Brit/pol/ - Time for Bed Edition

Today’s Articles

> Brexit to trigger UK farm policy overhaul and EU funding gap
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-farming-analysis-idUKKBN17C0WI

> Sky Views: Am I allowed to be bored by Brexit?
news.sky.com/story/sky-views-am-i-allowed-to-be-bored-by-brexit-10832334

> Pro-Brexit group unveils plan to cut net migration to 50,000 a year
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/09/pro-brexit-group-unveils-plan-to-cut-net-migration-to-50000-a-year

> What threat do the Liberal Democrats pose to the Conservatives?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/threat-liberal-democrats-pose-conservatives/

> Libor: Bank of England implicated in secret recording
bbc.co.uk/news/business-39548313

> Tory election spending: MP admitted to police some claims were wrong
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/10/tory-election-spending-johnny-mercer-mp-police-some-claims-were-wrong

> What I said about Syria in June 2012
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/what-i-said-about-syria-in-june-2012.html

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This is fucking kino

>1:21

David Firth gold

Brand new leaked footage of Preusse (he's the lad in wellies)

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Who here /Snuff Box/?

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Douglas Reynholm checking in.

Best thing I've seen on Sup Forums for a bit

(In the context of moves to ban assault trucks in Sweden)
>We got Trump elected with burger power, we can make this happen. Just imagine Swedes getting slowly killed by shitskins riding bicycles over them repeatedly.

I realise now that young Liz looks uncannily like an ex of mine.

I think I may have made a mistake.

>Forget empire — Britain wants less of the world, not more

ft.com/content/a9c45baa-1dc6-11e7-b7d3-163f5a7f229c

Evening lads, how is everyone doing?

Do you have an FT sub, user?

Kid was a prick but smashing his toy is nasty as fuck. Poor lad.

眠れない

It's been predicted by Time Trumpet
>Banned all forms of Transportation
>People had to walk.

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Nope, free article. Can't you access it?

Good. Enjoying my diarised shitposting and meditation hour. I genuinely find visiting britpol a very soothing way to end the day.

>Splendid
and you sir?
How was your day?
Did you get it sir?

David Firth, Matt Berry back-catalogue shite, now we just need Monkey Dust user and it's a full house of dark comedy batshit.

Agreed :(

Pro-Tip:
>Google any FT Headline and read it for free.

Feeling a little bad and sad as of late but it's probably sickness bringing me down as well as the last of winter blues. Getting out there tomorrow so I'm hoping to pick up then.

This is a comfy pic OP, almost makes me want to go back to London.

honoka

>tfw you realise that the trap and futa porn turning you into a gay cuck is a Jewish tool
M-Masaka!

>10,000 word dissertation due in 19 days
>haven't started

JUST

You missed the pinnacle of Matt Berry.
>Dark Place.
All six episodes. Thirteen years ago. Best thing I have ever seen on tv.

>19 days

Start it now. You've got plenty of time.

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>Cool it Sanchez.

>HALAAAAAL.

I live in London.
I am a Northerner.
Barley prepared me.

If you start now and write 526 words everyday you'll get it done in 19.

527 words a day, you can do that no problem.

So long as the autism is elsewhere it can indeed be very relaxing on a night.

My day was good. Repainted the fence, cleared the guttering, tidied the garden then sat playing Minesweeper for a while.

Me too friend, but I just try to keep busy and so long as I am busy I forget about being sad and start feeling good. I'm going to do Jordan Peterson's Self Authoring programme tomorrow, supposedly it's really good. Might help desu.

Nevermind, I can using the method described here.

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>rounding errors

>4,500 word report due in 21 days
>Haven't started
FUCK

I adore her lads

I can't help that
>I'm a one track lover.
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>self authoring programme
Wat?

You would be 6 words short if you did it his way.

Mid-20th century modernist poetry, i.e., yes a piece of piss.

To be honest

If you had ever done anything more than fail GCSEs you would know ten percent either way is perfectly fine.

