>Parasite found in cats >Proven to make individuals unafraid of predators >Proven to make individuals risk averse >Increases Dopamine levels to make people stupid >Slows reaction time causing increases of car crash fatalities of up to 400%
>Parasite literally causes people to not recognize authoritarian dictators as threats and want them to control them because they're afraid of responsibility
Have you ever met a cat owner that wasn't a suicidal lefty?
We need to fucking genocide cats Sup Forums. Not a joke, these fucking sociopathic rodents are a plague upon the white race and the human race.
If enough of you hate this OP and just want to shitpost about ww3 memes that's fine too, But i'll eternally slightly dislike you as individuals.
That's weird I gave my cat CPR and I'm third position.
Brayden Bailey
>Wants government control over you >lack of identification of threats >Has a cat
Fits the bill kiddo.
Landon Young
Bumping for interest, does this match other user's observations?
Ryder Turner
Oh ok you don't understand politics, my apologies.
Jack Mitchell
I got three little kitties :)
Adam Long
>inb4 the feline jew cats are goat almost half of humanity have the parasite anyway
Christopher Martinez
>You want a dictator to control your life and a government to decide everything you do >Completely unaware of obvious threats >risk averse and wanting to not be burdened with self defense/actualization >also a swedecuck
Seems to fit to me. >talks like a child >leaf Pattern holding strong >Iraq >half of humanity have it anyways that makes it fine
Half of humanity also happen to be generally left wing authoritarians, I wonder if there's any correlation?
Does it fit your observation, user?
Realistically, why would anyone want a cat?
They don't actually like you(proven they hate being pet and only rub on you to mark territory, meows mimick baby sounds, etc.), they are antisocial, they get hair everywhere, they aren't as useful as dogs, you can't walk them, people like them less if you show one to them, they're constantly annoying, etc.
And it just so happens they have a parasite that makes people adore them along with all of these other traits? Makes me think something's up.
Hudson Hall
wait so you actually consider yourself superior? and you want everyone to be like you? a weeb loser virgin neet who spams nazi memes and hates white women because no white woman will take you? you should raise a cat
David Jackson
>ad hominem >also raise a cad So you're spewing insults because I stated facts, and now you want me to act in a way that would infect myself with your cat parasite as well? Does this seem a bit strange to anyone else?
Oliver Butler
>You want a dictator to control your life >Wanting not to be burdened with... actualization
Huh? Is this a new age seminar?
Jonathan Russell
hard to say, can make sense but still seems like its extrapolating a lot.
here I am, as pollack as they come and I have a cat.
John Bailey
FUCK YOU
CATS ARE REDPILLED
Dominic Rivera
>ad hominem
you just used ad hominemd on me you scoundrel, where are your principles.
I'd say if you don't have worms in your brain you don't have principles, it's symbiosis.
Jose Reyes
I don't know where I read this, probably /fit/, but someone said his shits started to smell like his cat's.
Fuck cats.
Christian Roberts
i'm saying take a look at your life someone calling for the genocide of an animal that stops rat infestation and is super cute and friendly if this parasite makes people decent humans then you should infect yourself with it
Adrian Reyes
I can never trust a man who owns a cat over a dog
Blake Lee
You want an authoritarian government to control your life, you are a (national)Socialist, how does that not fit a lack of threat awareness coupled with risk-averse attitudes? >Put me in the big group with all the people who think like me and tell me what to do >My brain parasites are good for me >baseless insult It's not 100% that you get the thing if you have a cat, if you're particularly tidy you probably wont get it, you can only obtain the parasite from feces.
Cats are not friendly, they hate people, they are literal sociopaths, completley antisocial, et cetera. >But they kill rats >They also increase driver fatality rates by 400% >lower predator awareness significantly >lower reaction time significantly >can damage fetus's in the womb We also have a thing in the modern world called a rat trap, I get you're in Iraq so this knowledge is probably new to you.
Noah Sanders
Right wing-ish, anti-jew/globalism, depressed, enjoy pro-risk/fun activities, have pretty quick reaction time in cars and on quads.
Love my kitteh.
Joseph Gomez
>you can only obtain the parasite from feces sure, i meant all that going without saying this.
I still come in contact with its poop when I pick it up.
Noah Flores
>love cats, lived with them all my life >afraid of niggers (predators) >have engaged in many risky behaviors (not as much as base jumping or hang gliding but still plenty of risk) dopamine is released by hundreds of things... >reaction times are average i like dogs but wouldn't want to own one. they require too much attention
Angel Young
Easy way to tell if people were raised by a single mom is by seeing if they own a cat. Every dude that I know who lives with a cat is a complete beta aspie. Take the iron pill, ditch the cat and get a dog.
