At sea for 86 days

>at sea for 86 days
>headed to Australia for sluts and beers
>get called off to go for Korea

Thanks alot kimjong buttfucker.

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No one forced you to join that cucked ass branch of the military. Enjoy actually doing what you signed up for, faggot

Navy = Lazy

so you have to fuck pigs instead of apes?
looks better to me

At least you can't be drafted

Your own fault for beeing a welfare queen .

>about to go fuck sluts and drink beer
>now have to go kill Koreans
Looks like you got the best option.

>jealous he isn't serving America's finest

Sorry for our liberals.
SK liberals have funded their Nuclear Program.

More beer and pussy for me. Cya.

At least you have men's urinaries in that ship

Already served. Definitely not jealous you get to go die for (((them))). I'm sitting back with the popcorn, give us a show.

Based Nipon

>going to kill comunists
>crying about
You're the biggest faggot in Murica, OP.

Fuck off, we're full.

That's a good thing faggot, might have started another battle

Time to earn your pay, fgt

good luck buddy cya there

>american military
>wears silk stockings
>eats chocolates and ice creams

Anyone know the ETA to the south china sea from Singapore?

Fosters is terrible tho

watch out for lighthouses
youtu.be/_VHXRYXzEVU

30 minutes.

Only because you dog the boys mate.
Taste doesn't matter when you're having a good time with the boys.

yawn.

I've pissed more salt water than you've crossed.

1 week

DEUS VULT

>muh saltiness

Enjoy fishing the maggots out of your cereal and jerking off in your coffin, you fucking homo

>already served

sure you did

GOD BLESS DUTERTE!

>the nav has bad food meme

>American military
>Can afford to give it's soldiers luxuries
>Gives them quality equipment
Ftfy mate
Also you might want to look that battle up, it'll make your butt feel good

It's ok you still get to have sluts and beer, actually.

>fighting wars for israel
retard

meh

texas street sucks compared to aussie sloots

I WANNA WAR!

All of the wars, in background, are fighted for Israel. "They" are pulling the strings.

BOLSONARO 2018

>thinking it's just a meme

"Attention, all hands. Some JP5 got in the water supply. There's nothing we can do about it because we are in the middle of the fucking ocean. Enjoy your diarrhea"

implying that navy actualy fight/see enemy (not including 30 pilots. Even they see enemy on monitors when firing, being tens of miles out of they weapons range

This is the United States pentagon.

We have taken this statement as a formal declaration of war.

Prepare for cruise missles strikes

Well, we are down to ten carriers on the active roster. Eight are even close to ready to go, more like seven.

The Ronald Reagan is pierside in Yokosuka, Japan (forward based), having just got back and is going to be pierside for maintenance for another couple months unless they drop tools and surge her.

The George Washington is starting a multi year overhaul at Norfolk.

The Abraham Lincoln is coming out of a multi year overhaul at Norfolk.

The new one, the Gerald Ford, is still in builder's trials out of Norfolk and won't be fully operational and available for another year.

And they are still building the new John F. Kennedy (CV-67 having been retired, the new one is CVN-79) and it won't be ready for about four years.

So meanwhile, you guys on the Chucky V, the Carl Prison, Cell Block 70, you get a chance to stack some gooks if this goes bad.

>EMANCIPATED

>says basement dweller barely protecting magic card collection

they are all cucked

>midway sailor detected

what was desert storm like, grandpa?

Fucking pogs, you dont deserve to use the uniform for pussy

>air force roastie detected

>groundpounder detected

that ASVAB was rough, huh, Jose?

Sorry to here your leave was postponed.

Hopefully it will be a very quick trip.....

I got out in 2015. Memes aren't born out of thin air. There is always truth behind them. That's why they're effective. The Navy is the nigger branch, both literally and figuratively.

>US puts a second carrier near Noko
>"Yehaww look at my big carrier dick"
>North Korea REEEs
>"This plovocation is unaccepabru! The westerm imperiarist pigs will feel our wrath"
>North Korea fires some artillery into the ocean
>Americans relate with balloons full of paper and noisy speakers
>nothing happens
>just like always

Shoreside navy. I also own a benis

I thought the army was where the tards and niggers got sent

Army is appalachians, Marines are spics and niggers, Airforce is chinks and white girls, Navy is niggers and filipinos

so you're pissed at the fleet?

Navy can be a pain in the dickhole sometimes but it's all worth it in the end.

>Australian slutts
Mmmm

Cry more welfare queen.
Enjoy that high paying technical career and gay marriage benefits.

Suck a dick faggot, earn your money
t. former Hornet driver

For a carrier strike group?
30-ish hours.

indifferent. calling a fag a fag doesn't mean I'm pissed

why is her smile displaced one-row-of-teeth to high?

damn that mudchick is hot as fuck

>a okay
sure you did

She's Australian

Why is that hard to believe? Why the fuck would I lie about serving in the Navy of all branches? Think before you speak, dumbass

No one in BC Australia drinks Foster's it's koala piss we export to America.

I have seen what american soldiers look life, a lot of them are out of shape. I saw more than a few overweight black women in navy uniforms while I was in norfolk.

Once you hit chief, which you can do in about 6 years if you're a black female, your PRT's are meaningless. You're expected to be out of shape.

I love you god damn nippons.

Yeah man I see it too last year on base this fat ass snappy bitch came in (private) talking all this shit about how shes going to be a drill sragent one day I litteraly busted out laughing Then she started doing typical nigger thing trying to talk louder than everyone else everyone laughed at her

>tfw coast guard and not navy

glad you fucked off, we are quite full

I thought the Navy was just a set of Taxis for the Marines

cyka

Sad!

4days

ROFL
Go get em mate!

Your sluts aren't