I saw her first.

That sounds good, and that's some good advice too! I hope the self-authoring programme helps you out tomorrow and keeps you busy, going to be doing a lot of gardening for my mother as she's recovering from cancer and I want her relaxing somewhere nice this summer. Got tomorrow off to get down the gardening centre, maybe get some little saplings and wildflower seeds.

who user?

Yeah I suppose if you want to under-preform it's fine.

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Exams can usually be 10% over or under with the wordcount.

Put this tune on repeat, snort something and fucking go go go

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>Mid-20th century modernist poetry

Sounds like a bit of a meme desu.

>Genius.

Cheers, I've still haven't got round to a tour of the palace yet.

>selfauthoring.com/
If you'd like to try it yourself, purchase the Future Authoring suite and on checkout use the code PEPE. He's giving it away for free for a week so Sup Forums users can sort their lives out.

>lot of gardening for my mother as she's recovering from cancer
I'm glad she's recovering lad, that's a tough deal. My mum is arthritic and it's getting quite bad now, so I just want to make things nice for her. Give her something to be happy about.

I wouldn't know lad, I left school at 13 and never went back in to education. This obviously led to me voting Leave.

> first year of uni
> do essays as instructed
> properly reference, extensive background reading, meticulous with every paragraph
> low 2:2

> rest of uni
> write whatever the fuck I want over a 2 day caffeine binge
> find references after
> finish with a first

University is a meme

Not just a bit of a meme, an English (((degree))) is a huge meme. Just glad its over in a few weeks then I can sign on the dole and start wishing I had of been born smart enough to take a practical subject so I could get a job.

why are hot cross buns so fucking moreish

>This dissertation was written by .
Done.

Or if you were 14 words short I could think of another way to fill it.

Looks similar to Auditing in Scientology.

>My mum is arthritic and it's getting quite bad now
Buy her a bungalow in Majorca. That arthritis will clear up in no time.

>had of
I'm glad you didn't write 'could of', even if you made a typo anyway.

Why are double bun hairstyles so moreish?

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>finish with a first
How? You must have had an average mark of like 80 in your third year?

My second year was a shit and I averaged 56. In third year I'm sitting on exactly a 70 average right now. If my second year wasn't all fucking postcolonial and feminism garbage I probably could have gotten a first.

Dunno what subject you're in but I definitely think referencing after you've 'finished' is the way to do it. Means you don't waste time reading irrelevant crap and there's no risk of plagiarism.

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WW3 confirmed

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related to this is there a good service I can find where they'll write my shit for me. I really can't be arsed with Uni but I have money. I assume a Chinese service must exist where you won't get caught.

Beautiful picture. Infuriating to think some muslim cunt tried to shit up such a great bridge with their bullshit.

Time to put those Canadian and Swedish fuckers in their place and redpill them

What the fuck.

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Its going to be in my head all night now. I am as usual still very awake despite my schedule.

Mostly I'm looking forward to pate on toast for breakfast because tomorrow is cheat day.

>discount code not valid

Thank fuck for that. Note also your doubles as you inform us.

Mmm

The time is now. I must crush these miserable ARYANS....because they're like pesky insects. Once you let them get a foot hold, they can be hard to wipe out. Best eliminate them now, before they gain momentum.

This game's over when you hear the bang!

>6,000,000 word dissertation due in 19 days
>haven't started
Oy Vey

Correction. It works. Needs to be in caps.

Maybe so, maybe this is my way in to a secretive cult. Join me senpai, we can rule the world together.

>Majorca
Wouldn't piss on that place if it was on fire.

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>is there a good service I can find where they'll write my shit for me
Not unless you like getting a non-original paper late, which isn't what you asked for and will get a shit grade and ultimately get you kicked out.

Didn't see your reply, ignore me.

>50,000 a year
Yay!
> Remember. We have to keep it circulaing otherwise we can't destroy society and replace it with a blank corporate nothingness.

