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Why don't you want our cars? REEEEEEEEEEE

murican cars are actually pretty decent now. better than they used to be.

Sorry guys :) We're just always a little sensitive when it's about cars

why do we keep losing guys? drumpf said we would be tired of winning not losing!

Fine, don't buy our cars then you sour krauts.

I'm driving this Ford

Atrocious.

Germans are too busy trying to cheat the environmental testing to make a good car

The one enduring stereotype about German cars is that they are a nightmare of maintenance

Just like

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And tanks

Volkswagen diesel emissions

I drive Toyota. USA should make better cars.

How many American car manufacturers make Formula 1 cars / engines ?

All you do is Nascar and Drag.

You need to Git Gud

What the fuck is that thing? That isn't a Ford

Nonone makes a truck like america

Detroit rebirth when?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Triggered

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It's a Ford Ka, a popular eco-shitbox in Europe.

Forgot to mention. It's the worst fucking POS ever. Engine is shit and has zero balls even tho the car weighs nothing (so enjoy getting blown around on the highway). Gearbox is shit and mushy. Rides like ass. Uncomfy.

Even for it's time it was a joke, now it's fucking pathetic.

Germanfag must be poor as fuck.

Muricars are niggercars.

why the fuck did you even build that thing in the first place?

>flag

oh...

you guys make solid powerplants. Too bad everything else on these cars is dogshit and electronics will break down before you're even done with the test drive.

When ironically supporting shareblue while getting to unironically vent about trump takes form.

I drive a 2015 Audi.

Best car I've owned, but I'm not hooked yet.

>buy German car
>it's over-engineered to hell and back
>have to pay $500 for an oil change at the dealership as a result

>Developed and manufactured by Ford of Europe, independent of Detroit

>build better cars they said

Can't help being 1/4 retarded, sorry, that's just how us idiot savants work.

My last oil change was exactly $50, and you only change about every year.

Give it another couple years. At least it's an audi... If it was a BMW it would have completely disintegrated by now.. German cars are great when they're new.. But that's about it.

German cars are fine and everything until something goes wrong and the tools alone required to repair it cost more than the car is worth. Reason i like ford is because you can actually perform almost all of the minor maintenance yourself as well as fix the most common problem yourself.

newsflash though kids: Not every european/german drives a sports car they like here are for the more well off. Have any of you guys seen how shit the "average man's" car is in europe? tiny cramped and underpowered

cute

TFW own mercedes
>runs great
>tail lights and blinkers constantly going out
>fix by smacking the light by hand untill it turns on

This.

The base model Audi, BMW, etc are absolutely shit if you go to Germany. Anemic engines, no features, much like baseline Nissan and Hyundai.

Christ, I change my oil every 6000 miles and I still change it 3 times a year. Do you barely drive your vehicle?

American cars > german cars. No question about it.

Yeah., we came a long way from the lowest of lowest in the '80s/90s (Mustang II using a Pinto body made me want to kill myself). Dodge Challenger. I've been so pumped with this great muscle cars that hve returned, look forward to 2020 for the return of the legendary Ford Bronco

I'm sorry your cars are shit. By extension our cars are shit. North America on average produces shit cars really.

Designs have gotten better but materials substantially worse. Also stop putting fucking 5-10k worth of electronic garbage in the car no one needs. And stop making automatics.

Most Audi oil change intervals are recommended at 10,000 miles or 12 months, and the last tech I talked to said 10,000 was even pretty conservative, that they're designed to be fine for close to 15,000 miles before any sort of service.

>meanwhile Ford Canada gives the world this masterpiece

>By extension our cars are shit
see Only car to really be made in canada and many consider it the best damn car ever made

Also, I put about 12,000 miles per year, because I live pretty close to the office.

I live in Texas, though, so my family is spread out. I put 500+ on it on a family visit weekend, easy.

my brother makes these

Well shit. That's cool.

Depends on what time of cars. Muscle car have come back nicely and I can say the rest of the world doesn't have shit on the Dodge Challenger Hellcat and its 707 horses under the hood or the Dodge Viper with it's fucking V-10 engine

>The one enduring stereotype about German cars is that they are a nightmare of maintenance

That's only true for their newer engineered shit. Their older ones are simple for maintenance, if you can find the parts.

Point is Germans suck at making cars now.

don't germans make BMW?
They're literally the biggest pieces of fucking shit plastic to ever hit the road.

you go over 1 bump and the shit falls apart

BMW and Volkswagen are both shit

BMWs especially, there's a mechanic in my town that only services BMWs because they're garbage

t. my family is mildly retarded about cars so they've owned 5 bmws despite the repair costs

*type of car

That's because Formula 1 is for pretentious European faggots. No one in America cares about Formula 1 except for wannabe European liberals.

And INCREDIBLY overpriced, due to their insane socialist style taxes. In Germany, you'll easily pay over 30k for a new Honda civic. A midrange model. You can get a lot more car in the states for that.

thats funny

i always see way more shitty imports broke down on the side of the road than american made vehicles

Can someone redpill me about the American car industry? Do our cars suck compared to Asian ones and hwy? Everyone I know drives some sort of Japanese car but they arent weeaboos of course. I have a license but I ride public transportation so I havent needed a car yet

Most reliable cars are Japanese desu.

