>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
whats happening right now? cant understand shit but this ambient track is banging
Adam Hernandez
Sounds like we had a driveby
Joshua Lee
dude sounded panicked
Dominic Phillips
we need more lolsworthy webms, folks
Gabriel Gomez
Does anyone else find themselves in a fuzzy, warm lucid dreaming state listening to the stream?
Juan King
Female robert telling people to stay in the car male robert on another call tellin em to get the fuck out the car gangbangin 7-11 fights nigs nogging at the nogging hour
Alexander Collins
That's the state we call /comfy/.
Charles Johnson
yes it's like while it's only radio I feel like I can actually see what's happening
Isaiah Rogers
>whats happening right now? cant understand shit but this ambient track is banging Ahahahaha this should be the subtitle for the Robert experience. >"ROBERT: I can't understand shit, but this ambient track is banging!"
Alexander Harris
We have reached /comfy/
Michael King
I've already fallen asleep once tonight
Jace Stewart
Do they not know those guns are illegal?
Landon Powell
i wanna go to a float tank spa and have the ambient stream piped in.
William Martinez
My beer run/OC efforts took too long
Repostan
Camden Hughes
;3
Jackson White
That's how it is, or was, back when. There's a reason radio was king even long after tv came about.
Charles Allen
It looks just like the wobbly tribal dancing their ancestors did around the bonfire. Only with modern firearms instead of assegai.
Xavier Sullivan
>Animal abuse
Elijah Cox
SAVE THE PUPPER!!!!
Carter Powell
>oc of my oc I am truly honored, Robert
Camden Bennett
I wonder how many of those nogs have been killed in the Chiraq Wars.
Bentley Murphy
Desktop vapes go amazing with /cpd/ >max compfy while toking at desk
Oliver Brooks
Someone save doge!
Josiah Johnson
Chicago has around 1 million negros.
We're listening to the one million gorillian show.
Xavier Roberts
*barking in the background*
Zachary Evans
>50 guys fighting
Austin Bennett
>50 guys were fighting
Wat?
Benjamin Green
50 guys (nigs) fighting whoa boy
Joseph Long
I never knew the feeling of having inspired OC until I joined /cpd/. I will go to my grave being proud of starting countposting
Adrian King
The dog needs to go pee
Cameron Wood
>F I F T Y
>C O O N
>S K R E E T
>F I G H T
That is a lvl 1 chimpout warning.
Eli Carter
>two elderly male blacks snorting drugs The more things change, the more they stay the same
Samuel Rodriguez
who here thought they would say "a hooker's ass" when she said they were "snorting drugs off of a..."
Jason Evans
The dog will pee.
Cooper Campbell
godspeed user, you've done a great thing
William Watson
I'd give a kidney to hear then roll up on the 100 man bike tribe from last night...
Brody Nelson
countposting is amazing, ty Robert
Justin Cox
I think I found my new favorite thing to listen to while reading or doing work
Caleb Bailey
>male dressed as a female
Daniel Mitchell
yeah in that scumbags car
Andrew Miller
Tranny time
Evan Hill
>male dressed as a female
kek
Connor Cooper
>Male dressed as female fucking transphobic SHITLORDS
Andrew Miller
male dressed as female
Robert Taylor
We're a solid crew, working for the same cause, /comfy/.
Dominic Cooper
Seeing my OC transformed by others brings me immense joy.
Angel Diaz
T H L IPP C C
Joshua Turner
>dispatch assuming a perp's gender
Carter Stewart
Wonder if he's gonna wreck another fucking cab in front of the station, also
Nice to see you made it, Satan.
Levi Roberts
It is a pretty awesome feeling, isn't it?
Austin Martinez
gangbanger hour is upon us
Matthew Lewis
Wow first time tuning into one of these threads, this is gold thank you lad.
Chase Young
I'm this guy, animator took it to the next level.
Connor Long
welcome robert, stay for the summer, stay forever
Jace Diaz
Damn right.
Nolan Miller
>SEVEN >SEVEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Owen Smith
You lads did gud. Those glitch edits are pure sex.
It really is. At least on Sup Forums, it's the purest collab experience I've had.
Adam Rodriguez
Are we all robert?
Elijah Green
Mace the cab driver, and run like hail
Parker Edwards
...
Brandon Russell
>tfw wrapped in blanket on couch streaming cpd stream with old forensic files episodes on the tv max comfy achieved
Eli Ortiz
yessir. we are all roberts here
Julian Ross
Animator? If that is you, thanks lad.
Jeremiah Bailey
SHE JUST PLAYIN AIGHT
Jaxson Watson
I like where this is going lad
James Howard
>snorting drugs off the ledge of a building can't they use their phones like regular drug users
Jacob Garcia
Seriously addicted to the /cpd/ threads, I may never go back out there into the shitstorm
Isaac Rivera
what happen with larping as a gang member on kikebook to start a gang war.
Cooper Ward
...
Camden Rogers
>female high on something stripping in the street
Camden Howard
>can't they use their phones like regular drug users They needed a ledge for the sheer volume of drugs being consumed. Also >Dat pigeon shit chaser hit bruh
Blake Ward
Naked hoes n sheit
Josiah Gutierrez
...
Bentley Garcia
That's what led me to wander here, the rest of pol is a shit show right now.
Luke Gray
ledgeheads aint hurt nobody nohow
Jace Ramirez
half naked in the middle of the street. my kinda date easy to get and easy to forget
Joshua Morgan
I know what you mean Robert. It's hard for me to bother going out into the catalogue when there's a /cpd/ thread
John Brooks
Yup, I'm Pic Robert, there's Hue Robert, there's Animator Robert, well, a couple there, plenty of Listener Roberts, all Roberts. Lol
Matthew Butler
snorting drugs off the ledge LOL
Taste the homeless piss
Carter Reyes
Is the guy who was pissing and moaning about glitch still around?
We have it for a reason, really. Add in some slightly fancier billboards and some augments, and you have a insanely solid cyberpunk setting. Corruption, insanity, power and loss, it's all here. How insane is it that, in order to make Chicago a dystopian wasteland/megaplex, they'd need to actually build more?
Zachary Jackson
>That one dispatcher who kinda moans and draws out her sentences just so
Camden Cox
I'm in the cat for just long enough to CTRL+F "CPD". Either there's a thread, or I'm baking. lel. I don't even come to Sup Forums until at least 5:30PM anymore.
Michael Lee
Dope, Newrob here
Lucas Jenkins
I've been having trouble going back to vanilla Sup Forums. Hard to do when the shilling is so blatant and it still gets (you)s.
Justin Morris
Glad to be here. I recently changed shifts and have finally been able to stay up for prime chimp hours, desu. This feels like the last bastion of Sup Forums
Tyler Edwards
I'm either "skyline" or "glitchcain", depends on who's talking at me and what I'm posting.
Brayden Hill
shots fired
bang bang
Tyler Hughes
How many shills you think wandered in here and ended up sucked into the cozy, ya think?
Jeremiah Lee
THREE THREE SHOTS WERE HEARD AH AH AH
Levi Edwards
I like the glitch/vhs look to it, brings me back.
Chase Taylor
These are top teir
Josiah Hill
>ring the second bell from the top I fear Robert has entered a real life Myst game.
Aaron Hernandez
at least two that I watched happen personally. concentrated comfy of this potency is a powerful drug.
Jeremiah Perry
>it might escalate >it did shots fired
Camden Foster
>"ROBERT: Gorillas in the MYST"
Easton Richardson
>possibly may escalate >nvm it did shots fired topkek I love chicago