(In the context of moves to ban assault trucks in Sweden) >We got Trump elected with burger power, we can make this happen. Just imagine Swedes getting slowly killed by shitskins riding bicycles over them repeatedly.
Robert Taylor
I realise now that young Liz looks uncannily like an ex of mine.
I think I may have made a mistake.
Isaac Powell
>Forget empire — Britain wants less of the world, not more
Good. Enjoying my diarised shitposting and meditation hour. I genuinely find visiting britpol a very soothing way to end the day.
Aiden Thompson
>Splendid and you sir? How was your day? Did you get it sir?
Xavier Perry
David Firth, Matt Berry back-catalogue shite, now we just need Monkey Dust user and it's a full house of dark comedy batshit.
Agreed :(
Zachary Perry
Pro-Tip: >Google any FT Headline and read it for free.
Julian Rogers
Feeling a little bad and sad as of late but it's probably sickness bringing me down as well as the last of winter blues. Getting out there tomorrow so I'm hoping to pick up then.
Juan Brown
This is a comfy pic OP, almost makes me want to go back to London.
Robert Peterson
honoka
Isaac White
>tfw you realise that the trap and futa porn turning you into a gay cuck is a Jewish tool M-Masaka!
Connor Howard
>10,000 word dissertation due in 19 days >haven't started
JUST
Jordan Gonzalez
You missed the pinnacle of Matt Berry. >Dark Place. All six episodes. Thirteen years ago. Best thing I have ever seen on tv.
I live in London. I am a Northerner. Barley prepared me.
Mason James
If you start now and write 526 words everyday you'll get it done in 19.
Austin Torres
527 words a day, you can do that no problem.
Matthew Hernandez
So long as the autism is elsewhere it can indeed be very relaxing on a night.
My day was good. Repainted the fence, cleared the guttering, tidied the garden then sat playing Minesweeper for a while.
Me too friend, but I just try to keep busy and so long as I am busy I forget about being sad and start feeling good. I'm going to do Jordan Peterson's Self Authoring programme tomorrow, supposedly it's really good. Might help desu.
Leo Peterson
Nevermind, I can using the method described here.
Logan Perry
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Aaron Collins
>rounding errors
Ryder Martinez
>4,500 word report due in 21 days >Haven't started FUCK
Mid-20th century modernist poetry, i.e., yes a piece of piss.
To be honest
Matthew Rivera
If you had ever done anything more than fail GCSEs you would know ten percent either way is perfectly fine.
Brody Williams
I saw her first.
Liam Barnes
That sounds good, and that's some good advice too! I hope the self-authoring programme helps you out tomorrow and keeps you busy, going to be doing a lot of gardening for my mother as she's recovering from cancer and I want her relaxing somewhere nice this summer. Got tomorrow off to get down the gardening centre, maybe get some little saplings and wildflower seeds.
Gavin Anderson
who user?
Xavier Phillips
Yeah I suppose if you want to under-preform it's fine.
Luis Price
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Jace Lee
Exams can usually be 10% over or under with the wordcount.
Bentley Roberts
Put this tune on repeat, snort something and fucking go go go
Cheers, I've still haven't got round to a tour of the palace yet.
Jace Sullivan
>selfauthoring.com/ If you'd like to try it yourself, purchase the Future Authoring suite and on checkout use the code PEPE. He's giving it away for free for a week so Sup Forums users can sort their lives out.
>lot of gardening for my mother as she's recovering from cancer I'm glad she's recovering lad, that's a tough deal. My mum is arthritic and it's getting quite bad now, so I just want to make things nice for her. Give her something to be happy about.
I wouldn't know lad, I left school at 13 and never went back in to education. This obviously led to me voting Leave.
Isaac Richardson
> first year of uni > do essays as instructed > properly reference, extensive background reading, meticulous with every paragraph > low 2:2
> rest of uni > write whatever the fuck I want over a 2 day caffeine binge > find references after > finish with a first
University is a meme
Kayden Sullivan
Not just a bit of a meme, an English (((degree))) is a huge meme. Just glad its over in a few weeks then I can sign on the dole and start wishing I had of been born smart enough to take a practical subject so I could get a job.
Nathaniel Fisher
why are hot cross buns so fucking moreish
Nicholas Russell
>This dissertation was written by . Done.
Tyler Butler
Or if you were 14 words short I could think of another way to fill it.
Oliver Watson
Looks similar to Auditing in Scientology.
Luis Martin
>My mum is arthritic and it's getting quite bad now Buy her a bungalow in Majorca. That arthritis will clear up in no time.
Caleb Bailey
>had of I'm glad you didn't write 'could of', even if you made a typo anyway.
Why are double bun hairstyles so moreish?
Brody Cook
POST UNDERRATED TOTTY
Kevin Jenkins
>finish with a first How? You must have had an average mark of like 80 in your third year?
My second year was a shit and I averaged 56. In third year I'm sitting on exactly a 70 average right now. If my second year wasn't all fucking postcolonial and feminism garbage I probably could have gotten a first.
Dunno what subject you're in but I definitely think referencing after you've 'finished' is the way to do it. Means you don't waste time reading irrelevant crap and there's no risk of plagiarism.
Austin Lee
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Noah Gomez
WW3 confirmed
Aiden Howard
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Easton Barnes
related to this is there a good service I can find where they'll write my shit for me. I really can't be arsed with Uni but I have money. I assume a Chinese service must exist where you won't get caught.
Brayden Hill
Beautiful picture. Infuriating to think some muslim cunt tried to shit up such a great bridge with their bullshit.
