NZ Election thread

NZ National Party confirmed to lose this year, the era of Uncle Winnie is nigh.

Why will YOU be voting NZF this year?

Also, pic is genuine.

Could you give us non kiwis a quick rundown

How can sheep shaggers fuck up memes so bad...

Its almost on the level of "proud to be a cuck!"

I think a buddy of mine is in National.

He's for gay marriage, nationalized health care and race-mixing.

There are some right wing candidates, some left wing candidates, and some moderates

IIRC
>Labour - socialists
>National - cuckservatives
>NZ first - /our guys/
>Greens - SJWs

>NZF will probably align with the NATs
>No NZF Labour NatSoc gov

Beoming god. Fuck the world

NZ National = current government, a little too much faith in the free market, globalists who are still clutching to that idea even though they know damn well of the paradigm shift. Pro immigration but don't typically sell it as diversity as much as economic growth.

Labour = Very similar to UK Labour, as of very recently has become slightly but noticably more based in their statements. Want to spend far more money than we have. In an alliance with the greens

Greens = The cuck party who fuck everything up. Want to disband the military and intel agencies in place of probably funding an enforcement agency to stop farmers from planting trees too close to rivers or some shit.

Maori = Typical race baiting party who are in coalition with Nats and used that to bend their arm to gain shit like having one of "their" rivers legally regarded as a person and the Resource Management Act revision which gives Maori Rhodesia tier power over some resources. MP's are shit, their party is shit and they need to go.

NZ First = the last beacon of hope for NZ, based positions on most if not all policy points, one of the very few counter balances that prevents us from going Canada tier but wil need more votes this year to maintain this to any great effect which it should get I think.

Other parties are non parties and are so small/tarded that they don't deserve mentioning.

That would mean that NZF would also be with the Greens though and the Greens need to be purged, I'll be happier if they go with Nats

>inb4 National shill kike that ruins every thread

What do the """polls""" say so far? Will NZF get coalition'd or do they have a shot?

>not too sure on the polls but NZF often gets a coalition spot. Traditionally national and labor have been a closer race than the last few elections, and NZF has been the tie breaker. Labour is in serious strife at the moment though

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Lol, who gives a shit about New Zealand? People don't even bother drawing you on world maps most of the time. Fuck off.

i'm voting civilian

>who gives a shit about New Zealand
Not the muslims, though I can't say the same for you

IDK what's wrong with our sense of humour. but it's embarrassing.

NZ First is a joke.
Leader is a Maori so not our guy.
Would sell out the country to provide elderly boomers (like its leader) retirement gibs.
Will cease to exist in 3 years when Winstone retires.

I can teel pic related isn't genuine because of my extensive expertise in photoshoop and I can tell by the pixels that it is indeed photoshopd

lol were you trying to diss me? Because none of what you said made any sense. #AmericanEducation lol.

Dude you forgot the most important one lmao

will NZ first give you a military?

Don't you have a terror attack to be covering up?

If you don't take the purple one youre retarded

Well they will give it more than the pittance of funding it currently gets, they are in support of CMT aswell.

That's fucking funny.

Yet the sad part is you are Sweden.

yeah, but will you get an attack plane? even a single one?

>The most degenerate one
their activists are terrible and the recreational legalisation of weed isn't something I'm a proponent of

Don't you have a country that you need to be covering up with sea because no one gives enough of a shit about your buttfuck nowhere country to draw it on world maps?

Why sad? We just had a very successful purge where a bunch of cucks got ran over by a truck of peace. Hope many more will come.

>being this butthurt that your country is under third world occupation that you go into small nations thread to exhibit your inferiority complex.

Literally kill yourself.

How's the marijuana issue in NZ? Have the kiwis gone dudeweedlmao or are they a bit more conservative on that?

if weed were legal we'd export the best

Why would I be butthurt? I'm always happy when leftists finally get what's coming to them. Just noticed this thread and thought I'd come and laugh at you. When will you have your own purge?

You first.

The government is holding out against the dudeweedlmaos for now, as things currently stand it wont be legalised for rec use for a while but probably will for medicinal atleast in some form.

atm the minister of health has to personally sign off cannabis based medicine prescriptions.

