Any UK Sup Forumstards on here...

Any UK Sup Forumstards on here? My work wants me to relocate to the UK from North Carolina for work and I have no idea what to expect.

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I'd first look up timezones and not make this thread at 5am brit time.

I'm up because of drugs but most others will be asleep by now.

>North Carolina
You're going to get bombarded by banter and noone will take you seriously if you have too much of an accent.
You'll think everyone's miserable, stern and nasty at first but that's all part of the ironic humour.

Once you get in on the joke you'll survive.

Godspeed fattie.

What city?
>Everywhere in America looks like Detroit because...picture
Fuck off Pajeet

you will be welcomed OP

americans are respected over here but be expected to answer questions constantly like

"do you have a gun?"
"have you shot someone?"
"what do you think about X"
"have you been to the twin towers?"
"what do they call X where you are from?"
"carolina? is that in texas or new york?"

>Respected
Don't tell fibs to our future guest.

It's more a curiosity than respect.

i mean opposed to a paki or a latvian

america is exotic,some eastern european person is hjohnny foreigner

Sorry, I work odd hours
Accent isnt TOO bad but it is there

Birmingham and vicinity

Bantz/questions are always welcomed, so it'll be cool

>Birmingham
Brummies, Mudshits, Niggers, shite architecture and all the other horrors of the big uk cities await you.

I'd commute into the city from some quiet rural town if I were you user.

And fucked up accent. Sometimes I even have trouble understanding them.

It's going to like a foreign language to op

oh shit op gonna get turned into a limey bastard

Yaroite there mate whuts th' toime? Gonna head down Toy's Yam We furr moi kids burfdoi

Have fun op.

Make America Limey Again

I'd recommend quitting your job if it means having to live in Birmingham

$75k Euro per year, would that be enough to live decent outside the city?

Coworker is from Coventry and I got used to it. Are the accents similar?

Depends where you go, you will have to supply more information before an assessment can be accurately proffered.

>Discussing monetary values in Euros
On second thoughts don't relocate, we don't want you.

Serious mate if I see you on my Island I'll smash your head in.

bland food if u dont eat at the indian restaurants.

>$75k Euro per year
Wut ? $ Euros ? we have £s

>Getting payed in Euro in Britain

i cant understand scousers.

This guy posted the exact same thread a month ago

full of pakistani immigrants now 3rd generation home of heavy metal music... industrial past.

They never say anything of merit, you're not missing out.

lol

Americans are laughed at as our retarded inbred cousins. Without exception the US is filled with idiots who constantly and consistently fail to understand how Britain works and don't know how to act internationally when immigrating.

But you'll probably be stationed in London anyway so you'll be with the rest of the subhumans and this accepted/converted. Being from North Carolina won't help your case either.

>Brown person posting brown person passtimes because his entire subcontinent is a shithole that'll starve itself to death in the next 50 years and be fighting off the zipperheads over a bowl of rice in 30

Lel.

It's just for equivalency, I would get paid local currency. It's because we're headquartered in Sweden, but have offices throughout Europe.

I've traveled the world, it won't be anything new to me.

thats after the iraq war althoughh i dont like muslims im a n atheist, Britain has freedom of demostration so thats y their screaming.

Fuck off wank stain

stop making excuses for them.

>local currency
>local
You start showing some respect to the pound this instant you yankee cunt.

You deserve to be stationed in b'ham. I hope you get glassed.

5% of the uk are brown or black and a few major ex industrial cities the rest is just the same as an agatha christie novel with vicars and terry and june.

>leaving the greatest state in the union
>leaving cheerwine and chick n minis
get out already if you cannot appreciate us

im not i hate islam im an atheist i dont like the mosques and muslim scholols. what they preach is hatred and seperation a bit like /pol

Cheerwine sucks and BBQ is for queers

soz but i stopped once for directions and the girl said things to me but i swear i didnt cathch one word of standard english.

you poor sod, have fun in the united kingdom of arabia

You can keep him.

However, keep sending airheaded springbreaker sluts starting their fantastical euro travels.

>63%
>Had a nigger head of state for the longest possible time
Keep talking the talk bigshot.

How is the GBP different from the Won or the Dollar? The Euro makes more sense to use since it's more widely used anyways.

>The Euro makes more sense to use since it's more widely used anyways.
Yeah you're gonna have a hard time here with an attitude like that, stay home.

But the UK is going to be my home :3

>The Euro makes more sense to use
Except look at Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain and Ireland you uninformed tool.

Can't wait for you to arrive and start telling us how wrong we all are about matters of which you know not.

Seriously man
>Euro makes more sense to use
Jesus FUCK

For a place you intend on making your future home you've done fuckall research on the place.

We won't even be in the EU soon, why the fug would we use their currency.