I just don't give a shit anymore. At first i was against the conflicting concept of multiculturalism and wanted the nation of come together irrespective of race (not religion) but now i just don't give a fuck about this country.
Why? What would we leave behind?
People have proven to be so valueless and malleable to top down agendas.
Why would i care to create anything?

nah I'm still in 2nd year, I'm spending my time at Uni in a full-time job and making shitloads of cash. I can still get a 2:2 easy but I'd really like a first.

my favourite meme

>1 word essay due in 34 years
>will die in ww3 before i can even start it

underrated comment goy

first year didnt count. Politics and History at Durham. 5 years ago graduated

Just free wheeling it is a lot more fun rather than looking up pages and pages of references. Just identify the 'clashes' in the field, describe each side then say which side is more true based on the two arguments

My other advice would be get any old shit down for a first draft. Its satisfying knowing youve got SOMETHING down and reached that word count. You should be able to comfortably write a few thousand words in a day.

Did my dissertation first draft in a 3 day caffeine induced psychotic state months before it was due in. Made less changes to it than I thought I would

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The chinky ones are all shit and copy-pasted anyway, they only get away with it because everyone already knows the chinks all cheat and can't be arsed punishing them (as they'll lose rich cunt slant-eye money)

If the USA is the aggressor in Syria and accidentally hits the Russians, would Article 5 be invoked?

Seriously I have a 3,000 creative writing piece to write in 8 days. Basically it's Monty Pythons ripping yarns Tomkinsons school days set in the modern day. Help
>pic related as he is in ripping yarns

>Wouldn't piss on that place if it was on fire.
The suggestion was for his mother who has arthritis. The place was arbitrary. Majorca came to mind because it has a high Brit population, as does Minorca. The suggestion was for a warm, dry place and not a cold damp one like the UK.

>Wake up
>Read about how we ww3
>Links and egg roll brown sauce
>Tea 2 sugars 2 digestives
>Fortress Britannia will hold
>Trump done a thing to the bad guys
>Wahl wah think of the poor _____
>I dont
>Await getting drafted with the boys
>Beautiful British springtime
>Comfy

America is big but I bet they aint as comfy as us lads at the heart of the world.

I'm drunk and feeling patriotic, post patriotic music
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Check the IDs lad, "his mother" is my mother. I'd like to buy her a cottage in the countryside but I'm too poor for that, hopefully some day I can do that for her.

I'm almost halfway through mine. started on the 1st

Hi Shino

>tfw will never raid the local paki shop and fill it with the smell of gunpowder and blood to this song, then nicking a bag of Seabrooks and some Mr. Freeze ice pops on the way out

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Yeah, it does help knowing you've got something down. Technically I have 5,000 words, but only 2000 of those are usable and even then need editing. It doesn't really feel like my quality of work has gone up much since second year to justify the 15ish point jump in marks.

Wrote my last 4000 word essay in a total panic like you describe in a few hours, left it last minute. Spent the time it took to get marked pretty much thinking I'd ruined my degree, turned out it got a mark just as good as a paper I spent weeks on.

On the contrary, I really can't see how people can do creative writing pieces quickly. How the fuck do you just jump out of bed and be like 'oh FUCK I have to write 150 lines of poetry in the next 12 hours'?

Nothing beats this:
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Feels comfy user

Oddest thing. Recently I haven't been able to sleep unless I have a pint of milk and something like a bit of toast. T minutes later I'll pass right out. What's that about? Aside from demonstrating a symptom of terminal autism of course

I would email your Supervisor now, and let them know how far behind you are. Are you not supposed to hand in a draft first?

A word to the wise. I have two degrees, Both were obtained over twenty years ago. I have NEVER been asked to show these ever, including working for the government. Hell, I could write whatever grades I wanted. The only thing that has been done is previous employers have been contacted.

Exactly. It's not normal and no literary masterpiece is ever written under a time limit. But there are ways to do it such as going on a walk and showering before you write as it stimulates your mind for some reason.