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American [[[[[culture]]]]]]
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America is a giant human cattle farm and everyone there is a domesticated, indoctrinated zombie who lives to serve the Jew.

Americans on Sup Forums hate Jews, yet simultaneously serve them more vigorously than a Muslim worships Allah.

I was gonna grab a slice of pizza. Fat people being gross with food is good motivation to eat well in times of weakness. Thanks, Bjorn.

what the fuck is Denmark? You guys are as gay as the Swedes its just no one really knows you exist

Ayy lmao

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You have a Muslim mayor, ruling your biggest city. You can go to jail for hate speech, and you cannot own a fire arm. KEK

Typical of a dumb, ignorant American to not know about other countries, and being PROUD OF THAT FACT.

Danish people are based AF and have had a huge influence on European history.

i aint click dat shit nikka

I'm a Celt, who lives in a 98% white country that hates shitskins. KEK

Don't you have to go to McDonald's or something and slave away to your boss Mr. Goldstein?

You had a president who ate dogs growing up in Indonesia with his muslim Step Dad

very progressive

lol youre obsessed with us

same with you

we get it, you wish you were American

>58% white

>American food

I'd rather be dead than be a treacherous subhuman with the reasoning skills of a nigger that solely exists to serve a kike.

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ITT - everyone get back to us when we could not fart your country out of existence. We own you ALL.

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I love how when Americans get shat on, they start to think that we're jealous of them because America is DA BEST CUNTRY ON EARTH... YEAAAAA!!!!

It's like that ugly kid in school whose mother told him that he's beautiful and all the other kids are just jealous.

yet here you are thinking about us and posting about us

I'd dub you an honorary American to make you happy, but I don't really care for you.

t. country whos been nuking the desert for decades and still cant win

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You don't own shit, the Jews own YOU. They own almost everything. You're nothing but a puppet.

>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 30mins
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot, it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral

lmfao
>2 different replies to the same post

work on coming up with your retorts quicker to avoid this in the future

disgusting

We could glass everyone and take over but we have been trying to rebuild shit for the people there. If we wanted to wipe out the ME, we could.

No, I'm shitting on you because I hate America's guts and I want North Korea to bomb you out of existence, goyim.

>be American
>angry europoors always thinking about you

feels good tbqh

>Europeans being this triggered about America

You guys are so funny. Love you.

sure thing buddy

must be sad pretending to hate a country you wish you were part of

There are far more millions of whites in the US than in the UK and Germany combined

Mhm. The puppet masters. If they own us, they own you, they own everyone. We STILL could swing our dick around and put all the shit talkers to sleep at will.

I'm American and everyone I see my age is a twig. I think all the fatties are the boomers.

Let me break this down into American terms for you:
Woah MANNN (that's what you say over there right?) YOU LIKE, kicked ass with that roast!!!

Burger, fries, Mc Donald's, KFC, Starbucks, Abrahamic religion.

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if 600 pound people are not supposed to trigger people then what is. you have a whole television show dedicated to these people

steven is such a piece of shit

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you sure do try hard to be American, even though you "hate" us

No, the Jews don't own me, I actively hurt their system by existing.

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These butthurt Americans are making me laugh. All their responses are the same.

The indoctrination system definitely works on their subhuman nigger brains.

Keep fighting the good fight, lol. Are you naming your son Mohammad or Ali?

bogie

and they say white people have no culture

This is one of the worst Steven clips, this man is horrible.

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will you snip your sons dick and then out him on hormones?

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is that that scary hispanic autist in from that louie theroux documentary?

that shit really scared me

USA #1, baby. MAGA. Salty over Brexit? We are actually rooting for our little buddies over the pond.

DUDE... IM MURICAN.,. IM REALY DUMB, UK IS JUST ENGLAND... MAN.... DAS WHAT THEY SAID IN SCHOOL

You realize all the non-binary groups are like a 3% representation of our population? If anything, fat jokes work better because a lot of Americans are fat. I'm not but I'm not going to knock the truth.

answer his question. what're you gonna name your wife's son?

Sorry. Got better stuff to do than worry about you guys too much. Maybe you will get some loving next week?

>millions of whites in the US

EVEN WE NEVER HAD A NIGGER PRESIDENT

YOU'RE ALL KEKS

Is there anything worse than American cattle?

>"Hates" Jews
>Defends circumcision, a Jewish practice, and have their foreskins sold back to them
>Worships Christianity, a religion made by the Jews
>Taught to value materialism from birth so they'll be effectively slaves to the Jews
>Can only think in black and white, only trusts word from big corporations

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this is terrible

>Fat
>Ignorant
>American

Coincidence?