I have a really thick Texan accent and when I went over for a month the only people who made fun of me were the mudshits, the bar maid at the pub I went to every afternoon thought it was "charming" but I think she was lying. Still wish I could've brought her home with me but I never left London once.

Don't go.
As you can see from this thread, the residents of the UK are all butthurt clowns (especially the English).
Still mad about the decline of British sea power and getting BTFO by a bunch of hillbilly militiamen in 1776.

Stay mad, and stay cuck'd with your royal family replacing your serf asses with muslims.

Mate I'm a barman and I'm purposefully extra nice to you guys. Why?

You tip well since it's compulsory where you're from.

Watch it or we'll burn down your capital building and create Canada again.

Also
>Referring to your ancestors and those who fought and died for your independence as 'hillbillies'
Stay classy.

>getting BTFO by a bunch of hillbilly militiamen in 1776
Nobody in the UK even knows about the American war of independence, and if they did they wouldn't care, we have so much history to deal with, going back thousands of years, it's a mere footnote, like a needle in a haystack.

Wow. Serious anger issues. No wonder your queen takes away your rights to own a gun. How does it feel to be a perpetual cuck?

I wondered if it had anything to do with that. What's a normal tip for a £30 tab from your countrymen?

>North Carolina
You are the kind of immigrant which I wholeheartedly welcome.
Good luck.

Nah screw that guy, he thinks we should have the Euro for god sake.

We can have shotguns and rifles user.

How do you feel that your democratically elected president can't fulfill his promises due to the senate cucking him at every turn?

How does that lead water taste now boyo?

If it wasn't for the U.S., you'd be speaking german. The Brits are a bunch of cucks. 2nd rate former empire. Starting to sound more and more like the Italians and the Greeks. So much history, so little future.

Would have helped you during Brexit m8.

>implying my ancestors were here in 1776

Thousands of years of serfdom. That haystack has got much smaller in recent years, like the size of your empire.

Your food sucks, your weather is miserable, the people are even worse. It's literally like walking through the scene of Shawn of the Dead when the outbreak first occurs.
Bunch of milquetoast faggots hanging on by a thread, you sound like the we wuz kangs types when you reminisce about how britain once ruled the world.

Dude it happened like 200 years ago why are you still mad? Fuck son calm down, it's gonna be okay. Just talk to your local Imam or whatever you call your Muslim priests over there in the New British Caliphate, I'm sure he can help you out.

If I make a tenner by the end of the whole night I'm happy.

I get paid good wages anyway so tips are just a nice bonus that I don't rely on.

>ITT Britbongs lie through their nasty teeth about their country so OP will come share in the misery.

Wow. Shotguns and rifles. Burrr, scary. Funny how all of your (((refugees))) have more firepower than the avg. cuck Brit.

Representative democracy ass clown. Drop a couple of tomahawks in the desert and the neo-cons starting dancing to his tune, while Xi's forehead has beads of sweat during dinner. We don't allow chicks run our government cuck.

Queen, May and Khan. What a bunch of losers the Brits are LOL

You seem to have missed my point, the war of independence was & still seems to be a big deal to you guys, because your history is so short, but here there's more history than anyone cares to try & remember, so nobody does, especially not regarding former colonies, too many to even begin to learn about unless you're a historian or some such.

Are you kidding me. Wow! Shotguns and rifles. Burrr, scary. Funny how all of your (((refugees))) have more firepower than the avg. cuck Brit.

Representative democracy ass clown. Drop a couple of tomahawks in the desert and the neo-cons starting dancing to his tune, while Xi's forehead has beads of sweat during dinner. We don't allow chicks run our government cuck.

Queen, May and Khan. What a bunch of losers the Brits are LOL

Necessary reading if you boys are able to read.

>he thinks we should have the Euro

I didn't say that. I said it makes sense to use it to compare world currencies, especially since my company is spread across many locations. It's easier to just use the Euro for every European country for comparison purposes so that we don't have to constantly do conversions.

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>Being an Israeli satellite state

Tough words for a goy.

based

>I didn't say that. I said it makes sense to use it to compare world currencies
LIES !
>The Euro makes more sense to use since it's more widely used anyways.

To use for comparison purposes. See my previous post.

>It's just for equivalency

How are you having such difficulties reading a language that your country pioneered?

>5% of the uk are brown or black
m8 its 10% and london 45% white

In 2012 there were 30 dead by guns in the uk.

Same year in the US? nearly 9000.

How about we talk about how you lost all those colonies because you over estimated your power (kind of like you guys still do to this day).
Say's the guy still toiling under a monarchy.
We help Israel because they destabilize the region, which we then use to our advantage to extract natural resources (so we dont have to plunder our own, even though we've plenty), then we export all the refugees to you Europoors, while we laugh all the way to the bank and wait for Europe to collapse, so we have a new crop of people willing to work for chump change to make us stuff.
It's simple, you've been outplayed by the new kids on the block, you're mad, and that's ok. You have every right (expect the right to bear arms) to be upset that your stuck in a former empire thats well on the decline.

