Is Kek a demon?

Is Kek a demon?

Are people serious about worshiping Kek, or is it just LARPing?

I just want all of my Sup Forums bros to be Christians so we can hang out in heaven when we die. If you're serious about this Kek worship, you WILL go to hell.

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>Numerology
>"meme" magic
>frog headed Egyptian God

my moneys on yes.

But why are people falling for it so easily?

Are some repeatng digits literally all it takes to fool them? Christ performed actual miracles.

>But why are people falling for it so easily?
Because it comes across as fun and innocuous.
Just like porn. Or premarital sex. Or drug use. Or masturbation. Or seances. Or abortion.

Making something sinful seem lighthearted and harmless has been standard procedure for thousands of years.

>Christ performed actual miracles
>perfotmed
>peepee

Abortion comes off as fun?

>But why are people falling for it so easily?
Because it works and gave them what they wanted, a conservative President.

Mormon art is the best christian art

>Is Kek a demon?

Described as a being of "chaos and darkness" and who's moniker is "bringer in of light".

Gee I wonder.

>Because it comes across as fun and innocuous.

I agree

Even if Jesus wasn't white, he embodies the white spirit

You didnt witness Kek's emergence and the prophecy of the gets.
Meme magic is potent power. Kek does exist.
Whether its a good idea to worship a chaos deity is the issue

>embodies the white spirit
race worship is heathen, senpai

Our culture certainly portrays it as innocuous, and to stop its availability would get in the way of our fun.

Kek is a representation of man. Light and darkness, unknown and known. His power is speech.

Kek is but a part of a larger white esoteric spirituality.

>Flag
Checks out.

Athiest myself.

But there's more actually historical evidence for existence of kek then there is for Jesus.

Plus kek actually performed a for real verified miracle last fall.

What Jesus do for us recently ?

He's a god of chaos.

>Is Kek a demon?
Yes
>Are people serious about worshiping Kek
Yes

Demons aren't real.

Neither is hell.

Neither is god.

What a surprise. An "atheist" worships beings of darkness and is wowed by magic. Like the victim of an angler fish.

He should be.

>Christ performed actual miracles

Says who?

*tip*

Kek is my god and I love him

Kek is a reddit meme

Key is the only God here. Digits have confirmed.

Am I seriously the only non religious person on this board?

Meme all you like. You're the one taking a 2000-year old desert mythology as actual fact. The only difference between you and a neopagan who genuinely believes the gods live atop Olympus is that you have the weight of the masses to support your beliefs.

You dumbass. There are in fact legitimately newfags that think kek is real. But It's just a larp they buy in to. Calm down

>Praise Jesus
>Praise Allah
>Fuck Kike God
>Praise Kek
Could praise the fapbait lolis in Chinese cartoons, just as imaginary as the rest.

Fucking phone meant to say kek is the only God here

Everything unchristian is by default, Demonic.

Seth was the ancient lord of chaos.

It was a satanic snake who tried to eat the sun every day, and had to be fought by the forces of good.

And there is the most historical and spiritual evidence of MOLOCH existing.
Absolutely fucking wrong.

Seth was the god of Chaos in the Egyptian pantheon - olech was the Canaanite version of the Egyptian god Set. The god Set was a homosexual god of evil. He was worshipped during ceremonies that involved human sacrifice, cannibalism and homosexual orgies. As the god of destruction, he became the god of the Egyptian military. In ancient Rome, he was worshipped as the god Saturn by the Roman military (often with baptism by blood). Thus we see that Satan (Set, Saturn, Molech etc.) was worshipped by Solomon and his wives as he grew old and senile. This involved heterosexual sex orgies (Ashteroth), homosexual sex orgies (Baal, Set, Satan, Molech), human sacrifice (Molech) and even cannibalism (Set, Molech). Our modern high-level military leadership appears to have the same values as the ancients

You have all been played into worshipping MOLOCH.

>one letter off from Kek
>one number off from 55
You got what you deserved.

No need to go through the whole scripted lines. Been through all of it.

Now kindly go back to /r/atheism you stupid little marxist child.

This. Satan doesn't care who or what you worship so long as it is not God.