>donuts from a (((bagel stoah)))

ay lmao

>taxpayers bow to Assanti
>in contact with delivery drivers
>possesses gourmand-like abilities
>controls Justin with an iron but flabby fist
>orders Pizza Hut & Chinese food globally
>direct descendant of the ancient welfare food line
>was kicked out of his first hospitals by eating Mars candy (Twix got him kicked out of the first hospital)
>owns 99% of BLT eating research facilities on Earth
>first designer medical beds will in all likelihood be Assanti beds
>said to have 215+ BMI, such mass on Earth has only existed deep in the planet core & Area 51
>ancient Indian menus tell of one large angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an order of several meals and unprecedented legal action with him
>owns Pizza Huts Pizza Buffets around the world
>you likely are paying for Assanti's food right now
>Assanti is in regular communication with the Archangels Papa John and McDonald, forwarding his delivery order to his hospital room. Who do you think set up the meeting between the delivery man and the Hospital staff (First meeting between the two organisations in over a few minutes) and arranged the pizza guy's first trip to his bed since last time he ate, and literally a few moments later to pick up some more pizzas for dinner?
>learned fluent pathological dishonesty in under a week
>nation states entrust their fat reserves with Assanti. There’s no fat in the starving, only Assanti
>Assanti is about 3 decades old, from the mass-gravity reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>in reality, he is a short-lived being existing in all points of his house and his room, from the big bed to the end of the pizza boxes. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he doesn't sue.

>DUDE, MEMES!!!! ILL JUST SAY A POPULAR MEME INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY COMING UP WITH A REBUTTAL, SINCE I AM A CATTLE WHOSE OPINIONS ARE SOLELY BASED OFF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY

God, I love AMERICA!

U S A U S A U S A WHOOOO OINK OINK

>all caps

lmfao

have you ever even had a president that wasn't a criminal or appointed by the military?

Protip for life to all of you 'hyuck American' circlejerkers. When the big, dumb jock can deck you down without breaking a sweat, it does not matter how witty you try to be. He wins. Guess who the big, dumb jock is? Sit down. Be good. Pass us your bitches.

whatever you say my goy have fun with your short mutilated dicks

>implying eating dogs is any worse than eating pigs or cows

Don't project, brother. It's unbecoming.

Dude, man, like, you need to, like, totally go to work. How will Mr. Goldstein ever pay for the moat around his mansion if you aren't working overtime on your 5 different jobs?

Criminal? No. Military? Yes
But guess what? all W H I T E S

>DUDE, MEMES!!!! ILL JUST SAY A POPULAR MEME INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY COMING UP WITH A REBUTTAL, SINCE I AM A CATTLE WHOSE OPINIONS ARE SOLELY BASED OFF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY

God, I love the UK!

"white" in brazil is different than white here. We don't even consider Portuguese white here

>degenerate colonial rebel scum
i wish i was a part of them too
>whisper "burger"

wtf I hate america now

>I'll just parrot what another person says because I'm too retarded to come up with a rebuttal.

You let a negro represent your nation for a full two terms, the longest he could go. You're under 60% white at this point, some of your cities have higher death tolls than active warzones, your lead water's STILL poisoning your children and the kikes make you mutilate your penises at birth.

American

go back to all caps. it suits you better

>58% white

ITT: People who wanted toys for Christmas but instead got Sharia law.

Proud Aryan American male here! I'm part German and Irish!

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yeah but you call kikes white

really makes you think

Joey is mexican

shut up we have a shitload of germins here, they are so fuckin white they turn red, amazin

>White people laughing at the deaths and decline of other white nations: the thread
Those talmudic fucks are playing us like a damned fiddle.

Just like you.

OY M8

>98 percent white

Keep telling yourself that, if France's children are 25% Muslim I would like to see your population of allahuakbars

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Nice try. Your cars cost 3x as much as in the USA and you're a socialist state. Go home, Denmark, you're drunk. Your healthcare is free and great if you want to wait 6 months to see a doctor. Don't forget the worlds highest income tax. Everything costs 2x+ as much and you are taxed out the ass. GG.

Is there anything worse than British serfs?

>"hates" jews
>worships Islam, a religion of peace
>taught to value her majesty from birth so they'll be slaves to the crown
>can only think in bongs, only trusts the queen

what?