Hunter Hill
>Depressed It increases mental illness >enjoy pro-risk activities This is a sign of toxoplasmosis, risk for no reason, risk averseness means things like self responsibility (business decisions et cetera, not putting yourself in active danger for literally no reason >Dopamine is released by hundreds of things And having a parasite that makes cysts on your brain and dumps dopamine to make you passive isn't exactly good for that balance
also >Love cats >love my kitteh Why? They don't like you, cats have been proven to not feel any affection towards an owner. They are literally 100% antisocial creatures. It is like bonding with an alligator. I agree with this, but even still no parasitic plague cat should be the main thing, I like dogs though, don't get me wrong
Ayden Fisher
>Put me in the big group with all the people who think like me and tell me what to do
Nationalism isn't being in a group with people that agree with you, it's understanding that you are part of your environment. Worker control is the opposite of being told what to do.
>parasites symbiotes*
Jayden Johnson
I kill every feral cat I can. I do it because of the damage they do to the native wildlife though.
Aaron Nelson
genocide cats say hello to mass starvation like when china killed the sparrows
Bentley Bell
what are you talking about my cat used to sleep by me daily they're friendly af >>lower predator awareness significantly in rats.. humans have predators? >>lower reaction time significantly proof that is not some moron talking on youtube >>can damage fetus's in the womb only if the infection happened while pregnant don't clean cat shit while pregnent as easy as that and cats aren't the only way you can get the parasite btw
Adrian Evans
I'm a dog person but I've tested positive for toxoplasmosis. Is this why I'm a lolbertarian and not a nazi?
John Adams
had cats all my life and still hate niggers, what now?
Ryder Thompson
Die faggot, my cats a total bro and I promise you I'm the furthest right motherfucker you'd ever meet
Levi Lopez
Why hasn't anyone set about exterminating this actual parasite yet?
> makes people stupid and slows reaction time oh, right, the government wants its lemmings
Aiden Rivera
Have you ever had diarrhea? Look up on how you get it 99% of the time. Bet you didn't think you ate poop, but you did.
Joshua Johnson
>it's THIS thread again
34 years old. Have had cats as housepets since I was a newborn.
Been conservative leaning my entire life.
Sage goes in all fields.
Levi Collins
shkreli pls go
Ian Russell
jesus.
Right. Im saying I probably have it yet I'm still the prototypical pollock.
Jose Gutierrez
Apologies for the double post, but just to mention you have to ingest the eggs to gain the parasite, which seems like it would never happen, but once is all it needs. Keep in mind all of these people who adore their cats so vehemently do so because they have literally eaten their cat's shit. Nationalism is fine swedcuck, it's the socialism part that needs to go. >Say hello to mass starvation Fucking how?, you realize you wouldn't kill literally every cat, you'd still need some for fucking mice populations, but these things as pets are not good. >slept with you daily You mean it found the warmest place to sleep, congratulations your body emits heat. >humans have predators? Yeah, other humans. >proof that is not some moron talking on youtube How about the fucking professor in the other video, or the studies cited? >and cats aren't the only way They are the only animals that the parasite can reproduce in, so essentially they are. >My cat is the best I resort to insults and that proves me to be logical and correct You realize you can still be right wing if you have the parasite right? It just means you would be even less cucked without it. see above
Xavier Harris
>Why? They don't like you, cats have been proven to not feel any affection towards an owner i don't believe it. at times when i've been sick or sad the kitteh gives me more attention. my cat will come cuddle in bed all the time with me & start purring ferociously. if the cat doesn't give a fuck about me it makes no difference to me because it seems like it does
in a technical sense you could make the same arguments for women. they only stick around if it benefits them somehow. yet you still like having pussy around right?
you said it makes people risk averse earlier. i've done skydiving, motorcycling & other sports, not super risky but risky enough. you're stretching your argument when it's clear it doesn't make sense.
>It increases mental illness it reduces inhibition. did you even watch your own sources? It centers around the amygdala. Also increases Schizophrenia chances, very slightly.
Doesn't say anything about depression/anxiety.
>Keep in mind all of these people who adore their cats so vehemently do so because they have literally eaten their cat's shit.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. JESUS. Im saying the odds are that I have it. as do many pollocks. How is it connected to liberalism?
If anything the tin foil hat conspiratards and their toxo would be more likely to populate this board.
Evan Carter
my dubba trips go unnoticed!
Zachary Martinez
The ignorance of these fucking retards who spout toxoplasmosis.
