This is real. This is not a drill.
BREAKING: NORTH KOREA MOBILIZING ELITE UNITS
Daniel Fisher
Evan Anderson
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Levi Bell
source or gtfo
Ayden Kelly
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Jackson Turner
What is this? /lgbt/ death squads?
Hudson Barnes
WW3 BEGINS TONIGHT. I'M NOT KIDDING. JUST LOOK AT MY DIGITS.
Ryder Watson
I MEAN TOMORROW.
Nolan Hall
its like comedy central made a movie about winged hussars
Jace Collins
I MEAN THIS WEEK SOMETIME?
Jack Sanchez
OK ITS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENING EVER
John Walker
Checked
Joseph Gray
CHEKT
Zachary Watson
Checked and kek'ed
Wyatt Torres
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Jonathan Perry
>North Korea
>"""Elite Units"""
Lol
Henry Jones
kek
Thomas Lopez
I hope they blow nukes/bioweapons in the US, wipe out the orange fucker and his family with some undercover kamikazes, but end up getting democratized anyway (maybe Kim makes reforms under the influence from China). The best outcome.
Jeremiah Nelson
you faggots didnt even check my trips, and some fuckin lame-ass dubz gets multiple. fuck all yall, ima go jerk off
Angel Baker
The north koreans could be armed with sticks and they'd still be a formidable opponent.
They have been conditioned to believe north korea is a magical fairy land with mr Kim as their god. They will be even more zealous than the hardline muslim fanatics of both iraq and afghanistan combined.
There's also millions of them.
Michael Price
Top kek, ww3 never happening confirmed by Kek.
Ayden Martin
Who let Paul Blart Have a gun?
Nicholas Evans
de fugged if they get a flat
Christopher Price
HOLY SHIT AMERICA BTFO
Joshua Reyes
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Chase Anderson
Wrong my digits confirm it's happening Korean War 2 electric boogaloo
Nathaniel Campbell
nice source you cock slurping homo.
Jeremiah Wilson
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Charles Ross
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Elijah Rodriguez
bruh
Owen Reed
digits say i survive and lead a new nation to glory.
Xavier Peterson
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Julian Lopez
Praise!
Jackson Morales
It's time to ride to victory.
Elijah Reyes
you idiot. overruled by my trips
Nathaniel Green
It will happen within a year
Hunter White
That's a lovely looking tractor
Thomas Cruz
>sides
>orbit
Josiah Wood
They got medals too.
Carter King
Holy shit nigger they have segways.
James Taylor
Those medals are not as lovely as that tiny red tractor
Owen Brooks
Have they heard of ribbons?
Josiah James
WW3 starts tonight in 3 hours. America loses.
Gabriel Lewis
Not as lovely as american veterans being hungry or as the many lovely americans dying for their jews lords
Grayson Walker
amerisharts dont know that north korea has got quite a large army .. makes me lul
Nicholas Allen
JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THAT TRACTOR
Oliver Hall
Lighten up Francis. We got Generalissimo.
Caleb Barnes
"large army"
bro they are tiny af undersized starving
Blake Wright
"asymmetrical warfare."
Dominic King
C'd&K'd
Leo Gonzalez
If they've got something going for them, it's that they can make a really lovely tractor.
Carter Rodriguez
They come in green too.
Austin Gomez
Digits confirm Trump nukes NK within the next 100 days.
Levi Collins
wheres the proofs
Jaxson Hernandez
Hmmm... Where did I hear that before?