James Price
Time to put those Canadian and Swedish fuckers in their place and redpill them
Its going to be in my head all night now. I am as usual still very awake despite my schedule.
Mostly I'm looking forward to pate on toast for breakfast because tomorrow is cheat day.
>discount code not valid
Thank fuck for that. Note also your doubles as you inform us.
Mmm
Aaron Jackson
The time is now. I must crush these miserable ARYANS....because they're like pesky insects. Once you let them get a foot hold, they can be hard to wipe out. Best eliminate them now, before they gain momentum.
This game's over when you hear the bang!
William Green
>6,000,000 word dissertation due in 19 days >haven't started Oy Vey
Jaxson Jackson
Correction. It works. Needs to be in caps.
Blake Cruz
Maybe so, maybe this is my way in to a secretive cult. Join me senpai, we can rule the world together.
>Majorca Wouldn't piss on that place if it was on fire.
>>discount code not valid Make sure you're going to purchase Future Authoring. Click on "Purchase" at the top, then on "Future Authoring" then when the box comes up click on "Got a code?", enter "PEPE" then click "Update".
Alexander Mitchell
>is there a good service I can find where they'll write my shit for me Not unless you like getting a non-original paper late, which isn't what you asked for and will get a shit grade and ultimately get you kicked out.
Easton Reyes
Didn't see your reply, ignore me.
Jace Torres
>50,000 a year Yay! > Remember. We have to keep it circulaing otherwise we can't destroy society and replace it with a blank corporate nothingness.
I just don't give a shit anymore. At first i was against the conflicting concept of multiculturalism and wanted the nation of come together irrespective of race (not religion) but now i just don't give a fuck about this country. Why? What would we leave behind? People have proven to be so valueless and malleable to top down agendas. Why would i care to create anything?
Lucas Watson
nah I'm still in 2nd year, I'm spending my time at Uni in a full-time job and making shitloads of cash. I can still get a 2:2 easy but I'd really like a first.
Ian Green
my favourite meme
Oliver Long
>1 word essay due in 34 years >will die in ww3 before i can even start it
Christian Gomez
underrated comment goy
Logan Mitchell
first year didnt count. Politics and History at Durham. 5 years ago graduated
Just free wheeling it is a lot more fun rather than looking up pages and pages of references. Just identify the 'clashes' in the field, describe each side then say which side is more true based on the two arguments
My other advice would be get any old shit down for a first draft. Its satisfying knowing youve got SOMETHING down and reached that word count. You should be able to comfortably write a few thousand words in a day.
Did my dissertation first draft in a 3 day caffeine induced psychotic state months before it was due in. Made less changes to it than I thought I would
The chinky ones are all shit and copy-pasted anyway, they only get away with it because everyone already knows the chinks all cheat and can't be arsed punishing them (as they'll lose rich cunt slant-eye money)
John Turner
If the USA is the aggressor in Syria and accidentally hits the Russians, would Article 5 be invoked?
Gabriel Watson
Seriously I have a 3,000 creative writing piece to write in 8 days. Basically it's Monty Pythons ripping yarns Tomkinsons school days set in the modern day. Help >pic related as he is in ripping yarns
Oliver Peterson
>Wouldn't piss on that place if it was on fire. The suggestion was for his mother who has arthritis. The place was arbitrary. Majorca came to mind because it has a high Brit population, as does Minorca. The suggestion was for a warm, dry place and not a cold damp one like the UK.
Mason Hall
>Wake up >Read about how we ww3 >Links and egg roll brown sauce >Tea 2 sugars 2 digestives >Fortress Britannia will hold >Trump done a thing to the bad guys >Wahl wah think of the poor _____ >I dont >Await getting drafted with the boys >Beautiful British springtime >Comfy
America is big but I bet they aint as comfy as us lads at the heart of the world.
Check the IDs lad, "his mother" is my mother. I'd like to buy her a cottage in the countryside but I'm too poor for that, hopefully some day I can do that for her.
Nathaniel Turner
I'm almost halfway through mine. started on the 1st
Jeremiah Gray
Hi Shino
Nicholas Bennett
>tfw will never raid the local paki shop and fill it with the smell of gunpowder and blood to this song, then nicking a bag of Seabrooks and some Mr. Freeze ice pops on the way out
Yeah, it does help knowing you've got something down. Technically I have 5,000 words, but only 2000 of those are usable and even then need editing. It doesn't really feel like my quality of work has gone up much since second year to justify the 15ish point jump in marks.
Wrote my last 4000 word essay in a total panic like you describe in a few hours, left it last minute. Spent the time it took to get marked pretty much thinking I'd ruined my degree, turned out it got a mark just as good as a paper I spent weeks on.
On the contrary, I really can't see how people can do creative writing pieces quickly. How the fuck do you just jump out of bed and be like 'oh FUCK I have to write 150 lines of poetry in the next 12 hours'?
Oddest thing. Recently I haven't been able to sleep unless I have a pint of milk and something like a bit of toast. T minutes later I'll pass right out. What's that about? Aside from demonstrating a symptom of terminal autism of course
Alexander Barnes
I would email your Supervisor now, and let them know how far behind you are. Are you not supposed to hand in a draft first?
Kayden Rodriguez
A word to the wise. I have two degrees, Both were obtained over twenty years ago. I have NEVER been asked to show these ever, including working for the government. Hell, I could write whatever grades I wanted. The only thing that has been done is previous employers have been contacted.
Michael Barnes
Exactly. It's not normal and no literary masterpiece is ever written under a time limit. But there are ways to do it such as going on a walk and showering before you write as it stimulates your mind for some reason.