>be me
>50% genetically Italian
>25% through my mother's side and 25% through my dad's side
>can't apply for citizenship through my Dad's side because Italy doesn't recognize women born before the 30's as Italian
>can't apply for citizenship through my Mom's side because the church where my ancestors records were kept at were destroyed during WW2
How should I kill myself, Sup Forums?
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Jump into a vat of bleach you fucking notwhite man
>be me
>pure German
>moms family left in 1918 after the first war
>can get citizenship
>dont speak German though
>sieg heil brüder
At least you don't live in America.
Our country can not do shit. We aren't allowed to move anywhere.
I'm pretty sure Argentina can do something we can't. Maybe i'm wrong though.
eat gabagool until your gut explodes
Sure, we have a good passport. We are one of the only countries in Latin America that don't need a visa for the Schengen area countries and we get Spanish citizenship automatically after living 2 years in Spain.
Ich bin nicht dein Bruder, Alter
See, just go to Spain you idiot. HOLY SHIT.
>Live in Spain 2 years
>Get citizenship
>Oh that equals EU citizenship too
>Now you're in Italy
Fucking retarded. We cannot do anything because of Schengen and we can't move to England or Australia.
Why the fuck are you complaining? We literally have to join the French Foreign Legion and die trying to get in to the EU basically.
Everyone hates us it sucks. I don't wanna fucking live here.
Ich bin 23 Jahre alt, arschloch
There is way more possibility in the US for any style of life you want. I have no idea why an American would feel envy for Europeans of all people.
Maybe when I finish college or something. My plan was never to leave Argentina. I always wanted EU citizenship so I could study cheaper in EU universities and could work while doing so.
Italians aren't white.
>be me
>50% German
>they left in 1855 so lolno on the citizenship thing
>25% Italian
>they left in 1927
>still doesn't matter because I'm American
lol
stay there messi-bro, much safer ww3 wise
They are EU though.
delet this
Yeah. Getting an EU citizenship if more of a plan B rather than me wanting to move to Europe. Also, my main reason for getting one was to study in the EU cheaper, but I'm already studying here, so there's not much else I want EU citizenship for, asides from being a back up plan.
you are fucking retarded you can get a citizenship europe for as low as 25$ if you are from us or japan there is a loophole for it and i know 3 people from us who use it already
Ist das eigentlich alles, dass du sagen kann
> cheaper college
> leech off eurofag tax dollars
Typical entitled millennial
Well you don't need to kys. It's actually totally doable. I do though.
America is pretty screwed economically and culturally. I don't know how you don't see that. Canadians can also go to England or Australia easier so you have nothing to complain about either. Canada is screwed in some ways economically but I bet they have more jobs though.
See, everyone loves America because of guns, freedom, party, etc but in order to get all of that we don't have any jobs. Or they're way harder to get. It's a shit sacrifice.
>jealous of my teutonic autism
>tfw 25% anglo too
I am literally the perfect autist. The uberautist if you will.
Really? I have never heard of this before. Don't have any use for it since I'm neither American nor Japanese, but interesting.
>tfw to smart too take advantage of socialists
How do you do this? This seems really sketch. I feel like the police would come beat me.
I would still be paying tuition and working. I don't see how that would be leeching of the taxes.
...
> I bet Canada has more jobs
>Fucking kek
I'm a former leaf. I pity my friends that are stuck in that shit hole of a country. There's way more jobs down here unless you're in the Midwest or some shit
basically you can get a romanian citizenship by investing 50k eur into romania but US and Japan apperently has a special treaty with Romania which grants you with a visa then permanent residency for 100 leu (around 30 bucks)
>The American soldier's last name is 'White'
kek
Keep hassling them, they will give it to you eventually. Try and get either one of your parents to apply so you can get it via jus sanguinis, but desu you should be able to get special consideration if you bust enough nuts
I'm dual Italian-Australian
>ahmed thinks he can make fun of our pure 100% Bavarian phenotype heritage
I know for Canada and Australia there are actually jobs for lawyers which is what I originally studied for.
I also know jobs like pharmacist are easier to get in other countries but in ours it's like you need to be Einstein to do it.
So i'm guessing if it's easier to get those jobs, there's probably many other easier to get ones.
I'm just going off of what I know.
Interesting. How did you do it though? I'd think they'd be more strict here, since literally half of the country can apply for Italian citizenship. I always thought of playing the "oy vey muh ww2 destroyed church reparations when" card.
I will look into this. Thanks user.
Fick dich, fotze
Search online, you can find a bunch of info that have gotten it through mother's earlier than the 30s. They use a lawyer. The law was sexist so it doesn't apply, or something like that.