>Don't allow chicks to run our government.
No, luckily you stopped yourself from that.

You did however let a negro run and represent your nation for two full terms.

>nearly 9000.
I heard it was actually over 9000.

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That's a lot of dead people for a place that even the law enforcement can't carry firearms.

>How about we talk about how you lost all those colonies because you over estimated your power (kind of like you guys still do to this day).
>you
>you
>your
>you

I wasn't there m8, why would I care ? nobody cares, that's my point, nobody's ego here is tied up with dusty old history, they're thinking about more pressing issues.

>Overestimated your power
That's a funny way to write 'sacrifice'. WW2 wasn't a game for us like it was for you, sat on the sidelines scratching your noggin over which side to pick.

Commonwealth stands however, turns out granting independence works.

Tell that one to Spain, we all know of his relations with his colonies.

Out of 10 random Leave voters, how many would know who David Icke is and what his basic hypothesis is?

The UK feels like pretty much a third world country. Remember Trudeau saying that he wants Canada to be the first post-national state or whatever? This is what the UK is, a bleak mess of shitskins and other immigrants that barely speak English mashed together in decaying buildings and working themselves to death. It really feels like a dystopian nightmare. White middle class brits here are so delusional, they're the biggest blue pilled cucks ever and they always have this phony friendly tone when speaking to you, it's really creepy. Then you have packs of violent niggers doing what niggers do best and lower class brits that just drink themselves to death and are trashy and smell bad. The food is shit, you literally can't find a good place to eat, your choices are asian shit, indian shit, fried chicken made my pakis and fast food, other than that every other type of food you buy is bland and tasteless, just cook for yourself as much as you can. Expect to cross paths often with many indians that stink like shitty curry or loud niggers on a daily basis. British women are disgusting and trashy, the lower the class the trashier they get, I never seen such white trash in other parts of Europe, it's common to see these trashy slags caking their faces with makeup to the point of looking like clowns oh and most of them are mudsharks.

And??? Am i suppose to be impressed that you can read statistics spoon fed to you by your socialist system? Lack of the right to bear arms is one of the principal reasons that you are all cucks still licking the boots of the monarchy or don't you get it.

You sure love you military power though.

Except they do mate.

The police shot the london attacker.

How'd you guess that happened?

>9000 of his countrymen died in one year and he's ignoring this statistic
>3000 died in the towers more than 15 years ago and he won't stop weeping

With the exception of Greece all those countries you mentioned are better places to live than this shithole.

At least we have a dedicated tap each for the 2 different types water, foreigners only have one tap & the 2 different water types have to share it, can you even imagine such a thing !

Then fuck off.

Just don't expect a job when you get there.

Should have went with the Germans.
After how many people got fucked because they had to wait for some special branch of the police force to get permission to come out with the guns to put down the rabid beast?

Like this friendo said, you're boot lickers paying for a monarchy because you gave up your weapons. Grow a pair, and give them all the option of showing fealty to the people, or getting what Robespierre got.

We dont talk shit about you guys because we hate you, we talk shit because we'd like to see you join us on the stage of freedom, and be free of being under the thumb of an archaic system which deifies a ruling class (who with the exception of the Ginger, look like they've all fucked each others cousins one too many times).

Get your shit together and stop being a bunch of faggots who swoon over your monarchs.

>people dying from various murders, accidents, and cases of self defense, all of which are completely unrelated to one another, is comparable to 3000 people dying in one day in a foreign attack

What, like the diamond jubilee of your inbred queen?

I know you're probably 'aving a larf, but does anyone actually enjoy this

>statistics that count in lawful police shootings, gang niggers shooting eachother, suicides and self-defense
>9000 in a country of 300+ million

So did the guns just spring to life and started shooting innocents?

Countymen bahahahahaha. Pic related.
Keep it up NEET. You can't even cobble together Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. They can't stand you even more than the rest of the world. I mean seriously, name one nation that actually likes you. Take your time, I'll wait. An isle of cucks that really don't even like themselves. Such low self-esteem.

>How many people got fucked
5.

If he did the same thing in the US it wouldn't even make the news.

No wait sorry, I'm so cucked for not being allowed an assault rifle, maybe then I would have stopped him myself while he was in the process of changing magazines and had only shot 20+ people thusfar.

shit weather all the time.

Vastly underrated post 10/10

>Yaroite there mate whuts th' toime? Gonna head down Toy's Yam We furr moi kids burfdoi

fucking brummies...

Assault rifles are extremely restricted, expensive and rare, it's almost impossible to own one in the US unless you are willing to spend around 50K USD, pass all background checks, pay all the taxes and stamps and wait what could be years for a collector to sell you said firearm.

Most gun enthusiasts practice with their guns more often than law enforcement officers and military thus having better ain, this has been proven many times.