The virgin walk

the virgin walk

Genuine handholdless virgin here, I don't do any of that shit. I've just never had an opportunity with a girl because I work with men and am a shut in.

I'm not a virgin and I might do half of that shit, I don't know.

sounds kinda gay bro

Yeah, I didn't know I was a faggot until I started hanging dry wall with hot sweaty men.

>hair seems to overreact to wind

I interpret this as "hair not all gelled to hell and back." No thanks.

gas the slowfags, walk war now.

What's wrong with neutral colors?

Every time I am walking on the block, I look at the ground to make sure I don't step on a crack or sometimes I count my steps per square and keep it at that number. I also will look ahead when the ground changes and predict which foot will end before I touch the new pavement. I'll even force my steps to stop on the foot I thought of. Example: I am 20 steps away from a new pavement, and I predict my last step will be my left foot. So I when I am 3 steps away from it, I force my left foot to be the last step to think I am smart and can predict the future accurately.
You guys think this is autistic? I'm sure a couple other people here do this.

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I walk like that but I've been anally penetrated already. What's the matter?

>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Anyone who walks like a snail, takes up the whole footpath and doesn't move the fuck out of the way needs a bullet.

>long strides
This was written by a manlet.

THIS!

At least you know. Now you can focus on saving money and studying. Girls can be a real distraction. If you are still gay in a few years, then you'll have the money to ride as high as you want on the gay hog. If not, you will be in a prime place to start dating normal women.

>mfw someone literally drew and described me 17 years ago.

turns out life gets better, fast, especially when you find out you were a Chad seedling, and you are only now peaking when all other Chads peaked long ago. Life is good.

I relate to everything in this image except being a virgin

Pretty accurate at least in my case

Same.

Yes, that's pretty autistic. That's the type of shit I did when I was 5 years old.

Fuck, this is me.

Wat do?

What a reductionist

How old are you? Im a virgin too but im only 18.

Maybe you are the autistic one now, and weren't so when you were 5.

fuck.

I do similar things on long walks. I don't think its autistic, its just a way to pass the time.

Almost 20 now.
I was joking about the gay thing, but one of my coworkers is pretty sexy, no homo of course.

Constantly obsessing about your posture and assertiveness is nigger-tier / a demonstration of your insecurity. The most redpilled behavior is to be polite and deferential in general but still be able to confidently assert yourself when necessary.

>hair overreacts to wind

lolwut, how is that even remotely relevant? also walking too fast is a poorfag thing, not a virgin thing. richfags walk slowly.

Very possible I guess?

yeah I do this. although I am officially diagnosed as a sperg. so yeah it's autistic

richfag here, i walk fast because i have social anxiety and would rather be alone at point A or alone at point B and have as little social interaction as possible

i second this

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Any other ticks you got? My social skills fell off a cliff when I got to high school and i'm seriously starting to think I'm autistic. I can talk to people well when I need to and don't have any OCD-esque traits.

I walk like that but my steps have way too much force in them. No matter what it ends up sounding like I'm marching.
if I try to step lighter then the 'tapping' of my shoe hitting the ground seems to get worse.

I walk like this except looking away from people and the hand thing. Maybe the autowalk I dunno I don't think about this shit. I also am not a virgin and this isn't r9k

Not very political is this?

i used to do this, but not so much anymore (which translates to "i still do it sometimes")

I had a psychiatrist for my aspergers for my whole childhood so I'm more or less good at social interaction, it just makes me extremely uncomfortable. The only OCD trait I have left that I'm aware of is everything vaguely rectangular shaped/directional has to be facing parallel to me before I go to bed or I get uneasy and can't sleep.

>tfw fucked over a hundred escorts, had plenty of bareback sex with GFs and am still a virgin

this is /r9k/ tier garbage

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
You walk slower if the person in front of you is walking slower?

Idk, isn't this just a general social anxiety type thing?
You guys are making me overthink this shit.

>long strides
hahaah oh manlets, when will you learn?

I have tons of reasons for being a virgin. My main issue right now is fear of being accused of rape. 22 years old and counting.

i walk like this and i have sex every day.

Been working on head craning, posture's a bitch to keep up with. I might just be too skinny. I'm 6'4 at 180-90 pounds. My pace and walking is definitely awkward, but when i actually get my ass up and jog sometimes, it gets better and my movement gets to be fluid again. This definitely nailef me a few years ago.

wow bro havent seen this meme in 3 years

>those shoes
lol

>fucked like a motherfucker during high school
>then burned out and embraced my introverted inner self
>now do more than halt of the shit OP pic related
>dont even give a damn

I do this. Do you count the tiles on a wall/ ceiling per row and column and multiply them by each for what ever room you're in?

Wow, this sums me up perfectly!

this.

Call these nerd virgins are pathetically trying to debate their way out of the fact that they walk like a loser.

Maybe if y'all got laid it wouldn't be so obvious to everyone around you.

GAS THE SLOWFAGS

Have had a girlfriend for over year, definitely not a virgin but this describes me down to a T.

Hasn't to be a sign of something else. Maybe autism?

Your joints may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

hahah i walk that that and im having sex with 19 girls right now this threead is fag and gay

Not a vergin here. That picture describes a depressed introvert who does not go to the gym. Correlation is not causation.

>Russian
>Liar
>Autistic
>Proud of it

Color me surprised...

Fake news

Right because getting laid really visibally effects the way you walk and carry yourself?
Idk these things have always seemed subtle to me and really a person to person basis.

lol reminds me of my ex

This is some fucking psychology shit right here
Maybe Sup Forums is always right after all

Yes, usually when I am at the eye doctor or any other waiting room.

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Okay, what's the right amount of eye contact to make, if it isn't "none"?

all of that applies to me except for the inability to autowalk and hair that overreacts to wind

oh also I don't walk with stiff/straight arms

>Long strides
In the military you're taught to walk that way, while carrying around 60lbs on your back.
If you dont do this you're left behind on a march, you're pretty much the weakest link and essentially an offering to the enemy, mother nature, the elements, wild animals, etc..

You become the zebra that gets taken out by the lions, while all the other zebras just watch and continue to march

hehe

people who walk slow are marching to Hell.

>Military
>Virign

Cucked by his "nation"

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slower

What kind of a cuck made this? Outta my way!

I carry around religious pamphlets in my back pocket, that way when shitty slow-walkers get in my way, I pretend I'm about to "tell them the good word" and they disperse.

Finland does it again.

I've been able to correct most of it but the swinging arm thing seems like a waste of energy and it feels awkward as fuck.

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