Thank you Germans for creating Aldi so I can buy cheap piss that is cheaper than food and weed. I love you Germany.
Nicholas Gonzalez
>VB >not goon Wow look at the fancy poofter cunt I bet you have a full time job as well
Bentley Russell
I'm here lads.
Samuel Hill
G'day cunt are you drinking goon or VB? If you're drinking VB then you need to go back to Toorak with the rest of the rich poofters.
Cameron Adams
is australian beer any good any brand you might recommend?
Joshua Carter
I only drink water and coffee.
My body is a temple.
Eli Gray
A temple of faggotry, it seems. Why don't you just fuck off to Melbourne with the rest of the vegan faggots? You belong there with them.
Jonathan Wilson
Fuck off poofter, rob a servo if you have to. Goon drinkers get out.
Camden Mitchell
A craft microbrew from Melbourne made from male hipster piss and the thrust infection of a Melbourne hipster slut.
Thomas Sanders
I am already there m8.
It is heaven.
Jack Morgan
Victoria bitter lad, it tastes like piss but you'll learn to like it. Unless you're a weak cunt.
Jonathan Anderson
Fucking rich cunt I'm still getting drunker than you for less money. That makes you an uneconomical cunt. Not to mention wine has more vitamins than beer. Enjoy your empty carbs, you fat cunt.
Lincoln Phillips
I'm here too, but I'm in Dandenong. Got any spare buds you wanna donate? I'm broke as fuck.
Nathaniel Bell
You have got pretty nice numbers there m8.
It is a pity though that they went to a boring shitposter like you who uses the exact same images every fucking day you are cancer just kill yourself.
Julian Barnes
So, goon?
Grayson Powell
This country was built on hard-working VB drinkers.
Josiah Garcia
I'm spreading Australian memes to newfaggots like you who don't contribute memes. Cunt Give me some buds
Dylan Hall
NZ > AUS. Australians are bunch of retards who are descendants of convicts.
Elijah Kelly
Explain why so many of you cunts don't own a gun yet. You can't be all melbcucks can you?
Carter Lewis
NZ are Maori rooters
Tyler Cooper
Haven't seen cuck cannon user for a while. Is he okay?
Noah Robinson
.243 and .308 checking in
William Anderson
Melbourne is better than the rest of Australia. Smart and educated people live in Melbourne whereas tradie bogans live everywhere else.
Aiden Bailey
Aldi sells goon now? How cheap are we talking?
Oliver Hernandez
8.99 AUD for a 4 liter cask, my Fingolian friend.
Xavier Gonzalez
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Hunter Barnes
Pretty good price, even if it's 10% wine instead of full strength 13% wine. Course 10% wine usually tastes like shit.
Cooper Morales
expecting me to pay for a floorsafe. can't even use it for the only reason to have it self defence
whats the point, only want one if I lived out bush, at least then it would be useful
Jaxon Perry
Not beer but i'm drinking bourbon.
Cooper Flores
He probably got shot by a duck hunter.
Cooper Brown
>Coffee >My body is a temple
Samuel Williams
>Drinking spirits in Aus Someone is either very rich, or very poor
Camden Hughes
because the range we are limited too is fucking trash
>no semi's or autos
whats the fucking point then? Also the cops can just rock up and inspect your shit whenever they want and you gotta participate in multiple shoots every year and all this other BS. Simply not even worth owning one.
Lucas Hill
>Coffee Organically grown, freshly roasted and ground, infused with natural fluoride-free spring water. As natural as it gets.
Cameron Reyes
Because it makes Greens mad. Also it's p fun.
Oliver Miller
same here m80, only because it's uni assignment rape time
Cooper Mitchell
It's usually beer, vodka or proper whisky. >or very poor Bingo. I've just got my priorities straight.
Josiah Jenkins
What?
Caleb Wright
You sound like quite a poofter. Have you ever considered sewerside?
>uni >rape
I guess getting out of bed is hard too? Soft cock cunt
Oliver Clark
Meant this for Police gotta warn you before safe inspection to make sure you're home to let them in. But even then safe inspections are fucking rare.
Owen Powell
you don't have to be a goose to have a longneck mate
Gabriel Perry
VB as my bog standard after work beverage
Little Creatures Pale Ale if i'm felling fancy
Caleb Martin
maybe in time, right now don't see the point in spending the money as just a hobby if i can't lawfully put a hollowpoint into the chest of someone thats broken into my house
Carter Russell
at least we invented pavlova
Carter Hall
all goon tastes like a homeless persons rancid shit but it's cheap, gets you fucked up and you can use the bag as a pillow at the end of the night
good times
Elijah Price
New Zealanders are a bunch of cucks. I've got a NZ friend on goybook. He often comments on news articles. Reading their comments, holy shit, they couldn't get any more blue pilled. They seriously say stuff like "Congratulations on showing the US who's boss, China! Keep it up in the South China sea!". I'm like, holy shit, how could anybody who isn't Chinese support what China's doing? Is your blind hatred of the west really that bad?
Hunter Gonzalez
ffs, are you one of those activated almonds types?
Juan Ortiz
Little faggot you mean?
Aiden Richardson
goon tastes better than "expensive" and "fancy" wines we're a major wine producer thus we have an excess which we need to bag and sell
fuck off with your meme goon is the gentlemans drink
Brody Morales
I just brought a nice 4 br house in melton for 357k any cunts wanna rent a room? Must have a job and not be a junky.