The thing is there are enough people retarded enough to make the issue their deciding factor in who they will vote for so you cant say with any large amount of certainty but as I say, the way things are looking it wont be legal for a while.

I'll be voting Greens
I'm fucking pissed off that the Kermadec marine reserve wasn't made, and only 0.3 % of our waters are protected
National should have told the whinging Maoris to fuck off
We have the second deepest trench on the planet and we don't even protect it

you seem to be extraordinarily upset my Swedish friend ;^0

We did in the '80s when based Muldoon sent right wing removal squads to immigrants houses at dawn to literally drag them out of bed on put them on a plane back to the island they came from.

I'm not though. If anyone's upset here, it's you guys who say "Kill yourself" after getting told.

Also the great crushing of the lefties during the SA rugby tour in the early 80s also orchestrated by Muldoon

I agree with you that the reserve should have been made, but do you think the greens would actually do anything about it? They seem more concerned with social issues than the environment.

That's not what a purge is though, that's just deportation. Didn't think you'd be such cucks.

we need this in australia, you guys don't have many chinks right? can we dump ours in NZ?

Have you even seen the sun in 6 months?

When I first hear people say this I get a little angry/worried but then I remember that "I'll be voting Green" is basically a synonym for "I wont be voting"

That's better, but you're still missing a truck.

No, why would I do that? That would hurt my eyes.

Purge = the jettison or forced removal of unwanted matter or elements.

That's what that was. Besides the way you guys are going its more likely if there is ever a purge in Sweden that you will be a victim of it.

Also, wasn't the truck driven by a muslim? Or am I mistaken?

We'll never get fighter aircraft if that's what you mean.
We MIGHT get Poseidons to replace the P-3Ks... eventually... maybe.

Greens should fuck off from lefty cuck issues and concentrate on saving the enviroment

But a purge is supposed to be like the movie or Stalin. Don't downplay it.

>3 billion dollars for the military
>can't afford an F-16

it was a tanned swede with a beard, stop being so racist.

Only if there is a war that we have no choice but to go balls deep into.

Apart from that I doubt we would get an even if we were offered another once in a century deal like we were for the f-16s which got cancelled.

We declined both that and an offer from the Russians for a squadron of MiGs to pa off a little bit of their butter debt. We are fucking retarded when it comes to procurement.

Nah, that's just a cover-up. He's really just a tan Swedish guy who said he's Muslim to get out of jail.

Too many greenies m8, and not enough regional threat.

I'm taking the blackpill and voting Winnie Petes this election

This guy has the right idea.

you cunts rely on us, we've been in an unofficial tense stare-off with the indonesians for the last forever, but you won't buy even a single fighter aircraft to make a stand when a fight inevitably breaks out in oceania, or even asia?

i think this is how trump feels with NATO. god this makes me angry.

wait hold on, you were offered MiGs? i only knew about the F-16s.

do you even have submarines?

Really though, what's NZ gonna be doing with a fighter jet besides blasting migrant ships out of the water?

He was still from an 'istan' though

blowing ragheads to shit and practicing national defence.

What else do you need to do?

Yeah at some stage around the turn of the millenium along with assault rifles and a nuclear sub

Many of us feel ashamed at relying on you for our protection.

Will be my 2nd election of voting nzf

My dad was a big mouldoon supporter and voted Natz but switched to nzf when winnie left.

>tfw I was a Young Nats member when I was in secondary

It was real faggy desu

>and a nuclear sub
but now the US can't even bring it's carriers into your ports because "NUCLEAR BAAD"?

>Many of us feel ashamed at relying on you for our protection.
you should. if israel can pull off a military why can't you?

Yes, well the open skies agreement that the Keating government reneged on pissed us off as well, but we are both sovereign nations and don't always get what we want.

It would be nice to have a combat air wing but as I said the political realities wouldn't support it without geopolitical shifts in the pacific.

Key allowed US ships to return last year, apparently they can make their own analysis as to whether or not a ship has nukes on board.

desu I think the entire anti nuke thing was and is a despicable position to take. NZ actively hampered the cold war effort and then got all sad when no one would back them up after France bombed them, despite having been telling the U.S, U.K and Aus how evil they were for allowing them.

