FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
crime.chicagotribune.com
homicides.suntimes.com
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org
>>Related twitter
twitter.com
twitter.com
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com
/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - EARLY AFTERNOON EDITION
first for the timeline where Robert is a Mecksicano Robertio,
Over.
si stable es condition
Aisha whoopen dose kids /when/.
Mail Black Running. Fe Mail Blak runnen.
Wires down from dat fire.
Male Black is the arch nemesis of Robert.
Mail Black wont be shipped to the FEMA Camps will he. ;-;
north chicargo town must be a hell 'ole.
North Chiraq's okay. That's where the white folks live.
oh no they got the church. someone think of the little baby hispanic angels.
First they came for the flowerpots then the churches.
plz Mafia stop harming the hispanicks and the blackies. we re all 'Reptiles' on the inside. I mean 'white'.
Oh wait its Guanzalez off probation.
The Police are so damn Racist.
the blue jeans. its too tacky. kill him.
hes in the hoodie. its all over for him. he has the hammer. lets pray 4 him.
burgerlar alarm plus 'auto' ''accident''.
anime is evil. go to sleep O.P..
intoxicated Mail Black waving gun 'round.
>73 year old mother drank bleach
It's a delicious beverage kek
>daughter destroyed the home
>wants drug money
>may have a knife
Just Monday afternoon in Chiraq.
BLACK LIVES MATTER
careful out there Adam & Robert
>MALE BLACK RUN FAST
>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>fight had nothing to do with the firearm discharge
haha
chicargo has so many blasters you d get blasted by a nigger walking in. is this the WORST part of the galaxy or what. off planet when.
they fought using fisticuffs.
where are the Saturnic Vampire Pedophiles to fight crime when you need them. they re nowhere to be seen. using cloak of invisibility.
which alien birthed nigger found all this slang. its useless when everyone has a codebook beside them. bad television. makes it more difficult for us all. they want to look cool using code. losers.
>Overdose
Ambalance incoming
people have no psychic abilities the machine dominated /squad/ gets free reign of chicargo. pathetic. where did all the spiritual connection go. did Reptile niggers kill all of chicargos mind powers or was that the 'enlightenment'.
cuz its really boring when its all guns no games.
bet it wasnt heroin.
YO NIGGA CALL DA AMBALAMPS
one time wouldnt a pyro maniac or a telekinetic crazed beast man throwing people 'round throwing cars 'round stuff like demon children tearing peoples heads off with super man strength. one report.
Could be coke too. Couple nights ago we had a 24 year old took a shitload of it and had a heart attack.
its really boring day in day out. isnt it.
the '''heart attack'''.
male hallway screaming. shows promise.
giving mankind cars was a mistake.
>another OD
>this one confirmed heroin
who else here likes slow plots. cause this story is moving slow. slooooow.
the prisoner ghost hospital storyline could be interesting.
stop sealing away the good stuff from us.
damage that vehicle. oh yes. you aint gettin' away.
we re all up to no good. ;-)
when the bitches be droppin' in the galactic hood. you be tryin' to call yo mam.
I hear that bitch tryin' call 'er mam in the middle of 'er job.
someone pull the nuke map. I m making the call. tonight.
>doing drugs on the porch
>selling drugs
>may have guns
demon child stuck in the elevator. this could end very well.
drugs he got from lizards. lul.
gotta lock them up cause Hillary sure is getting away with all that cr@p right.
no State I.D.. no State I.D.. He s running of the grid oh noes.
offfffffff the grid (fixed).
after this who wants a roasted pork chop.
>40 posts
>not one, single (you)
that's just painful. Hope to be joining you all later roberts, hold it down 'till tonight
>120503917 have a you learn to read nigger. you dont get yous.
Afternoon, ghostposter. I just checked in and noticed that also. Wew, lad.
>120504155 still no you s. ghosts or not. learn politeness.
the inconvenience store. cause he s not breathing. dead.
he was looking for convenience he found death. how convenient.
stop the traffic. or else.
breaking news bulletin
s car go has been hit by a potato famine. more reports in coming. it could be another Meteorite killing millions putting she ca go under ground. with bones. of dead families.
how many shootings we at today senpai?
gang beating. then gang raep.
oh my goodness there is a faceless thing in the basement. senpai over.
Northwest is fine too, just past the Ukrainian village & hipsterville is the spic infested humboldt park and a little to the south you get niggerville
this comes as quite a suprise.
I thought the entire planet was nigger ville.
Hey anons. How was your Monday?
Reposting my target from yesterdays trip to the range.
how quaint.
cute. think you ll kill occultists or demons with that. look at my target.
This is some really good shit you posted. Thank you.
Best Sup Forums threads since HWNDU.
>Rolling blunts
>AND smoking them
Sometimes you think you know me. Then I throw you a curved ball. Children Smoking Blunts. Basketball. You Say!
Hi Roberts. Y'all missed the two mentally handicapped, illiterate, hunchback muslims that went missing in Chi-town last night.
Also some cop had his key open for like 30 minutes while he was at lunch. RUDE.
>Cubs game has been delayed
drinking. drugs.
>he killed everybody.
>Windows XP start noise
Holy shit how fucking poor is CPD?
I know the cause.
>windows shutting down the cubs game.
you should be ashamed.
>not recognizing a meme when sees one.
Don't forget about the man armed with a dustpan
gonna grab grub. stay comfy robo roberts. the land of 'the free' sure feels like a galactic soul trapping scam. hehehehe.
>Guy dressed in construction clothing trespassing on a construction site
For all the shockingly weird shit that gets called in, every now and then there is a really stupid one, too.
>Male, hispanic white
>hispanic
>white
before I leaf.
>10 people fighting in a basketball court.
>bricked windows.
>the pyro maniac has arrived.
can chiraqsnacktown D.O.S. handle the load of work. find out next time.
If you think that doesn't actually happen, you are pretty naive.
BODY REMOVAL
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Was that a call about a child falling out of a 3rd story window?
According to the US Census Bureau, a certain person is considered White if he/she has "origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa"
Middle Eastern Americans as of 2010 was only 3.2%, in other words, around 10 million Middle Eastern Americans are currently residing in America
2010, the true percentage of White European Americans was this: 63.7-3.2=60.5%
2015 US census said that Non hispanic white percentage is 61.6%
without baby boomers , actual white population is 50%
>TFW LE 50% Think he's country are still "white"
And the 11 year old threatening suicide after getting into a knife fight with her sister
o.k. I m back.
screaming background crazY car running people down.
Truck of peace???
driver is prob just nodding from some bangin' heroin yo
U-Hauls of Peace are nothing out of the ordinary in this city.
Spider bags got dem spider bags
motives unclear. suspect has mental illness. no sign of legitimate murderous behavior due to alleged 'otherworldly' influence in the form of a pedophiliac man.
Kind of slow right now.