>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Chiraq is what happens when you let too many blacks live in your city, and they are segregated into crime-ridden neighborhoods that become radicalized no-go zones. But you probably wouldn't understand about that, kek
Chicago Iraq. Chiraq. Black youth in Chicago gave it the nickname because the place is a goddamn warzone. My sister lived there for 3 years, finally got the hell back out because even in her very high-end, ritzy neighborhood there were shootings all the time. People being mugged on her street.
Ryder Lewis
keep posting such aesthetic pics plz
Jaxson Rodriguez
Is this from last year? Haha
Camden Williams
ayeee loud music gotta be mozart or wagner
Justin Roberts
Fuck it, might as well get after it.
Isaiah Howard
>Cubs game shenanigans
John Fisher
So do we want more shots fired, psych calls, or hooker fights?
>that call coming in from what sounds like and african village
Goddamn...
Logan Turner
Where do rich faggots like Rahm Emmanuel live? Surely the kikes can avoid that shit.
Juan Barnes
>Is this from last year? Yeah, good times.
Owen Turner
>So do we want more shots fired, psych calls, or hooker fights? D: All of the above.
Parker White
Trying to teach my wife's kid how to count, we need shots fired.
Zachary Gutierrez
>fixed
Hudson Campbell
>child neglect call >that exhausted voice
I couldn't do this fucking job if it payed 50 bucks an hour...
Josiah Cruz
AH AH AH
it's past 1am i want shots like lil jon
Oliver Thompson
>daughter has started acting up again
Evan Harris
Wife's son teaching done right
James Powell
>"No one shagged this guy, right?" I hope I heard that wrong. lol
Justin Bailey
>it's past 1am It is 12:30 Chicago local time.
Easton Moore
Ravenswood. Which is funny because earlier I heard a call about a fight at Bryn Mawr, and something at Montrose, both of which are near Ravenswood. Even there, there is literally every day a crime of burglary or worse - battery, etc.
Tyler Sullivan
ah i forgot CDT
that's great things are just getting hot
Brandon Baker
>Nobody shot, just the car, right?
People gettin' lively tonight, still aim about as well as a blind chimp with a gun taped to the hand.
Aiden Cruz
And my ID changed...
Jonathan Brown
>dat death moan
hot
Ryder Torres
>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
Robert Anderson
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Cooper Peterson
Sup Forums u crazy, programming future wave counter culture based on the chicago police scanner. †hats some fucking advanced, anti-normie open source culture right there.
>The pretty blue lights along the way, >Helps you right on by, >Those blue light shining with a heavenly grace, >Ridin' on Lake Shore Drive
Cooper Cooper
>They have knives and guns and sticks and mace
Holy fuck
Carson Campbell
>Lots of people >drinking hard >guns >knives >broken bottles
Call swat.
Cameron Parker
>15 > AH AH AH
don't think sesame street ever got that high
Wyatt Walker
My sister lived in the Gold Coast district. She literally lived next door to a Prada store. Still had at least a mugging a day.
Brody Lewis
>at least 15 bullet holes in the vehicle
Hunter Smith
>15 holes from gunshots How do they afford the ammo.
Matthew Gutierrez
Here's a map of the shootings that took place last year
Levi Harris
If we have a new dispatcher I'll meme it to make it official
Levi Carter
drug dealing, prostitution, or robbery
Gavin Reyes
By stealing it.
Angel Flores
15 bullets in a car left abandoned at the ER
Jaxson Morgan
So protip: Live in the park with the homeless? You'll get tuberculosis but not shot.
Joseph Roberts
>gay domestic violence
James Hughes
Weird. Someone randomly mentioned the Smiley Face Killer to me earlier today and then I see this image. Very coincidental. I'm going to stay away from the lake and the river to be on the safe side.
Jaxson Peterson
Thanks burgers.
Nathaniel King
real nice
Nathan Butler
>FIFTEEN >FIFTEEN IN THE DOOR >JUST FOR YOU ROBERT >AH AH AH
Henry Myers
>Random google car pic of address in question >It has two unmarked cop cars in front of it in the pic Pottery.
