DPRK TV Thread

Let us all watch what GLORIOUS LEADER has to say today.
And fish for declarations of war, of course.

Link:
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

How to watch:
Open in any decent media player.
On VLC it's Ctrl+N and paste the link.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38
websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=8992usb
youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI
youtube.com/watch?v=eZhh3TK4f4U
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche
youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-486079/PETER-HITCHENS-North-Korea-great-Marxist-bastion-real-life-Truman-show.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38

In case you don't want to use your CIA approved VLC player

First for autism

First for it looks like I've time traveled back 60 years.

ALSO COMFY MILITARY RADIO SIGNALS

websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=8992usb

FOUR SKY-KINGS IN A ROW = NUCLEAR WAR

Post yfw we go to war and can never have these comfy threads again

any clips with subtitles?

This took a cyberpunk twist. Bring back the other music though desu

this is some good shit!

I'm not sure what I'm seeing here, but I want to see more

Their outfits look very warm and cosy

tfw you will never impregnate a beautiful Nord Corean traffic guard

> if interested. nothing happening now.

Purification inferno wen?

In case you prefer your CIA approved Google link.

youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI

forgot the link to the video

youtube.com/watch?v=eZhh3TK4f4U

they are pretty sexy

No, they'll just get better because the propaganda will get more fierce.

Doesn't work

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>That feelerino when in a few days KCTV will be gone forever.

this brings back memories

...of another instances of listening to static fishing for skykings

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LIVE NOW FROM NK
youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI
>youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI
youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI
>youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9HPAinNI

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I mean when they inevitably lose.

i can see the individual pixels on the sceen

VLC was mentioned in those CIA dumps
pass

>glorious digits

I hope we get to watch Nork cartoons one more time before they get blown the fuck up.

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38

Well it all feels so useless in the end of it. Hundreds of people cheering, knowing their country is a shithole. Praising their leader like he is a celebrity.

I'm wondering, is there any change or opposition in the top of the states party? Are there changes underway? I thought that Kim Jung Un had a more western stance than his father?

You can play streams on more than just VLC

GLORIOUS

that faggot ass bear....

when are they?

Whats the exchange rate like? I have $50.

How many mansions could I buy in NK?

not to mention, if (((they))) want in your box, theyre gettin in goy

Full disclosure, I was just rusing you. Dude's non-matching, ill-fitting clothing just caught my eye.

Is this fat looking guy supposed to be kim? Like a fake double or something? Or am i just being racist

>music

DAS IT MANE

Thanks. saw that after post
This is fun! They are nuts.

Only 70% of the mansions I can buy with my $50

I JUST REALIZED IT'S DAY ON NORTH KOREA

really makes you almond

German guys found NSA/CIA backdoors in Windows back in 1998. Point is that if youre accessing this page youre using many different things that those fucks have ruined and made unsafe

None, dirty capitalist pig

Your money has no power here

> it's another Dear Leader brings infrastructure and industry to make make the country prosperous episode again

Almost wants to be from a Sergio Leone western.

your dirty jew money doesnt work there

Life in NK looks comfy as fuck

Hands off North Korea! We must protect the glorious DPRK from the ravages of Western Imperialism!

WTF! I love North Korea now!

top kek

The programming sure has gone downhill this last half century.

(((Western Imperialism)))

Crikey mate I was just having a yarn. No need to get ya nickers in a knot.

Yet they accept your money.

Ennio Morricone has been kidnapped by Nork.

>not knowing who the illest is
its his father you fucking spook

North Korea always was Best Korea

This guy's voice is hilarious. I wonder what he would sound like if he were speaking English.

>Yet they accept your money
everyone accepts our glorious oil money, stupid bogan

The leader isn't Un, it's Kim Jong-il.

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38
join the chat lads

Probably the same but in English.

>everybody has a purpose
>people are happy because they don't know better
>suicide rate very low
>no homicides
>everybody is educated & has good health
>strong family values
>no degeneracy

remind me what's wrong with this

´how clueless the average north korean is about their situation?

Fund it

>No black/brown people

Would explain a lot.

Because this is literally propaganda

bump for posterity

Not enough food in the equation. Also they can't leave.

ah, i am sure CNN's documentaries are much more honest

Not as clueless as we assume, but still relatively clueless.

WE
WUZ

Nah fuck ya cunt.

everybody is in good health except for the times the country is in nationwide famine and thousands of people are dying of starvation. Other than that it's great!

Do you think Kim Jung Un hates himself? He is worldly. He knows what kind of shithole he is running. I mean he got his brother killed so I guess not. And also, do you think the dear leader runs ALL of this shit, like the assassinations? Or is there a deep state within?

What if NK invented time travel and they traveled to the future from the 50's

We have more than one news outlet here. Unlike NK

>´how clueless is the average westerner is about their situation?

>tfw turk wasnt larping earlier

last time they had a famine was because soviet union collapsed

they never had a famine since they reaorganized

>Clap as loud as possible so you don't get assassinated

I wish my Korean roommate was still here. He could translate stuff for me and we could laugh at this together over a beer. I miss that fucker.

Everything rook same

It is propaganda...
But the Juche' ideal is very altruistic and very similar to Nazism, so there's that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche

Reminder these guys were invited to tour NK

youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY

WTF I love North Korea now

Unlike Americans who have to stand up and shut twice just to go to a fucking baseball game.

Clapping is freedom.

Do North Koreans think the soviet union still exists? I'm just curious

I think argie has a point. from their point of view they truly have the best life they can have. I reckon the average best korean is happier than the average western person

KINO
I
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this is comfy af

Yes. They also think that every time Kim sends a missile to the sea, it's actually a nuke bombing the US.

North Korea is what Liberals and Democrats consider Utopia

>free food (100grams of rice per person per day)
>free healthcare (aspirin for aches, 7.62 lead injections for everything else)
>free education (get Ph.Ds in Dear Leader Studies, Dear Leader Engineering, Dear Leader Philosophy)
>No guns (only military and police execution squads have guns
>No Hate Speech (or free speech, or speech at all)
>no wealth disparity (everyone save high ranking officials are equally poor)
>No religion (only Dear Leader is allowed to be worshipped)
>No pollution because no cars and no electricity!

They apparently aren't aware of either 9/11 or the moon landing

Source: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-486079/PETER-HITCHENS-North-Korea-great-Marxist-bastion-real-life-Truman-show.html

Rockin the fur Lid and out on the streets wit yo squad lookin Fresh AF 100 100 100 100 100 100

WITNESSSSED!!!!!

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