indicate that cruise missiles fired from American warships located near Korean territorial waters are headed towards at the direction of North Korean capital city, Pyongyang".
No further information yet. It just happened few minutes ago. Probably it'll be all over the news worldwide very soon.
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Nothing is happening. We should just call it a night and get some rest
sweet source you fucking roach
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People who lie are bad
Who needs a source? Lets get all pissed off and post this all over the internet!
damn it feels good not to be a lying t*rk
broofs pls desu
so sleepy
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Just took a xanax and 3 shots of whiskey. Anyone else ready to hit the hay?
you'll see.
my source doesn't allow me to make her public. but I can 100% confirm she is reliable and it'll be news soon.
this. i'm actually pretty sleepy lads.
No joking around Turk, you know well you already had a coup and more to follow in upcoming years if things continue this path of globalism.
Are you the same Turk that got lucky last time?
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OP you the same guy who predicted the air strikes on that syrian base?
9:45 ET, confirmed happening by digits, brace yourselves for the comfiest night in ur lives
is CNN reporting on the cost of these missiles being fired?
lol at you having sources, I've seen turkish rambo you mongo
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i just did a point of heroin
Keep us informed.
Although you're probably lying.
I want a 4'8" North Korean gf. I want to show her life outside the concrete gulag.
>we just deposed in if the craziest motherfuckers on earth that was about to mohnt a nuke on a missle
>but do you know how much it cost!?
its 8:15 in eastern us you fuckwit
FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS
I just ate all my weed
I just ate 5 whole Marijuanas
can you please define soon? i want to go to bed, but if its within the hour i'll stay awake
>post your doggo face when WWIII has now begun.
>REAL HAPPENING _________
so nothing?
sage
Found your source
We should all get some rest guys
I'm really tired
SAMESIES LETS TOUCH OUR DICKS TOGETHER
not luck, my friend. I have plenty of local informer inside syria. unfortunately I have only one informer in korea but I trust her. (I'm middle eastern journalist of a well known global media outlet)
Strike group won't be there for another two weeks
Its 7:45 in wisconsin, means its 8:45 in Ny, nigger, its not 0:15 anywhere
Include me in the screencap
Too late, it's happening
Hope you shot that up, pussy.
No its happening at 9:45 PM today
Nigga any preemptive strike against North Korea would be to take out its nuclear capabilities and artillery installations along the border.
Are you fully redpilled user?
Degenerate
zzz/10
It is actually happening soon, but the jabbering that cried wolf effect is happening
I'm so sleepy user. Let's just go to sleepy and check back in the morning. So sleepy.
NORTH PLANS RETALIATION
WE /WW3/ NOW SENPAI
Who wants to suck my dick
do u kno ottomankebab
It would make sense if it happens tonight, the Norks must be all asleep this time of day
so sick of larpers, please not be full of crap
>I have a super secret source guys and I can't say but it's totally happening believe me btw my uncle works at Nintendo
Cunts like you need to be banned, you're a cancer on this board that needs cutting out.
God this is 0/10 LARP OP.
Nigga you realize how many artillery pieces are on that border?
You'd literally need half your navy firing it's entire tomahawk load to remove them.
You turkish whore. I never trust a gook, arab, slav rape baby. FUCK YOU AND YOU HAPPENING
BYE BYE KIM
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If this isn't all just some grand LARP then I'm unironically thinking about joining the military.
I don't know. Something seems a little more right with killing nips instead of sandniggers.
Sauce?
Shil BTFO
Oh nvm kek its like 10 AM there
digits confirm honest roach
i've seen this episode before. it's pretty boring desu. we should all just turn in and get a good night's rest.
This. SK will get pounded hard when we attack.
I oppose current way of globalization but ultimately I still think globalization process is inevitable
You are going to just sit around and turn to ash? Sorry bud but there are better things to do in life
>Last time that image was used it turned out to be legit about Syria
Hmmmmm
same, north korea has it coming
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If you're the same turk who accurately warned us about the syria strike before anyone else, thanks for your work!
Anything more on the NK situation? Just a one off or is war being waged from here?
>indicate that cruise missiles fired from American warships located near Korean territorial waters are headed towards at the direction of North Korean capital city, Pyongyang".
Fuck off retarded LARPer
>implying they're just going to mindlessly carpet carpet bomb the entire capital just for kicks
I feel so tired, some rest would be nice.
answer this
Nah, their longest range arty can shoot max 60km
assuming this is the same turk from last time, he predicted the attack on that syrian air base. that was a very funny thread
>first 50 replies: LOL SAGE
>100-200 lol wtf it's real
>200-300 TRUMP BETRAYED US
Bump
Your source is my uncle that works at Nintendo isn't it.
Good start brother...
Never said they would neutralize it, they've had 60 years to figure out which installations would do the most damage. The preemptive strike would obviously be to minimize damage as much as possible.
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>The nuclear apocalypse is going to be triggered due to a irrelevant country getting invaded
Fucking L i wished humans were more intelligent
I really don't think NK will risk confronting the us with a chance of losing.
Kim jong dong is going to start playing nice.
what does the blue outline indicate?
That would make the prophet diamonds.
so... cruise missiles in 30 minutes? eta 9:24 eastern?
Fake news!
Just done a shit in a fancy restaurant lads
H-HAS WW3 OFFICIALLY BEGAN?
got a lot of friends in the pacific right now navy and marines and the two i texted said everything is normal
fake and gay
worse than /x/
Why?
There are always small boys in SOJ.
I remember a guy from turkey beating the news by 15 min on the first strike with a similar image
An attack on NK won't start with cruise missiles. It'll start with the cyber and stealth bomber and maybe rods from God. Knocking out coms and artillery sikently will priority one.
Go to sleep faggots. You'll need the rest for tomorrows non-stop doomposting and prepping threads.
>t. embassy agent working with the deep-state
My mom works for jagex, give me ur pw
depends on government's statement or allowance to media. it can be in 1 hour or within 24 hours. but mark my thread's time. it happened at the moment.
Is this the happening thread for North Korea? I'm trying to get amped up for a happening, even if it doesn't happen. I'm off tonight. Seems as fun a thing to do as any.
We spent an entire year shitposting about world war 3 happening
And now it's legit happening.
I am confident that at this point we are heading towards the doom of mankind