You can only fucking get it if you consume the faeces of an infected animal. Stop eating cat shit you dumb fucks.
Robert Turner
dogs will kill rats better than cats and they are bros your religion is cucking you out of beautiful animal symbiosis
Mason Martin
I own a cat. I'm not a liberal. Prove me wrong.
Kevin Peterson
Cat fags getting triggered
Dominic Hughes
I've had several cats over the years and I'm right as fuck. Then again I never lived in shitholes so maybe my cats and the others in the area never got exposed to leftyplasmosis
Wyatt Hall
You said socialism, not me.
Zachary Perez
>I don't believe it DATEBAYO journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0135109#sec001 Thanks for the study user. >How is it connected to liberalism It lowers threat perception I.E. Why to liberals want government to take their guns, hate conservatives who don't want to hurt them(if they weren't fucking insane and didn't want to take our guns), but want islamic rapits to come in and rape them etc, it's because they are attracted to danger itself. (Possibly sexually even, as the rats are sexually attracted to the smell of cat urine which naturally causes fear in the rat) also >Doesn't cause depression Increases in dopamine can actually cause depression weirdly enough user, because you're not receiving enough dopamine doing things you should to to better yourself, so you get in a rut and become depressed.
Benjamin Torres
Wrong. Cats build stronger bones and protect their owners if they're awesome.
Elijah Gutierrez
Doggo is Kek's chosen pet.
Logan Perez
>/an/ shitposters trying to start this shit on Sup Forums
Sup Forums I hope to fucking god that you aren't dumb enough to fall for this shit. Do the right thing and rip this cancer out by the roots before it's too late. t. wandering /an/on
Robert Anderson
>You can only get it if you eat shit of a cat
Do you wash your hands every single fucking time you touch any surface the asshole of the thing that crawls everywhere in your house has been? If not, you have toxoplasmosis.
Noah Edwards
>Have you ever met a cat owner that wasn't a suicidal lefty?
Other than my grandmother when I was a kid...holy shit no, I haven't.
Jeremiah Flores
if your cat is shitting in your house and scritching it's paws in its litterbox it has shit on its paws and it's only a hop skip and a jump from cat paws to your mouth.
Deal With It.
pic related is a massive redpill
Nolan Hill
>tfw two cats and pretty right wing
I can only assume if I didn't own a cat I'd own a helicopter instead.
Dylan Barnes
Wrong.
Eli Young
my religion isn't cucking me out of anything used to have a dog growing up now i don't have time to care for one, too needy cats are easier to raise
Henry Hill
ever since /leftypol/ started raiding threads are moving so fast nobody has time to check repeating numbers
foreign invaders are destroying our culture
Alexander Butler
You said third position third position is natsoc natsoc is soc stop slithering out like the jew you're supposed to hate swedecuck. This primarily isn't related to us being cucks because we have toxo, obviously if you're here you're probably not a lefty cuck, but that just goes to show how much more RWDS we'd be without toxo, it's more important for your children, and people you know, keep your kids away from cats, and your wives, friends, et cetera.
Daniel Allen
I wish I could kill every cat I see
Nolan Martin
Who here /pig/ >Extremely intelligent >Take care of themselves >Eats anything you don't finish >Will fuck up home intruders I'm moving to a 50-acre property next year so I'll be getting one then.
Jonathan Green
I have a cat and am an ethnonationalist sympathizing libertarian. My reaction time is a bit quicker than average(190-200ms on humanbenchmark website) so I probably don't have it.
William Taylor
Holy shit, Martin Shkreli is literally developing a cure for liberalism. His $750 a pill drug is way too dangerous for normal people to take, but that $750 a pill is going into creating a safer alternative. I had cats for a while and I probably have toxoplasmosis as a result. I'd like to get rid of that shit if I have it.
Jose Torres
And when they start to annoy you it's legal to kill and eat them.
Kayden Evans
But my cat hates liberals and fun, not all cats are parasite ridden niggers.
Lucas Davis
Honestly I don't eat pig for the same reason I don't eat dogs, they're ridiculously intelligent and social just like dogs are. see second half of
Hunter Robinson
Most of the bad personality traits people associate with cats are actually exclusive to female cats.
Male cats are like a whole other animal. Much more energetic and affectionate. They are far more intelligent than females and can be trained. Female cat are almost permanently feral.
Much like humans.
Aaron Torres
Or it means you have it and are unaffected by it which is also a good thing if you pass down your parasite resistant genetics.