I was here before you fuckers and I'll outlast you. Also, I'm a capitalist, but if you've actually read your book you'd know that christianity is a socialist faith.

I'm enjoying passover

What if we turned Kek into an angel?

>"Dear lord, may you send kek to aid us in our trials and tribulations, in the name of your son, Jesus Christ, amen."

>I was here before you fuckers and I'll outlast you.

Do you think you're God now?

>Also, I'm a capitalist

You're a cultural marxist regardless of what comes out of your poisonous mouth.

kek was made by the jews to manipulate us into believing that there's a greater good other than god itself.

>heterosexual sex orgies (Ashteroth)
Asteroth best God confirmed

but hell isn't real. it's not even written about in the bible lol

Yep

What Sup Forums calls Kek is multiple egyptian gods, from different eras

kek - fertility, frog
reqet - ogdoad primordial chaos, darkness/light
Seth - real chaos god

Kek is thousands of years older than any s*mitic religion

Your god's no more real than the ten thousand others people have worshiped.

>cultural marxist
The roots of modern civilization are built in secular rationalism. You neopuritans want to pull us into a backwards theocracy. As far as I'm concerned the only difference between you and ISIS is that you don't yet have the power to execute dissidents.

You get to party with Ashteroth once you've prepped my Bull-God.

>Following a semitic religion
Your hell isn't real.

Jesus died for the sins of everybody. Don't sweat it. Chek'm

Please let the leafs be blown away

>You're a cultural marxist regardless of what comes out of your poisonous mouth.
Well put

I don't even say kek instead of lol, because it's so gosh darn cringe-ly diddly

Isn't it time you praised SET/MOLOCH/SATURN yet, user?

Its good over here on the winning side.

>The roots of modern civilization are built in secular rationalism. You neopuritans want to pull us into a backwards theocracy. As far as I'm concerned the only difference between you and ISIS is that you don't yet have the power to execute dissidents.

You are a cultural marxist. It is obvious because the roots of secular rationalism are in the Bible, but you and your kind deny it. Then you project your own desire to "execute dissidents" onto us, out of thin air.

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Same old Dawkins lines.
>You neopuritans want to pull us into a backwards theocracy
And it would still be better than you and your cultural marxism.
>As far as I'm concerned the only difference between you and ISIS is that you don't yet have the power to execute dissidents.
I remember that phase too from years ago.

You're programmed and your heart is filled with wickedness.

Psalm 14

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the Lord.

5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous.

>Sup Forums going to heaven

Kek. I'm catholic and I realize this place puts me in for an automatic one-way ticket to hell, no matter how many times I go to confession

You too can be saved.

But did Jesus perform these digits?!

Checkem

Are you kidding? Literally 96% of all Sup Forums browsers would probably go to hell, do you even read the shit that's posted here?

The real irony is that the American Christian political movement has been proven to be morally bankrupt and hypocritical in their rabid support of a 4-times divorced, wildly philandering athiest billionare for president. Hide behind your scripture as a shield. I see the real consequences of your actions. Ultimately, all you want is control.

>praise kek
>meme magic
>shitting your pants over d*ubles
this board is a fucking joke, seriously is anyone here over fucking 14 years old

Hi leftypol. Still spewing venomous lies from your diseased mouth I see.

No surprise though. You are of your father the devil.

Not sure, but ever since I discovered the kek meme (some autist wrote a blog about the miracles of kek last fall), I've been considering this prophecy:

"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet" (Revelation 16:13).

But look what function they serve too:

"They are demonic spirits that perform signs, and they go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them for the battle on the great day of God Almighty" (16:14).

Can you imagine if Sup Forums autists ended up constituting a major part of satan's apocalyptic army?

>MUH BASED NATIONALISM
>LET'S DESTROY ISRAEL, COME ON GOYIM

Zechariah 12:2: "Behold, I am going to make Jerusalem a cup that causes reeling to all the peoples around; and when the siege is against Jerusalem, it will also be against Judah. 3"It will come about in that day that I will make Jerusalem a heavy stone for all the peoples; all who lift it will be severely injured. And all the nations of the earth will be gathered against it."

