HAPPENING. HAPPENNING. DEFCON RAISED TO DEFCON 3 FROM DEFCON 5

HAPPENING. HAPPENNING. DEFCON RAISED TO DEFCON 3 FROM DEFCON 5. defconlevel.com/

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yeah no shit

FUCK! What happens if it gets to 6???

>defconlevel
Fake news

Def con five means it's literally nothing lol

Def con one is the happening

...

It says 5 not 3

lower the number nigga, 5 means nothing to fear, 3 means get a helmet, 2 is put on the helmet and 1 is kiss your ass good bye.

didn't defcon get phased out years ago?

also DEFCON 5 is good. DEFCON 1 is hold onto your bum cheeks.

>bum cheeks
Kek'd and checked fellow bong

DAFUQ, how long had we been defcon 5 lul, should had been defcon 3 for years with all the sand niggers killing fags in europe with trucks and knifes

>from defcon 3 to defcon 5
>after syria and sending navy to NKorea

did the site owners forget that defcon 5 is the lowest threat level?

Keken.
Much lol, stupid nigga!

guys i live near a coast guard base and there are marines prancing in step outside my window armed with jiffypop. They're popping the corn on the afterburners of F-14s and laughing guys! Im scared

>defconlevel.com

You realize that this is in no way, shape or form affiliated or supported by any official agency?

DEFCON 1 is the highest ranking. DEFCON 5 means literally nothing is happening. FAKE NEWS

>defconlevel.com/
i ain't clicking that shit

level = nuclear holocaust

This is why people think we're dumb

>tfw listening to the defcon soundtrack

I'm scared bros

lol 5 is the safest on the scale you wanker. 5=good 1=bad

Why would an official agencies gave us any kind of info?

They usually lie about this things for strategic reasons

Defcon level is 1 it is happening guys

proof : opisfaggot.com

>from 5 to 3


So you're agreeing with him then you dumb nigger

I should make more ron paul threads to freak out cucks like you OP

This. Fuck of OP

learn to read defcon abo

nigger shut your mouth, the guys running it have more autism than you

disregard I realize the error of my ways

FAKE and GAY

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fake habdening