing a list of the names of the Legionnaires who took part in that battle and most were French names
It was the early days of the Legion and back then it was still overwhelmingly French (this battle is one of the feats that promoted it internationally).
Samuel Morgan
hon hon hon hon hon oui oui oui faguette.....
Ian Rivera
>France always forgets about us and only remembers perfidious Albion as their eternal enemy.
:(
Gabriel Nelson
I swear we will be great again someday, even if it is by guns and by bloodspills.
AND EVERYBODY WILL FEAR US.
Connor Sanders
The thing with Germany and Britain is that they're enemies we never managed to take down
You on the other hand...you humiliated us for a century in Italy, but then we ended your dominance at Rocroi and literally assassinated your empire with Napoleon
Spain was a great enemy, but an enemy we managed to annihilate
Alexander Jackson
Most importantly, your royal dynasty inherited their throne and still rules to this day.
Colton Smith
Spain gets the award for "Ugliest king ever"
Leo Allen
What exactly do Frenchies look like?
>inb4 a picture of pepe or a fucking frog
I'm serious.
Henry Lewis
BTFO the French so hard he was going to be the King of France. Sadly he died just a few months before he could be king.
Never forget Agincourt
King Henry V is the rightful King of France.
Frenchies should honour the Treaty of Troyes.
Ian Garcia
Like this, no joke.
Christopher Hughes
this
Maybe also this
Angel Gomez
Jesus Christ that never ceases to amaze me.
The Habsburgs took the whole marrying your niece thing way too fucking far.
Plus they had shitty genes to start, Capetians never had as bad of an issue, except maybe that one Prince de Conti.
Camden Wood
letzte mal hab ich bei frankreich angerufen. war mal wieder besetzt
Nicholas Hill
All joke aside, I think our candidates are fairly representative.
Nathaniel Russell
They're that dark?
Zachary White
Churchill on the right, btw
Oliver Allen
...oh
Thomas Garcia
I know, right.
To be fair, it depends on where in France you are from. I was born in Normandy, so I really step out here in South-Western France.
People tend to have dark hair -but light skin, let's not speak about arabs-, where I'm taller than almost everyone I meet, and I got venetian blonde hair. Noses and jawlines are where the line is set.
Ex-girlfriend had germanic features, since she was from Alsace.
Aaron Hill
Just a hobby.
Anthony Cooper
Hey look Jerry's finally here. Took ya guys long enough
Juan Morris
Mexico was completely conquered by the french, go back to throwing shit at each other in your 3rd world country
Matthew Hill
en.wikipedia.org
my favorite
Noah Perez
And America defeated Mexico not once not twice but three times and is forcing you to build a wall