>clapifatstan
>pure
top kek
And this nigga think GE white
At least this thread helped someone get EU citizenship. Remember this thread when you are shooting refugee rafts in Greece, user.
Yeah, but it costs like 3000 euros, which I can't pay in the foreseeable future. Have they tried to change the law before?
no problem keep in mind this does require you to set up a company in romania but you can literally just set up an ice cream stand for a day and be done
I got it through birth, but I know plenty who got it through being a pest.
Get your parents to get citizenship first is the best bet, otherwise keep contacting them with 'evidence' of your Italianness. Learn the language, keep complaining about how you feel ostracised and bullied for being 'too italian', and how you long to return to the homeland, find an italian wife, have a horde of children and 'find a career' in one of Italy's main industries (food, tourism, history etc.).
Other than the parents thing, it's really about luck, you gotta get the 'oh just give it to him so he fucks off already' response.
>I don't speak German
Es zeigt
Oh, are your parents Italian or something? The problem I have is there are many generations in between me and my first ancestors in the country. Though what you are saying is quite interesting. Still, I think that wouldn't work here, since there are like 20.000.000 people descended of Italians.
How dare you, my great great great great great great ancestor were 100% Bavarian kangz
you could just go to germoney and apply as a refugee they would probably accept you
>tfw you can unironically get citizenship faster if you just took a raft from Africa to Europe rather than getting it by your European ancestors
Honestly, I think that'd work.
Ya I mean ultimately I still have to get a job too so it doesn't just instantly fix my life up.
No shit, wie look like fools speaking german in a anmerken board and i dont know much german
After Britain and Ireland, Italian is the most common 'white' ancestry. 1 in 4 white people in Melbourne have at least one Italian grandparent.
Idk, good luck though, I know there is a secret agenda to repatriate as much of 'Mussolini's lost Giovanezza' as possible, so don't give up (even if they didn't migrate after the war)..
im hiring
Thanks Aussie-user, though I don't think I'll have a lot of luck.
>Pure German
>Can't speak it
Schädlich!
Also
>Wie
>Anmerken
Looks like you don't know much English either :^)
>tfw my family records are so extensive that I know which church my ancestors used to attend before they left France for New France
>tfw no interest in emigrating
>can't get Polish because their descent laws are a absolute clownfest
>can get German because family left Europe before WW1
fug
Canada is in objectively better shape than what's left of France.
I am an Italian (certamente posso ben dimostrarlo, domandate pure)- how in heaven do you want to go in that asylum?
Ok. That's kind of cool. My steam id is Suave. Idk if you have that.
% genetically Italian
>genetically geography
Don't worry, you'll win, in order to be an Italian you have to pass the 'stubborn test'
wut
Or it might be deltaeagle91. I'm not sure which to go off of.
>How should I kill myself, Sup Forums?
yes
>>mom is 1/4 Italian
>>dad is 1/4 Italian too
>>that must mean that I'm 1/2 Italian now
Argie math at work, no wonder your country has failed.
i dont use steam but you can mail me at [email protected]
I'm probably doxxing myself but i don't care. My profile URL is steamcommunity.com
Hopefully one of those three gets through. Idk if you have Steam though.
Lol. My e-mail will doxx me but I will e-mail you if that's legit. I can't put my e-mail here but I will e-mail you sometime. Idk if you're just trolling with that e-mail though.
my email is legit and you can reach me anytime there but do keep in mind you have to live in hungary and the pay is mediocre at best
>be me, 50% genetically Italian
>look up law regarding this because interested in if I could get dual citizenship
>"CASE #3: Your father was born in the U.S., your paternal grandfather was an Italian citizen at the time of his birth, and neither you nor your father ever renounced your right to Italian citizenship."
>father is 100% Italian and both grandparents were born in Italy, still have a lot of blood relatives there
Never knew it worked this way. Well if the US goes to shit I have a backup I suppose.
Any NEET bongs who can tellme if my mother is a British citizen (not by birth), then am I able to become a British citizen? Gotta make plans to defend the motherland when the time comes
Do you have a sister? If she has cute feet I might marry her then you could come here which is as shitty as italy but with slightly worse food and weather
Show them this, they'll understand.
Neat email tbqh
Ok. I will have to research what it's like in Hungary. I will probably e-mail you tomorrow just cause i'm curious.
>not being cozy and safe in Iceland in 2017
Sucks to be a cuck
% genetically Italian
% through my mother's side and 25% through my dad's side
100% father + 100% mother = 200%
25% father + 25% mother = 25% pastanigger
L2Percent
It's true, also checked
>we get Spanish citizenship automatically after living 2 years in Spain.
Most Latin American countrys do.
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