And the caller was drunk. Think it's going to escalate?
David Adams
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Jacob Butler
it s going to escalate to marijuana shots. then injections. then alcohol infused mari roofers.
Matthew Long
Greetings again fellow Roberts. Been working all morning. Time to get comfy with a meat pie and some herb-jew as we drift into Real Roberts Hours.
Dominic Bennett
>baby daddy breaking the windows
Parker Torres
not the house windows.
Cooper Rodriguez
just another night it shitcongo
>tryns break out house windows
Carter Carter
male black with drugs. isn't that totally redundant?
Aiden Long
not if there s different shades of black.
Thomas Anderson
girlfriend s daughter pulling up that real daughter knife hours.
Luke White
Can't wait to listen live as the nukes fall on Robert
>Be advised, downtown is a fiery wasteland of nuclear fission Robert >Robert two black males with grey hoodies refusing to leave that gas station on MLK >Nevermind that gas station just got nuked Robert
Caleb Thompson
Fuck I love this thread
Elijah Nelson
I hope sassy dispatch will be ok
Brody Turner
anyone else /comfy/ in the suburbs? Lombard here.
Gabriel Lewis
They actually have a herd of elks at the Forest Preserve in Elk Grove Village. It's not all negros around here. But there are too many negros.
Jaxon Ramirez
>threatening her sister with a knife
Evan Barnes
r8 my oc
John Young
i really like the image mate but i think the text is a bit too much. his face says everything the text does: maybe only a sentence or two on the right?
Isaiah Jones
Glen Ellyn reporting in, hello neighbor.
Anthony Rogers
Yo that place is the shit. I used to love going there with my dad.
Xavier Brown
>being chased by 2 black males in a car >not answering phone
Robert Collins
Lansing here, super comfy, Robert.
Aiden Wilson
From Roselle currently going to DePaul
Cameron Davis
It's a quote by Goebbels.
Anthony Bennett
she's either dead or getting raped rn
>they took some pills WERE THEY RED?
Zachary Wright
did I just hear suicide? savage
Jordan Price
That Robert remembers the days before body cameras, before Citizen Review Boards, before commies took over the media and turned the people against him. He remembers the sound of a wooden night stick against a woolly skull.
Levi Martin
>male hispanic 4ft 11 when will they learn
Joshua Howard
roger that, i am a giant faggot.
Levi Morales
>attemping suicide by train
Ryder Walker
MAN ON TRAIN RAILS COMITTING SUCIDE TRAIN IN ROUTE
Brayden Evans
choo choo
Jason Jenkins
He knows about WWIII
The living shall envy the dead
Alexander Hernandez
Hahaha,
Brody Ramirez
villa park desu
William Rivera
Downers Grove standing by
Ryder Wood
I updated it with different text. Let me know if its better.
Austin Ross
hello neighbor! not sure where you guys are but welcome; i only know west suburbs
Henry Perez
I like the simplicity of this one. It leaves the definition of the weight to the imagination. You can see it in his eyes.
Logan Jones
/cpd/ threads make me want to improve my own community. I also feel such shame for the petty shit I did as a teen, like steal change from cars.
Thomas Clark
Love this one. Staring at it and listening to the stream made my eyes well up. Something so tragic and beautiful about these threads and the OC coming out of it is really great.
Carson Jackson
Need to insert that WAKE.jpg screaming skull in there, in like an opaque fashion then cut the text out completely.
Adam Reed
Just heard loud reports on the near south side. Who's lighting off fireworks?
Christopher Barnes
>DELILAH DANGERFIELD
Jace Nguyen
20 minutes till shift change. Then the fun starts
Luke Nguyen
>bitch stole muh money
Kevin Thompson
y is that?
Ryder Diaz
NAHN DOLLAHS?!?
Aiden Hughes
like this?
Juan Miller
How many niggers have die tonight so far?
Zachary Cooper
It becomes Real Robert Hours.
William Cox
hahahahahah yessssssssssss
Jason Morgan
RRH in 15 minutes bros
Ethan Long
Hello fellow anonRoberts. CPD exam went well(bunch of empty seats) and I didn't catch any stray bullets while exploring the south side/loop. Have I missed anything good?
Hunter Thompson
not enough.
Jeremiah Collins
>man broke her leg and left her there
Daniel Jones
>14 YEAR OLD HELD HOSTAGE BY VENGEFUL FATHER, OR LOLI BONNIE AND CLYDE ?!?!?!
It happens a lot, at least once or twice a month between the CTA and the Metra.
Jaxson Campbell
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Owen Thomas
>guy screaming for help in an alley
is this part of a classic Chicago parable?
Wyatt Thomas
tea and get comfy me thinks
Gavin Bell
There we have it, it is now Real Robert Hours, I repeat, Real Robert Hours.
Juan Gomez
SOMEONE TELL MY WHY IS SHIFT CHANGE A BIG DEAL, AND IM NEW HIGH GUISE
Justin Price
it s not the city. it s the air.
Thomas Price
Chicago suburbanite from /o/ reporting in. I'm loving the occasional a e s t h e t i c s going on in this thread, so I wanted to donate a little chill synth.
