DPRK #3

Let us all watch what GLORIOUS LEADER has to say today.
And fish for declarations of war, of course.

Link:
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun

How to watch:
Open in any decent media player.
On VLC it's Ctrl+N and paste the link.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38
youtube.com/watch?v=rbisvmEmY68
youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY
pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/secret-state-of-north-korea/
youtu.be/djc3cR4rzkg
twitter.com/cnni/status/851658571263725568
youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge2TQfqwX4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sC5H_Pc8EUQ
youtube.com/watch?v=RF2gswLeuPQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>herro! I am great-reader. Prease don't drop big bomb on my rittle country. We never hurt a fry. We rearry just want peace and unification.

>Sending arr my rove,
>Great-reader

youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJDHiLi38

>Stream suddenly interrupted
>Check twitter
>TRUMP NUKES NORTH KOREA

>A-user KUN! WON'T YOU S-SAVE ME FROM THE WAR???

What do you say Sup Forums?

Why do they eat so much food?

tfw no obedient north korean waifu

WHY WOULD TRUMP WANT TO KILL THIS POOR QT?!?!

>Trump nukes Best Korea
>you will never know the ending of that movie because you don't even know the name of it

I hate this timeline.

>doubles name her

...

dear Trump

do NOT bomb my nork kino wife

thanks

Duble Namher it is then

it's just rice, noodles, a little bit of meat (?) and maybe some bread, m8.
they work all day, they need the carbs.

youtube.com/watch?v=rbisvmEmY68

meanwhile in degenerate sork tv, gay niggerfaggots kissing each other.

NEET WRITES LOVE NOTE TO CRUSH AND IT GETS READ IN FRONT OF CLASS.

didn't know I was a nork

>All DPRK citizens get to your nearest bomb shelter as soon as possible.
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

wtf those moans

youtube.com/watch?v=c6Mx2mxpaCY

Last week, the avant-garde industrial group Laibach became the first-ever Western rock group to perform in North Korea's capital, Pyongyang.

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What were your interactions with them like?
Generally very easy, smooth and kind, even with the people who did not speak any foreign language. There were more problems when we were building the stage set for the show, primarily because of a lack of equipment and cables, but everything was fine in the end.

How did the general citizens of North Korea treat you?
They treated us without exception with utmost respect, kindness and generosity.

What did you like and dislike about the country?
The general people of Korea are definitely the brightest jewel in the country. We couldn't find any cynicism, sarcasm, irony, vulgarity and other "Western characteristics" in their eyes, on their faces and in their behavior. It was nothing but sincere modesty, kindness, proudness and respect. There was no military parade for the 70th Anniversary of Freedom, only people dancing gracefully instead everywhere on the streets and parks of Pyongyang.

Traffic policewomen are big fun to observe. They perform the most intriguing biomechanical, almost robotic ritual in the middle of the crossroads, probably all day long.

I watch KCNA when I'm not doing anything else and theres shit-all to watch on youtube and I'm doing other shit.

Better than western media desu, no commercials :^)

I'll be pretty salty if anything happens to the norks and I get my comfy background noise taken away.

the moans

11/10 would discuss historical materialism with

Her name is "doubles name her," apparently.

>OH user

>GIVE ME YOUR ARYAN SEED

Please don't pretend like you know things. It's cringey.

...

quick someone tweet her to the president

he is merciful and just, he cannot help but love her

...

Pip writes to Estella

Me das pena
>I feel bad for you (?

Don't know nothing about Korean cuisine, it was just a guess of what I could see on that dinner scene.

What is she eating?

posting more qt's

>Expecting party members in Pyongyang to be anything like rural folk.

I know its PBS, so theres a degree of Western bias, but I'd recommend watching this as a NK starter.

pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/secret-state-of-north-korea/

>what music should we listen to user?

what's your response?

what a qt

coal

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I apologize. Not trying to be a dick, but so many people act like they lived in DPRK and know all about life there. You aren't like that. I shouldn't accuse you.

