Oh fuck. Best Korea paratroopers are raining down from the sky. Defend yourself with the object to your right

Oh fuck. Best Korea paratroopers are raining down from the sky. Defend yourself with the object to your right.

a tub of peanuts

your moms gaping vagina. there should be enough room for all of them.

A metal slinky spring

A route 44 chery limeade half drunk if that counts. And technically i could make a small charge that would blow some fingers off a gook but i would need time and fire.

Next over is a leatherman surge. Niggas have no idea what a eod sapper can do with found shit and a leatherman.

Weed cookies? At least I'll die high off my ass?

My illegal assault spoon will make short work of these devious eastern invaders. To arms!

>fighting to defend cucknadia

no thanks, bring on the death camps, Ill help round up the canadians

Mossberg

Lend Lease US Made Lee Enfield Rifle 303 British

A gameboy color

But it's my favorite cup!

The other object on my right.

Now we're talking I can light them on fire.

>My little sister

Umm, ok then.

blow them right back.

my empty bottle of Scotch.

im game.

>cell phone
>dial Trump
>broken arrow
>on my position
>mfw nugget and bayonet as the bombs start landing

>pen

I think I could have a crack at stabbing one in the neck from behind.

I'm fucked

>a bag of chips
throw chips everywhere and watch norks fight over them

>my cat
oh fuck they'll just eat it

>boxcutter

i'd fare relatively well

fender stratocaser , ill show these gooks noise torture

I always have a firearm on my person or with reach

Thank God! My Sig Sauer P239 .40 Smith&Wesson.

what am I suppose to do with this?

I'll be ok.

golf putter

>tally ho, bitches

I'll be swinging around an electric fan

Fuckfuckfuckfuck. Aha! Asparagus!

>a pillow

fuck.

Toilet paper... if only we went to war with India.

Some black guy's dick.

I'd be to busy wondering how they even got through.

>tfw go to war with a nugget vs norks

Fug.... I think I'm screwed

A book

FOR GOD AND QUEEN!

How do i defend myself with Burger King coupons?

fucking was just looking at my guns then came to see what was happening.

i get pillow and a blanket

2 water bottles

Feed them that garbage food.

I don't even know why i own one of these or what is it doing on the floor next to me but I can use it's noise to warn them off like a rattlesnake

Make them eat everything.

>My faggot stick

If I point it at them and tell them it's a ray gun do you think they'll buy it?

a wall

A canesword and big chinese broadsword. Lucky compared to some but I'd rathger have my guns in the bedroom.

A single sock. Stand back guys, this could get messy.