Happy Passover Goys

I am a classical constitutional liberal with libertarian leanings. I believe every human should be left free to live their lives as they please, so long as it doesn't infringe on another's rights. "Degeneracy" is just a fancy word for "stop liking what I don't like".

>my father is the devil

that'd be pretty rad

>there's no salvation, no redemption, give up
Gee I wonder whose behind these posts..

>I am a classical constitutional liberal with libertarian leanings

Well imagine my shock.

>I believe every human should be left free to live their lives as they please, so long as it doesn't infringe on another's rights. "Degeneracy" is just a fancy word for "stop liking what I don't like".

Thanks for confirming you are a cultural marxist.

>>my father is the devil
>that'd be pretty rad

Oh I already know you're demonic.

Praise Saturn!

Can you define "cultural marxism", and why it's bad, in your own words? Because it looks like you're just throwing buzzwords.

I guarantee you pols would have been calling Jesus degenerate

>Can you define "cultural marxism", and why it's bad, in your own words?

I rest my case.

I think I'll be screencapping some of this just to post in future threads as examples of why "le classical liberalism/lolberdarianism" is demonic marxism. Thanks for that.

May God have mercy on your wicked soul.

Ignore Leaf Posts

>that one post simply saying "trump will win" with all repeating 7s
>Trump was 70 years, 7 months, and 7 days old on his first day as president
>the air strike against Syria occurred on Trump's 77th day in office

You people have discovered something powerful

Kek consciousness and Christ consciousness are the same thing

>had long hair
>bummed around the desert
>hung out with lepers and whores
>went against the authority of the time
yep

numerology is not that far from bibliomancy, and meme magic is real

Jesus is still our lord and savior! He is the spiritual governor of mankind and according to the prophecy of the greatest brazilian medium ever if the world doesnt get nuked to hell by 2019 aliens will land and share tech and we will enter the galactic community

>May God have mercy on your wicked soul.
sometimes its hard to tell the difference between shitposters, roleplayers, and 45 year old stormfags

>Is Kek a demon?

Lord of Chaos.

Get it right or face his might.

Yeah but why not? I'm just a stupid bug trapped in a pinball machine. Suffering eternally is terrible for me. Does god not care? Why? I just don't understand.

>tfw want to do quantum sudoku

{120531758}
Yes

>Is Kek a demon?
Depends what your definition of demon is.

I can't wait to die.

>MOLOCH
Why would I want to praise someone who got their ass kicked?

WTF? I still love Jesus.

Underrated as hell

Hmmmm cats and frogs this loos familiar...

Damn Edward Norton was good in that movie.

>using a computer (channeling electrons= occult technology)
>using a site known for sexual perversion of all manner where less than a decade ago child abuse was being posted regularly
>using a site where false idols are worshiped unironically (or ironically for that matter)
>existing in a technocracy where earthly pleasures are provided by occult satan worshippers

Not a single one of us stands a chance of being among the elect. We should really disown our parents just for putting us in this godless time.

You haven't explained why that's bad, though?

Do you believe you have the right to tell people how to live their lives?

Literally give me a reason that's wrong.

Kek is a part of the rebellion, led by the fallen angels of heaven and their spawns both earthly and heavenly, and he is therefore not compatible with Christ in any way, shape or form. Be weary of the gods you worship Sup Forums. There is only one True God and his Son died for us, what will Kek do for you?

You will see within a few hours Sup Forums.

You do not belong on Sup Forums. Or Earth, for that matter. Your kind is a scourge upon humanity.

I'm not the one trying to control people's lives because they make me uncomfortable, dude.

If Jesus is real he will give me digits on this post

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>being a crosskike
a fucking LEAF

faget

My take on it is that whether or not Kek itself is really a demon, people can open themselves up to demonic possession or lower level demon problems like infestation/oppression by trying to communicate with Kek with the belief that he is a demonic being. Like how Ouiji boards are a toy but if you use them with the intent to really talk to spiritual beings they can lead to real demonic beings using your intent as an opportunity to mess with you. A great book about demons is Interview with an Exorcist, the author is a real exorcist. He also writes informative stuff about demons for this blog: spiritualdirection.com/author/fr-fortea