>various government agencies from several countries, including North Korean, are in this thread

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this is really comfy even though I have no idea what's happening

Kek

>Dog is so hungry he's trying to eat the book pages

What a gentle lad we have here
Cool to meet you.

Stop playing with your food!

Posting NK Porn:
youtu.be/djc3cR4rzkg

Blue shirt bitch needs to be put in a camp to learn how to do a hard day's work

This entire movie seems to consist of the message "don't send a woman to do a man's job." Good to see that Best Korea hasn't been cucked by feminism.

100% guaranteed there's a guy in langley who's job is to watch kctv every night and write a report about it

Save me user your my only hope

this is pretty much right

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

So this girls gotta be from Pyongyang or something and she isn't used to working like the (funny Kim Jong Il version of) rural folk.

Edit: DAMN SHE GOT SLAPPED THE FUCK UP BOI

>CIA setup this stream to get Americans to support NK's liberation by the US

False flag

I want his job. I guarantee I have been watching longer than he has. But, he probably knows Korean, so you know, he wins.

>A horse that hasn't been eaten

burma get out

HO LEE FUQ

A good majority of the shit is just rebroadcasted movies and kids cartoons.

bah god

He is going to die you know. Either by getting blown up or suicide in a bunker. We have been dealing with these clowns for 50 years. Time to end the fat fuck and liberate NK from the cancer that is communism.

twitter.com/cnni/status/851658571263725568

Sometimes I think that all of this comes out of a CIA studio, like the whole thing is fake to make DPRK look good. But then I wonder why?

Condition the US population to accept communism.

>tfw no comfy job watching nork qts and eating takeout on the government's dime

Nah, people who travel to NK can watch this shit on their hotel TVs.

Nigga please just calm down and read the wikipedia page for "Occams Razor" a few times.

Maybe. CIA is weird and I put nothing past them. They are capable of huge weirdness.

gettin tired boys

>In North Korea, you watch TV
>In the US, TV watches you

NK is plenty feminist, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge2TQfqwX4

Especially Samsung!

>In NK, there's no wage gap because there are no wages

The only one I trust is my cat and sometimes she looks at me funny.

You must be extremely new to not know this 'stream' has been up for years

DEM LEGS

so progressive

whoa are these flashbacks from a different movie?? is there a juche cinematic universe?

haven't genuinely watched television for about a decade give or take.

here i am watching north korean 70s turtle dragon ship documentaries about the 15th century and dramas i clearly have no clue whats being said, for 3 hours straight.

maybe it was the nigger free stream, who knows.

gg

EMP took out my stream. So here's something else in the meantime : Kimqt's playing pop rock over propaganda vids

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sC5H_Pc8EUQ

gibz pantsu!

Holy fuck. It's the woman they have doing the news still but the movie is from the 70s or 80s!

Quite a lot of movies over there are serials with multiple parts.

Don't leave that fan running overnight!

>tfw can't tell if these films were made in the 80s or in the current year because their technology and style are literally the same

OH FUCK THE RADIO CAME ON IN THE MOVIE WITH THE KCNA NEWS LADY AND I THOUGHT SHIT WAS

H A P P E N I N G

AYOO im watching the shit out of this my nigga, muh dik is hard with this pristine non degenerate girls.

Im sorry i will never be able to visit because my country fought against them in the war, fuck

just tell them you're FARC

She's been doing the news since 1971.

This movie isn't necessarily from the 70s/80s, though. Their movies looked like this for a long time after that.

>First one to talk gets to stay on my country

But gringo im PEPES

TELL THEM THAT IS YOUR BABBIE

Just came to leave a (You) of respect and approval.

WW3

>LIVE FOOTAGE FROM KOREAN PENINSULA AS DPRK NAVY ENGAGES UNITED STATES

Press F for PTSD and cool war scenes.

my stream is laggy :

I just hope she will be OK

youtube.com/watch?v=RF2gswLeuPQ

Ri Chun-hee is the greatest news lady ever.