/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - $150 DOLLAR SHOES EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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>holding straws in their hands

Robert is getting worked up

GET OUT THE CAR!!!!

whats happening right now? cant understand shit but this ambient track is banging

Sounds like we had a driveby

dude sounded panicked

we need more lolsworthy webms, folks

Does anyone else find themselves in a fuzzy, warm lucid dreaming state listening to the stream?

Female robert telling people to stay in the car
male robert on another call tellin em to get the fuck out the car
gangbangin
7-11 fights
nigs nogging at the nogging hour

That's the state we call /comfy/.

yes
it's like while it's only radio I feel like I can actually see what's happening

>whats happening right now? cant understand shit but this ambient track is banging
Ahahahaha this should be the subtitle for the Robert experience.
>"ROBERT: I can't understand shit, but this ambient track is banging!"

We have reached /comfy/

I've already fallen asleep once tonight

Do they not know those guns are illegal?

i wanna go to a float tank spa and have the ambient stream piped in.

My beer run/OC efforts took too long

Repostan

;3

That's how it is, or was, back when. There's a reason radio was king even long after tv came about.

It looks just like the wobbly tribal dancing their ancestors did around the bonfire. Only with modern firearms instead of assegai.

>Animal abuse

SAVE THE PUPPER!!!!

>oc of my oc
I am truly honored, Robert

I wonder how many of those nogs have been killed in the Chiraq Wars.

Desktop vapes go amazing with /cpd/
>max compfy while toking at desk

Someone save doge!

Chicago has around 1 million negros.

We're listening to the one million gorillian show.

*barking in the background*

>50 guys fighting

>50 guys were fighting

Wat?

50 guys (nigs) fighting whoa boy

I never knew the feeling of having inspired OC until I joined /cpd/. I will go to my grave being proud of starting countposting

The dog needs to go pee

>F I F T Y

>C O O N

>S K R E E T

>F I G H T

That is a lvl 1 chimpout warning.

>two elderly male blacks snorting drugs
The more things change, the more they stay the same

who here thought they would say "a hooker's ass" when she said they were "snorting drugs off of a..."

The dog will pee.

godspeed user, you've done a great thing

I'd give a kidney to hear then roll up on the 100 man bike tribe from last night...

countposting is amazing, ty Robert

I think I found my new favorite thing to listen to while reading or doing work

>male dressed as a female

yeah in that scumbags car

Tranny time

>male dressed as a female

kek

>Male dressed as female
fucking transphobic SHITLORDS

male dressed as female

We're a solid crew, working for the same cause, /comfy/.

Seeing my OC transformed by others brings me immense joy.

T
H
L IPP
C
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>dispatch assuming a perp's gender

Wonder if he's gonna wreck another fucking cab in front of the station, also

Nice to see you made it, Satan.

It is a pretty awesome feeling, isn't it?

gangbanger hour is upon us

Wow first time tuning into one of these threads, this is gold thank you lad.

I'm this guy, animator took it to the next level.

welcome robert, stay for the summer, stay forever

Damn right.

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

You lads did gud. Those glitch edits are pure sex.

It really is. At least on Sup Forums, it's the purest collab experience I've had.

Are we all robert?

Mace the cab driver, and run like hail

...

>tfw wrapped in blanket on couch streaming cpd stream with old forensic files episodes on the tv
max comfy achieved

yessir. we are all roberts here

Animator? If that is you, thanks lad.

SHE JUST PLAYIN AIGHT

I like where this is going lad

>snorting drugs off the ledge of a building
can't they use their phones like regular drug users

Seriously addicted to the /cpd/ threads, I may never go back out there into the shitstorm

what happen with larping as a gang member on kikebook to start a gang war.

...

>female high on something stripping in the street

>can't they use their phones like regular drug users
They needed a ledge for the sheer volume of drugs being consumed. Also
>Dat pigeon shit chaser hit bruh

Naked hoes n sheit

...

That's what led me to wander here, the rest of pol is a shit show right now.

ledgeheads aint hurt nobody nohow

half naked in the middle of the street. my kinda date
easy to get and easy to forget

I know what you mean Robert. It's hard for me to bother going out into the catalogue when there's a /cpd/ thread

Yup, I'm Pic Robert, there's Hue Robert, there's Animator Robert, well, a couple there, plenty of Listener Roberts, all Roberts. Lol

snorting drugs off the ledge LOL

Taste the homeless piss

Is the guy who was pissing and moaning about glitch still around?

We have it for a reason, really. Add in some slightly fancier billboards and some augments, and you have a insanely solid cyberpunk setting. Corruption, insanity, power and loss, it's all here. How insane is it that, in order to make Chicago a dystopian wasteland/megaplex, they'd need to actually build more?

>That one dispatcher who kinda moans and draws out her sentences just so

I'm in the cat for just long enough to CTRL+F "CPD". Either there's a thread, or I'm baking. lel. I don't even come to Sup Forums until at least 5:30PM anymore.

Dope, Newrob here

I've been having trouble going back to vanilla Sup Forums. Hard to do when the shilling is so blatant and it still gets (you)s.

Glad to be here. I recently changed shifts and have finally been able to stay up for prime chimp hours, desu. This feels like the last bastion of Sup Forums

I'm either "skyline" or "glitchcain", depends on who's talking at me and what I'm posting.

shots fired

bang bang

How many shills you think wandered in here and ended up sucked into the cozy, ya think?

THREE
THREE SHOTS WERE HEARD
AH AH AH

I like the glitch/vhs look to it, brings me back.

These are top teir

>ring the second bell from the top
I fear Robert has entered a real life Myst game.

at least two that I watched happen personally. concentrated comfy of this potency is a powerful drug.

>it might escalate
>it did shots fired

>"ROBERT: Gorillas in the MYST"

>possibly may escalate
>nvm it did shots fired
topkek I love chicago