John Wood
I dunno, I have had cats all my life and I have always been a full blown capitalistic libertarian national anarchist
Christian Sanders
cats or plague rats
Josiah Young
What about females with tons of cats? I think I know one pretty well.
Isaac Moore
Grew up with 6 cats.
Vacillate among Classical Liberalism Paleo-Conservatism, and Fascism.
Julian Lee
>left wing is authoritarian
Grayson Hall
>However, there is evidence to indicate that some cats may show signs of separation distress in the absence of their owner [6] and it has been suggested that the cat-owner bond may be a form of attachment similar to that which exists between a dog or child and its primary care >and it is increasingly recognised that cats (Felis sylvestris catus) are perhaps more social than traditionally thought even with their own species >The extent to which cats demonstrate sociality towards humans appears to be influenced by a wide range of factors [30], [31]. Kittens are reported to have a sensitive phase of socialisation towards humans between their second and seventh week of life [32]. During this time exposure to humans, amount of handling, number of handlers and presence of the queen have all been found to influence sociality towards humans
Conclusion >do not appear to attach to owners as a focus of safety and security >[relationship]... or built upon the fulfillment of an intrinsic psychological social need is """unknown""".
literally the opposite of what you're saying
Jack Thompson
I'll eat them if they're raised properly - outside and with plenty of land and grass. Because it's my friend, probably won't do but yeah basically.
Daily reminder that raising animals properly is white man's concern, factory farming (maximizing profit at the expense of animal welfare) is for chinks and Jews.
Oliver Scott
>cherry picking the points that fit your ideology
Juan Cox
I have 2 cats and have always been far right.
Christopher Cooper
>unafraid of predators >risk averse ...sounds contradictory, user; but don't let some logical inconsistency spoil your party!
Zachary Price
Erm I think it's the opposite. I'm a dog person and love my freedom(which the right has the illusion that they do)
Jordan Butler
They explicitly state that it is a fear of predators, and not a fear of things like bright light etc. According to your claim, the human brain would automatically detect political threats over physical ones. Do you have any evidence for this claim?
Brayden Collins
>natsoc is soc
This isn't actually true natsoc is a separate ideology, I don't expect newfigs to understand that though.
Frankly, >third position is natsoc isn't really true either but no big deal.
But if you think nationalism isn't the problem, why are you opposed to sacrificing for the sake of others in your country?
Caleb Thomas
The parasite can fuck with babies in the womb, with a shitload of cats, their brains essentially get destroyed overtime, as more and more parasites plough in. >Left wing isn't authoritarian Fuck off (((Noam))) >They fear for a lack of food How is this love? Anything put in a different environment has fear you idiot. Give me a fucking ant that i'll feed for a day and i'll drop it on top of my refrigerator and it'll have separation antxiety
Justin Powell
Good goyim.
Gavin James
Bro just stop argueing, you are meant to enforce your opinion, not debate it. What kind of arab are you?
Jacob Ward
>Newfags I was here before you stormcucks started raiding shitface. I'm older than Fucking Sup Forums
Caleb Edwards
Cats are the Jew's greatest ally.
Chase Myers
yeah toxoplasmosis also causes homosexuality, there was some screencap with all this evidence, but I can't find it, someone else please post it.
Gavin Walker
Dude. I own three cats and a bobcat I was LEO for 10 years, study martial arts, and am a firearms instructor. The wife is about as redpilled as a woman can get.
Nolan Torres
Holy macaroni but I really really really love cats,
Kevin Morris
Why are you so retarded user? You make these threads all the fucking time and say the same stupid shit every fucking time. You come off as being under some kind of psychosis. Your conspiracy thinking has reached beyond the realm of reasonable and gone into a kind of new age cultish retardation. Scientology levels of stupid.
Wyatt Scott
I'm only gay for women butt
Jacob Lewis
technology ruined that i can't hold my ak-47 to his head over the internet and force him to rim my cat's asshole
Hudson Sullivan
Incidentally, Muslims adore cats. Muhammad is supposed to have kept one as a pet.
Meanwhile, dogs are considered haram, and even young Muslim children are not above torturing puppies to death.
Mason Scott
>If you are here it just means you would be more RWDS without the toxoplasmosis, Sup Forums is right wing as fuck, the effects are still proven.
Bentley Flores
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Nathan Butler
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Blake Jackson
(((CNN)))
Joseph Ross
>I make this thread every week Weird, i've never made this thread before, toxoplasmosis must also give you faux-empathic powers.
Jacob Evans
but pigs are cheap and delicious and they would eat you if they could so it's only fair
Kayden Evans
Then you should know that saying natsoc = nat + soc, is retarded. It's a name for an ideology.