What would aliens think of our human struggles Sup Forums?

>inb4 manlet. Pic related is actual alien.

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hopefully, empathy because they likely experienced similar civilizational growing pains

They don't give a fuck.
they probably are hooked up to our internet to check what we're up to.

>ayy lmaos could be posting here without you realising

Stay away from Antarctica, pleb

>aliens
>exist

>they haven't reached the singularity
>that's why they so large
>tfw neotenic

but they exist

some of them seem to be somewhere near Alaska for some reason.
Pic related, a 4 mile long object moving underwater south of alaska.

>but they exist
proofs?

Quick rundown on story behind this plz

they'd study us for a while and then nuke us. good thing they don't exist anywhere near us in space or time because we'd be dead as fuck.

I am, what the degenerates of your species calls, an ayy lmao.

>billions and billions of planets
>claims aliens does not excist

wew

>Fuckhuge several miles in diameter craft underwater moving around
>water can't be the reason why it moves
>as far as we know people haven't build fuckhuge submarines yet
>must be aliens

Also south of Alaska, wanna know what else was spotted once near alaska?

checkout the the Japan Air Lines flight 1628 incident, pic related.

>have to solve like 30 captchas

jesus christ gook moot get your shit together

What kind of fresh memes would the aliens bring with them?

>What would aliens think of our human struggles Sup Forums?
The Epic struggle of their Deities.
Fuck off pleb.
>muh anthropomorphic aliums

I thought it was your white small cock.

#cuckedbymigrants

Don't be ridiculous, there's no way that they would be able to travel here in the first place. There's no such thing as aliens anyway, people often mistake clusters of gas reflecting light as aliens.

>Fuck off pleb.
>says the guy from the country which got robbed by aliens

The 1956 B-47 disappearance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956_B-47_disappearance

>A Boeing B-47 Stratojet took off from Florida (10 March 1956) for a non-stop flight to Ben Guerir Air Base, Morocco and completed the first aerial refueling without incident.
>After descending through solid cloud to begin the second refueling, at 14,000 feet (4,300 m), B-47E serial number 52-534, failed to make contact with its tanker.
>The unarmed aircraft was carrying two capsules of nuclear weapons material in carrying cases; a nuclear detonation was not possible.
>Despite an extensive search, no debris was ever found, and the crash site has never been located

yeah but citing the number of planets is equally useless unless you actually know the probability of a civilization like ours existing, which you don't.

The Kinross Incident

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Moncla

>On the evening of November 23, 1953, Air Defense Command Ground Intercept radar operators at Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan identified an unusual target near the Soo Locks.
>An F-89C Scorpion jet from Kinross Air Force Base was scrambled to investigate the radar return
>the Scorpion was piloted by First Lieutenant Moncla with Second Lieutenant Robert L. Wilson acting as the Scorpion's radar operator.
>Ground Control tracked the Scorpion and the unidentified object as two "blips" on the radar screen.
>The two blips on the radar screen grew closer and closer, until they seemed to merge as one (return).
>Assuming that Moncla had flown either under or over the target, Ground Control thought that moments later, the Scorpion and the object would again appear as two separate blips.
>Rather, the single blip continued on its previous course.
>Attempts were made to contact Moncla via radio, but this was unsuccessful.
>A search and rescue operation by both the USAF and the RCAF was quickly mounted, but failed to find a trace of the plane or the pilots.

That's a fucking bionicle

1950 Douglas C-54D disappearance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1950_Douglas_C-54D_disappearance

>On 26 January 1950, the Douglas C-54 Skymaster serial number 42-72469 disappeared en route from Alaska to Montana, with 44 people aboard
>The aircraft made its last radio contact two hours into its eight-hour flight.
>Despite one of the largest rescue efforts carried out by the US military, no trace of the aircraft has ever been found.
>It is considered one of the largest groups of American military personnel to ever go missing.
>On 20 February, the search was officially cancelled and notifications were sent to next of kin informing them that the passengers were presumed dead.
>Incidentally, there were two contemporary reports of unidentified flying objects by officers stationed at Elmendorf AFB
>the first a week before the disappearance, and the second two days after the disappearance.
>On 19 April, Sgt. William Y. Harrell reported from the control tower that he had seen two UFOs hovering over a hangar emitting a green light, a report backed by other soldiers at the base.
>On 28 January, Lt. Col. Lester F. Mathison reported seeing three orange cigar-shaped UFOs flying in tandem above the base.
>Both cases were investigated by the Alaskan Air Command, who ruled only that the objects were neither weather phenomena nor recognized aircraft.
>The latter incident has also been catalogued as happening on 26 January, within hours of the C-54's last transmission.

ayyyy

great stories. very unbelievable. except Reptiles dont count as aliens. they count as nuisances. :-)

This. They probably aren't the little green men we see in movies, but the idea that somewhere out there, there's another planet with life, is not so weird.

millhouse cannot be a meme

Lets just all agree that aliens fucking exist and its only a matter of time before we see the first proof. Hell, up until 200 years ago man thought flying was impossible.
If they or ''it'' exists it has likely studied us and our history extensively.
Will they warn us about the (((jooz)))?

Their neckbeards would have the same feels as our neckbeards.

Alien elites won't care.

>he hasnt realized there are Reptile Shapeshifters eyeing his post right now.
weak.

youtube.com/watch?v=hZhuuoWENeQ

>man thought flying was impossible
Unless birds sprung into existence in the last 200 years then no.

Ignorance.

obviously talking about humans being able to fly faggot.

who controls the chicken nuggets controls the galaxy.