What would Sup Forums do to their wife if they tried such childish shit?

What would Sup Forums do to their wife if they tried such childish shit?

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>wife left me because of trump
>no one to play nerf with

Shoot her with the nerf gun obviously

>wife
women are a waste of time.

Laugh my way to victory.

What are you, a pussy who can't even win a nerf fight against your woman?

This is cute af and I bet you are a lonely nerdvirgin posting in this slide thread that I sagd.

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You can tell some lonely loser made that for karma on reddit or some shit.

get a water gun and piss in it

how do u find who the loser is if the gun doesn't kill?

This is actually really nice

no fun allowed.

I would break up with her, not for being childish, but for inevitably posting this on reddit afterwards and going like, straight to the front page

Do you hate fun?

10/10 wife.

>af

Kek it's fake anyways you dumb twat

well i think its cute

JEWED

Bludgeon her with the Nerf Axe Wrench of course

That's not a woman's handwriting.

Kek look at the idiots who think it's real

This. Who the fuck signs "husband" and "wife"?

>wife doesn't know I practice clearing the house every week
>in the nude

/k/ as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=EtXC9ZU51qI

>falling for the vaginal jew

We are all NEET weebs.

i'd get naked and pee on her

RULES CHANGED BITCH

I made a fort with my wife a few months ago. Shit was fun. We then fondled in the fort.

How do you win a nerfgun fight?

thats fucking cringe

You made a bad choice.

let her win on purpose so I can make something really greeasy and unhealthy I like and she has to put up with it

There's nothing wrong with the idea - the problem is posting this bullshit on social media.

Exactly what happened.

What cancerous, attention seeking behavior

kek

Caltrops.

>go outside and cut the power
>block all exits but one
>tactically set house on fire with flashbang
>shoot her as she comes out

Enjoy my fine dinner
-t. Janet Reno

I'm a better cook than my wife anyway and so I love making dinner...the stakes should be who does the dishes after.

Spear her like a harpooned whale with my Nerf cross bow.


I play for keeps.

youtube.com/watch?v=KgVo-nHGGJQ

>Just me and my gun
>naked and free
>cartwheels
>backflips
>cheeseburgers
>gazing upon my domain in the nude with a large caliber rifle in my hands
>balls flapping in the wind
>life is good

Who addresses a letter "husband" and signs with "wife"? Is this some kind of retarded stock photo?

kekd

be a little bitch and whine about it on Sup Forums
guess I don't have anything to contribute here.

I was 100% accepting until I read "may the odds be ever in your favor." I don't mind cooking a night of dinner after having a fun game, but that fucking line turned be off to it.

Mine did this with some little low powered paintball guns she found. It was a fun time. We ended up fucking and ordered pizza, so, win, win.

>have wife
>if she ever pulled this cringy Reddit bullshit with me I'd go 100% no fun mode and then chew her ass out when she finally came out
>she never would though which is why I married her

We have ice cube down the back battles and make up our own games, but we take turns cooking unless one of us had a hard day at work. You just know these two are the kind of couple that seem overly happy with each other and then divorce swiftly in 3 years when they grow up.

Perfectly-framed photography of note and gun, obviously taken to poast online to prove what a good wifey she is to social medya

same here. I don't need a woman who only reads young adult "novels"

find her and fuck her in the spot

This is fake as fuck and it fills me with fury.

Same

it's a mormon thing.

I would get the nerf gun and own her ass. When she pretend died I would unload my clips on her head while screaming like an ape.

>We have ice cube down the back battles and make up our own games

childless joyless couple spotted.

>a wife
>in c.2017

>Young autistic faggot hopes someone will actually love him someday. Colorized, 2017.

It's a setup. wife kills you with a gun and claims she though you were an intruder after destroying the note.

>anyone from pol having a wife

Shoot her in the goddamn face with that nerf gun.

I'd find her and give her anal

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Kinda wished my girlfriend would have done it with nerf guns instead of getting two sling shots and ping pong balls.

>What would Sup Forums do to their wife if they tried such childish shit?

Hope that I didn't wake up.

People do a lot of fake stuff for attention whoring online.

That dude is probably projecting his dream wife even though he's a virgin for being such a fucking manchild.

Real wives wait for you at home eating Pringles and watching OITNB on a smelly room from all the farts she held at work.

Shoot her and enjoy dinner.

>implying your wife needs a slingshot to launch a ping pong ball

The same thing dad used to do when we played hide and seek, grab a beer and watch TV. Eventually she will get bored and come looking for you and then you shoot her.

which is why he took a photo and uploaded it to the cloud ^_^

play along because I'm not an old fuck who has lost all of my senses

t. wife

This is too easy.
>take nerf gun
>start cooking dinner
>wait for her to come out of hiding
>ambush
>make her finish dinner

Kek

>the loser
How do you even quantify a winner or loser of a nerf gun fight?

Also I'd beat her for wasting money on nerf guns.

So you are a paki who played with your 6 year old before using her?

Marry her again

What is it?

Im tired after work. It should be ready for when I get home. We made the burgers in a large batch on the weekend, just heat them up and put it in a bun

Thanks for the chuckle

>come home exhausted from work
>boss on your arse all day
>hope your wife has cooked a nice meal
>read note
Yep someone is getting a beating.

No, but nice try.

My fiancée and I play "tag" in public all the time while giggling like two retarded toddlers so I can't criticise these guys for being childish

Lmao fucking bad ass strategy right here. Burn that bitch put like Waco.

shoot her with nerf darts then fuck her over the kitchen table while someone delivers dinner

a solid ass dick after i stalked her

By shooting your opponent in the eye. You know the old saying: "its all fun and games till someone loses an eye".

Have you heard of the teenage novel trilogy Hunger Games which was made into a movie? The movie is made pretty much for pre-teens so if my wife is spouting shit from it, that means she either has shit taste in movies or reads childrens literature. Either way it's pretty disgusting.

>ammo
Ftfy

says the idiot linking a single person who called it fake.

you found this on reddit didn't you? This image screams reddit.

I would be happy that I had a wife who was playful.

I'm a degenerate who gets your joke.

I would fucking win. What do you think I am? A woman?

I lol'd out loud with laughter

Wonder how she managed to chew through the rope.

the ultimate telltale is if the fingernail is chewed or not, which I'm thinking it may be

>sigh and crumple up the note
>hear giggling coming from the closet in the other room
>head over to the closet and kick the door in, splintering the wood and sending it flying off the hinges
>wife is crying and injured underneath the broken door
>drag her out by the hair and grab her face
>"This is not a fucking game. You make dinner every night unless I specifically tell you we're eating out."

Or the guy you replied to is just a shitposter looking for (You)s.

pretty harmless in my opinion

MAKE ME MY DINNER

Damn that's edgy! I bet women are just lining up to suck your dick!

Why do I hate women desu? I didn't used to be like this, but God damn, if I saw some stupid shit like OP's picture I would beat the shit out of her.

I would smile because that is a very QT thing to do.