Levi Brown
little poofter faggot you mean?
Ian Wright
no i don't want to pay your mortgage i hope you get btfo when the bubble pops you rich boomer/kike/gook
Colton Wilson
If you got a Bundy n Coke in your belly give me a "Fuck yeah, cunt!"
Adrian Myers
Not rich. Worked for every cent i have you cocksuck.
Mason Hall
you're right, all wine tastes like shit unless you're a 15yo girl yes i know it's a meme tier hipster brew, but i like it
stay poor
Julian Jones
no i have goon fuck off with your meme drink poofter goon is for true gentlemen
Benjamin Rogers
Look at this rich poofter putting on airs.
Thomas Moore
>worked >didn't suck gook dick every day to afford your deposit
you're gonna get btfo when the correction comes and i will buy your house off you for 90 percent less than what you paid
lmao >buying at the peak of the market
hahahahahahaah cunt
David Cruz
Alcohol is for degenerates. I was once a VB rep until i realised it's all owned and pushed by jews to keep you in doors every sunday morning. Get a hobby and quit the sip. You'll thank me later.
Parker Rivera
there are poorfags currently posting ITT
Aaron Adams
yeah if i was richer i'd smoke bud again but i'm not because i did a meme degree
Liam Brooks
I live in Outer suburbs Melbourne. Is it only the city that's fucked?
Jason Wilson
How much?
Gabriel Reyes
Are these guys still a thing, or were they ever? My dad owns a small company and got stuck with tens-hundreds of thousands of dollars of their merchandise when either they or the importer here went bankrupt.
Camden Sanchez
I'm not waiting to buy simply because of some disneyesque creatice writing. Because words are punched out by some uni attendee doesn't make them true. As for gook cock, youre right.. i work for metro who are run by gooks. I for one welcome our new over lords.
John Brown
Are you in Dandenong? Do you wanna donate some buds to a good cause?
Jeremiah Thompson
I miss Australian news and I also wish this Gayla Op was an actual news anchor. >fucking keked.
Logan Flores
if you can't see that we're in bubble territory you're a retarded boomer
how do i get a job in metro?
John Rodriguez
never heard of them tbhfam
Austin Morales
Get a job at a labour agency.
Jayden Stewart
Kiwi or Maori? Either way they both need to fuck off.
Leo Nelson
i did a meme journalism degree maybe one day i can make shitpost news or something
but for now i stay in marketing
Kayden Phillips
You dont. We're full.
Gavin Walker
i don't have a license because i'm a failure
Dominic Rogers
Fuck off Ahmed.
Connor Lopez
come on cunt i wanna drive trains n shiet looks so fucking comfy
Henry Morris
>>I miss Australian news What the fuck? Is televsion that bad over there?
Josiah Sanchez
Ride a bike. Stop making excuses for yourself, work hard and eventually you'll have a job that lets you dot in vietnamese restaurants while u use Sup Forums for 80dollarydoos an hour (sunday)
Jackson Smith
>BBC what do you think? unless he enjoys the BBC of course
Easton Garcia
Why for no one talking bout Fridays isis beheading in Queanbeyan? I know the media have shut it down but I'm surprised it isnt mentioned on an auspol thread
Logan Baker
>state media is literally called the BBC at least here you can have a little bit of a laugh at the news without wanting to kill yourself at the same time
Dylan Rogers
cunt just get me a job in metro or ill smash ya
Tyler Adams
the news is fucking terrible here cunt fuck you
Jayden Jackson
Is your piss clean enough to eat off?
Gabriel Lee
>BBC Kek I know. >at least here you can have a little bit of a laugh at the news without wanting to kill yourself at the same time Still pretty shit though, got me fucked why anyone still owns a TV.
Charles King
Coopers is solid and /our guys/
Kayden Bailey
of course it is, it's so terrible that it's funny. the media in the UK is just so terrible it's sad.
Benjamin Kelly
Reminder the real threat to your way of life,culture,race,family,religion,ethics,society,welfare,happiness and anything else you hold important are not the Niggers or the Arabs since over all they make up a tiny percentage of immigration the real threat are the Yellow rats more commonly known as the Asian.
We must return to our Anglo British roots kick out all non whites then make Australia great (Again)
Leo Butler
yeah cunt i'm clean except for a few buds i enjoyed 2 weeks ago otherwise clean as your mothers last std test
Lincoln Phillips
>coopers >cucking out at the slightest bit of sjw offence no. goon will never cave to the sjw's.
Gabriel Martinez
Why would you even bother typing that? We all know we've got to get rid of coloured people but no ones going to do shit.
Luis Kelly
i don't even watch the fucking news here any more it makes me literally angry because of the smug cunts on tv who dress like poofters and cunts
i wish i had the motivation/money to start an australian infowars tier publication but i'm lazy
Luis Jenkins
Now sign up for a group named Morson and get 3 years experience
Cooper Mitchell
>Still pretty shit though, got me fucked why anyone still owns a TV. footy.
Angel Long
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Brayden Robinson
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Jackson King
>Morson will do cunt i really wanna drive a train it looks so fucking easy and chill i see those smug cunt train drivers i wouldn't even mind driving over cunts commiting suicide at least it's painless and quick for them
Jordan Young
Australian news functions like local news here It's uncanny
>depressing story >depressing story >look at the kitty in the tree with a hat on its head >Now moar murders and raep