It's all a result of this braindead desire NZ has of being unique and world leaders.

So are even the most right wing parties in our countries. That battle's been lost for a long time.

We should spend our entire military budget on one big fuck off boat called the HMS Imperator that we can all make a getaway on when the Chinese invade

One can't blame them for that, seeing as 9/11 happened and to this day we have inadequate security and still dont do any screening on some flights

This was in the 90s

I'm a proponent for a Muldoon class of destroyers that would be natively produced.

why not call it the HMS GFC?

>apparently they can make their own analysis as to whether or not a ship has nukes on board.
does "nukes" count nuclear reactors, or just nuclear weapons? because i'm having trouble figuring out just how exactly a nuclear powered ship can be allowed into port if nukes aren't allowed. did the engine just turn into a really fancy steam engine?

>desu I think the entire anti nuke thing was and is a despicable position to take.
it baffles me that you idiots don't seek better relations with the US. in australia we hvae a few US military stations and in return we get brand new fighter jets, as many bombs as we want, and US military protection.

Nah, it was just fear-mongering. It's held in place because of woman voters, that's why Don Brash changed positions on it during his election campaign

can some of my big strong newzealand bros red pill me on the moari and mana party?

nuclear reactors arent illegal as many would have you believe, just weapons.

NZF all the way death to gooks and currys

Maori party - Useless, pro-gibs, use their power to extract as much money from the taxpayers as possible

Mana Party - Autistic splinter group

A kiwik rundown

>it baffles me that you idiots don't seek better relations with the US.

Because our foreign policy is retarded.

At least we're not pro-Israel

>CBG comes into port
>did they break the law? who knows! we can't inspect every single one of those 5,000+ bombs and missiles for nuclear warheads!
is your legal system straight out of lord of the rings?

i think your people are just retarded m8

Is it a muh sovereignty thing or is your leadership just retarded?

I grew up in Auckland before moving to England. Always looked forward to moving back to my old home as a rich sophisticated Brit. And now the houses are SO expensive my dream is over lol. I don't want to move to a place where I could only afford a shack because Chinese have inflated the housing market.

This

Shouldn't you be prepping your bull?

New Zealand is a shit hole.

I spent years working on government data and writing reports.

Here is a run down of our economy.

- 1 in 2 New Zealanders (18+) are financially struggling. Up from 2009 ( 1 in 3)

- Education index: the one we use to assess and benchmark in government data (Equivalent education requirements EEr) in now 1:7 down from 1:3. (means the average New Zealander is now 7 years behind on avg against OECD countries in education).

- Infrastructure and investment (C2M). Our infrastructure burden is now past 23.7% of our gdp.

Like, I don't think there was a positive value since 2008.

It's easy to fix, but the institutions and politicians are literally 80% morons, 20% well educated but ignored experts.

It wouldn't honestly matter who was in power in New Zealand . As there isn't any strategic department in New Zealand.

Toyota earns more than New Zealand.

Please, someone. Put them out of their misery.

There was a populist anti-nuke movement in the 80's, it was gaining ground in a lot of the West but it really caught on here because the French were testing their nukes in the Pacific, then the French sunk a Greenpeace ship that was protesting them at sea in our territorial waters, ended up killing a couple of people, that's what put the nail in the coffin.

I personally think it was more a successful KGB subversion thing.

Why not come out to the provinces chum?

>>Toyota earns more than New Zealand.
BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

I do hate the French for what they did but I hate ourselves too for anti-nuke, especially looking back its blatant there was some Soviet involvement. .

The greens are the most retarded political party in the country

What's the difference between Toyota and New Zealand?

Toyota can feed a family of three.

>Education index: the one we use to assess and benchmark in government data (Equivalent education requirements EEr) in now 1:7 down from 1:3. (means the average New Zealander is now 7 years behind on avg against OECD countries in education).

this, our education system and curriculum is horrendous, almost as if someone somewhere were trying to keep us dumber than the rest of the world to force us into the ag industry, hmmmm.