How Will Sup Forums Ever Compete?

You arrive to a blind date and see this thing staring back at you...what do you do?

Please remove your sunglasses.

Order the fried chicken and ask if she likes small, white penis.

Will she ask him about the paycheck?

Dine and dash, leaving her with the bill.

>wearing sunglasses inside for more than 3 seconds

I'd eat and leave before her without paying while using a fake name

This is like that Simpsons lawyer joke where you add the punctuation.

>Feminism? BLM --> Abortions. Racism!

LOL I see this happening.

Shuck 360 degrees and jive away

Have hateful slave-master sex.

Took the words from my mouth. A "bathroom" trip at the end of the dinner sounds just about right.

This guy gets it

of course she'd want to talk about abortions while eating dinner

I call my local X-Com dispatch and take cover as far away as I can get in one turn.

"Uh...are you Malika Jackson? Heh...user sent me to tell you that he can't make it tonight."

Then I would leave.

why did she dye her hair blonde?
that's appropriating white culture

the proper phraseology is "it will please remove the sunglasshers desu" -- this eliminates possible cisWealth definitions of ownersherp, thx

I understand this reference! Well played.

Me on the first date getting ready to ask her about kek

I'm confused .. which one of us is blind?

Turn 360° and walk away

ayy

i keked

>tfw on a date with a literal ancap ball

Turn 360 degrees and walk away. She's blind, with any luck she won't realize I'm gone.

Leave

>Forget about all that, lets talk about you.

There. Finished.

Honestly thought she had a meme ball head from the thumbnail

>Assuming she has anything to say other than Marxism word salad

Leave

*Last date

Roundhouse kick to the face.

Tall and lift

Anti all that shit race realist alt right

Still fuck minority sjws

jizz in my pants

eat it

cry/leave

congrats you just mansplained her shitlord

i know shay, she's pretty qt

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Why are you wearing novelty welding goggles to dinner?

eat the food and run

>When you grill whypipo about whypipo but you gotta dye your hair to look like whypipo and not like meatwad wearing half a pirate shirt

Excuse yourself to the restroom......and RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL!

Would disagree with her on everything to piss her off.

Tell her I don't fux with nig puss

raer

Retarded

newfag

>whypipo

Took me a sec but then I lollled

i would lie and try to say what she seems to want to hear then i'd try to fuck her what else?

>falling for the dating jew

Plot my revenge on whoever set me up with "her".

Signs of mental health issues in women:
1) Short cut hair (check)
2) Obviously dyed hair (check)
3) Visible tattoos (check)
4) Fake coloured nails (check)
5) Multiple piercings [uncertain from this photo]
6) Fixation on SJW agenda, especially abortion (check)

Literally would walk straight out.

Stop posting you absolute mongrel

awful

Excuse myself, turn 360 degrees and walk away, I don't want to talk about politics while I'm trying to feed my gob and pretend to listen to some bitch.

>walking out when you could be having sex instead

why?

...

the most rational answer in this entire thread

>neck tattoos
>short dyed hair
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people
How did I do?

...well I guess that's getting saved.

Two useful sayings:
1) Plenty of fish in the sea
2) Don't stick your dick in crazy
Once you stop being a virgin these may be useful to you.

>feminism
White feminism ignored the needs of women of color which was corrected by inersectionality.
>BLM
The news media exploited extremist elements to paint the entire movement in a bad light and undermine the groups messege.
>abortion
I want kids but it's your body your choice
>racism
We are raised in a white supremacist culture that indoctrinates POC to hate themselves and see themselves as outsiders and whites to see themselves as the default and deflects European conquest.

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I'm... on a blind date? This isn't right. Did someone drug me? I use the candle to ignite the nearest flammable item as a distraction, and escape through the kitchen. I head to the nearby 24-hr gym where my emergency supply bag is stashed in a locker, and get to a secure location

Clearly there is some kind of conspiracy against me, and I aim to find out why.

I would give sufficiently vague answers so that she thinks I believe the same things she does, then turn the conversation around and let her explain her point of view. Once she's been impressed by my empathy and listening skills and really thinks I'm an ally, I'd ask how she plans to achieve her goals. When she gives an empty answer about voting for liberals and inevitably expresses frustration about the lack of progress in America, I'll ask whether she's ever considered fascism as a means to her ends.

I'm sorry pol I need to get my dick wet. If it makes you feel better I'd disappear afterwards

Never stick your dick in crazy Tyrone. Didn't your dad teach you tha...oh right

I fucking lynch that nigger

Lol, like I would I would sit down and speak with a sheboon.

i haven't been a virgin since before i graduated hs

i love crazy women though, they're a lot of fun even when it doesn't work out well you don't have to take them seriously or really date them

and you don't throw every fish you catch back because you're hoping for another you just take all the ones you want and keep fishing

Me on the first date

my parents are still married and i'm not black

The real question is who is taking the picture...
>she is the him
>perhaps it's a lie there is no dates

that pic smells bad

You didn't need to add the second part if the first part is true.

That looks like a real doll......it is isn't it?

Who the fuck still does blind dates? It's 2017 ffs

there are married black couples that stay together

anyway i like crazy women they're fun, you just don't take it seriously

YOU NEED TO GO BACK

Marxist bullshit, terrorists, killing babies is wrong, code-word for anti-white. I'm thinking about getting the lamb shanks. Do you like lamb shanks?

ya, I only date white women, sorry

God, so many newfags!
>REEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEE HUH HUH HUH REEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE WHEW HUH HUH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OFF MY BOard (You)FUCKING NORMAL FAGS.
It fucking summer comes early >the Year

Sorry. I don't date Lady Gaga impersonators. Especially half-breeds.

who took the picture?

you haven't met a real crazy woman then

>>>/reddit/contrariancuckold

piss off

Turn 360 degrees and ask to see feminine benis

calm down Ahmed

I've had internal meetings on whether I'd use nigger or kike or, and or on a date, and today thought about calling these people who drove by my mum's house and littered "niggers" and grabbing my machete for self defense. Thought about saying "maybe a big African thunderbird will come and save you since yal'll r kangz n shit!"

"Hi, fuck women, niggers, and baby killers. You got dis, right?"

Life of an Autist: The Reckoning

Kek

>Sup Forums
>date

HAHAHAHAHA!

I'd start singing the DK rap at a raised voice (not yelling), downing out any attempt at conversation and eventually embarrassing her to the point where she leaves.

The conversation would probably go something like this:

>With this whole gender-identity thing going around, I hope you don't mind me asking, but just to be clear, are you actually a girl?
"Yes"
>I mean, are you a trans-girl?
"I'm a real girl."
>??? No, let me be clear: Were you ever a man?
"I've always been a girl."
>No, I mean, were you ever physically a man?
"It's a mindse-
>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PENIS?
"Yes, but you're not a bigot, are you?"

180 u dense nigger

i dated a woman who yelled at me for being too calm, threatened suicide constantly, got mad at me once because a woman tried to stand too close to me on a train

she was a witch and on a lot of uppers

i prefer participating in group sex, i'm not really into just watching

You fucking know it

Order a bunch of expensive shit. Smile and nod then disappear out the bathroom window without paying.

>360

I'd have her redpilled back to a more suitable form in 3 months.