Mustangs are apparently one of the most popular cars in EU/DE, even with the import duty and VAT nearly doubling the cost.

American cars aren't as reliable as Japanese cars generally.

Because those Fucking krauts have buko bucks invested in shirty star bits. Fuck German cars and fuck wrenching on them.

yeah i forgot about the GT however that was designed quite a bit in the states

if i ever got enough money to do it i would buy the rights to the vic from ford and put the damn thing back into production

>30k for a Honda civic
couldnt pay me that much money to drive a honda civic

n/o/rmie here.

The only US car manufacturer that Europoors like at all is Ford, and even then, only their hot hatches like the Fiesta ST or the Focus ST.

US car manufacturers are pretty shitty for the most part, aside from a couple great vehicles. And the US is getting better, but anyone who's ridden in a German car knows that the fit and finish is better, and they last longer. The Japs figured out how to make appealing cars for a better price than German's can, and with fantastic build quality. US isn't there yet.

>Germans/Italians are the only good Euro car countries

20 years ago, yeah. These days. No. Unless it's a Chrysler product. Blame fiat for that. Jeep dodge and the like are shit.. Ford and GM Make some really nice vehicles these days. Cars in general last a hell of a lot longer than they used to. Manufacturing tolerances are just incredible these days. Most of the stuff rolling off assembly lines the last couple years should EASILY with minimal maintenance go 300k miles. People put Chevy engines in airplanes now for fucks sake.

Japanese cars are reliable and usually on the cheaper side. The Toyota Camry has been the most purchased car in America for a while now. America does some car really well. Our muscle cars are fucking sexy, obviously our pickups are unparalleled. Not really a fan of American sedans.

Yeah, $50 in 10 quarts of synthetic oil from auto zone

Jap car>Burger Car>Gook car>Germ car

Lot's of Corvettes, Vipers etc are built for Le Mans and Sebring, and let's not forget the legendary Ford GT40

German cars are maintenance nightmares. Japs make the lowest maintenance and most reliable vehicles.

3d modelling/designing and totally automated manufacturing does a lot

Germany cars suck now. They are great when they are new but once they hit 6-10 years old, hey are either super expensive to keep running or they just break down.

>implying burger cars have anything on german cars

That's just sad. Unless you want to shell the money and get a Shelby GT, there is no reason why you should buy a Stang over a Camaro or Challenger

But they fall apart under 100K miles

>cuckmobile

>Germany says build better cars
>Can't work on kraut cars yourself unless it was made before 2002
>Parts are incredibly expensive despite costing just as much as any other car company to make
>VW, Mercedes, and BMW have all gone to shit quality and haven't been worth a damn since 2005
If this were the nips I would have to concede but German cars have taken just as much a dive as US cars have(though that's technically not true as pretty much every car company in America now is either owned by the government or jews meaning we don't really have any car companies here)

id still take a ford over a jap car any day. Americas other car companies drag their overall car quality down

Man, old school Volvo were unkillable. I had a 1992 240, that thing was a tank. No car will ever match that standard of reliability.

yes they are worse. the japanese companies build their cars in america and the american companies build their cars in mexico so you can imagine why

It takes 5 quarts, and the dealer did the change.

Not my problem.

I never own a car for more than 60,000 miles.

Fuck you the first ranger was one of the best trucks ever made
>Inb4 some eurocuck or Strayan tries to say that post 1999 rangers are worth a damn)

American cars are shit indeed.

>Japs make the lowest maintenance and most reliable vehicles.
I can attest to this.

My first and only car has been a Subaru Imprezza and for the past 5 years I've had very few problems, and those that I have had have been fixed pretty easily.

The engine is just a V6?!?!?!

>>Can't work on kraut cars yourself unless it was made before 2002
not even

hell fucking german soldiers in ww2 couldnt even fix their tanks themselves

Ford sedans are pretty pathetic, my dad's undercover cop car for work is a mid 2000s Focus and it's trash compared to a Camry.

Well neither is that, fucking plastic garbage
Chrysler and Dodge/chevy need to be put out of business for inventing the fat, rounded edgeless car meme

Post more portugese cuties

Germany > Japan > Mexico > USA > Brazil >>>>>>> India >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>China

F1 a shit and is nothing more than eurocucks putting their noses in the air
Indy is the true master race

>mexico

>3.5L

My minivan had more balls...

If the 707 horses of the Dodge Challenger Hellcat doesn't make you horny, you don't deserve to live. Not to mention a near complete monopoly on truck (Toyota Trucks are also good, shit like the Honda Ridgeline should have been aborted).

Audi went to hell after 2003

>live in town that depends on auto manufacturing
>buy jap anyways
Fuck you make decent cars

they need to be put out of business for having consistent shit tier reliability

>twin turbo
>3k curb weight
The age of big, loud, heavy cars is over grandpa. Everyone is switching to forced induction for everything from economy to performance.

i prefer the bigger ford cars anyway. fords smaller cars from around the 2008 crash era were a bit poorly made. If you like smaller cars the new model focuses arent that bad

May be one of the ugliest POS' to ever grace the road but god damn do I love that engine