/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - SEIGE OF THE DAUGHTER'S BEDROOM EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Robert!

Bumping from Westmont. Lol

someone sounds out of breath

>All the stuff I liked is pretty much already gone.
That's how I feel about quite a few places I used to haunt. Cheers, buddy. they live on inside of us.

subject off his meds! might be good

Go where you know 'em!

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
up date your copy and pasta OP. this channel has been deleted

>Siege of the daughter's bedroom edition
I feel bad for laughing but damn

Did we hear any more Homeland checks after the 4 koreans?

It still works for me

The link in the op works. I copy from it each time I start up in the evening.

ugh the non-NATO phonetic code is maddening

reeee

first for H.A.M..

YES! I am a pilot and anything other then NATO drive me nuts

You've been reeeeing about this for a while friend, you should really just relax.

OPEN KEYS UNITS CHECK YER KEYS

CHECK
YA
KEYS

dindus hit the jewelry store

ROBERT, GOD DAMNIT

DON'T MAKE CRABBY COME GET YOU

kek

land on the page and that one doesn't play, says under status : deleted. the other one works though

Please respond to my post.

They hipster kids are worse than the yuppies. At least the yuppies took their bullshit to the suburbs. The gentrification generation is determined to bring the suburbs into the city. I can't stand to see entire blocks bulldozed into generic,overpriced shitbox apartments and mattress stores, fast food joints, and big box stores taking over all the old neighborhood retail. Then these leftists have the nerve to talk about how great and diverse everything is, when they turn the neighborhood into Naperville or Arlington Heights or someplace similar.

Your web browser hates you, mate. the broadcastify link in the OP works for everyone else.

Theres always the south side

zone 6 is offline right now, but the feed is still valid...just nothing coming thru. if you want another individual zone, i would suggest looking for zone 12

Ok.

Works for me every night. Try taking your puter in the bathtub might help

wtf was that

WOW Music on the PD radio.

CPD's top 10 greatest hits

Sounded like old timey radio, maybe channels got crossed for a second

Sounded like fallout style. Something about now your havin a ball.

>YOU ARE LISTENING TO DJ ROBERT

why of course.

>FEMALE
It begins

>Brandy just battered
>they're threatening to kidnap her

Battered and fried.

Oh must be the car with loud music kek

They do it from time to time. Last year it was darude sandstorm and pacman death sound effect.

>threatening
JUST DO IT. I am doubting your resolve to purloin that pussy, Jamal.

>purloin
one of my favorite words

Yeah, Tyrone has been a good disincentive to keep the gentrification out, but they are putting a Whole Foods and Starbucks in Englewood, so that'll be funny.

Whole foods lmao niggers wont know what they shoplifted.
AY YO BRUH WUTS A AROOOGULA NIGGA?

How many upper middle class liberals are going to get enriched?

>they are putting a Whole Foods and Starbucks in Englewood
...Holy shit, that is a breathtakingly bad idea, I can't fucking wait to hear Robert getting called to the Whole Foods because Shyneese and Jaykwon are fighting at the cheese counter, and Laykeesha(employee) is intoxicated, and took off her uniform and is now shitting in the organic okra

I can't stand the food desert meme. The reason why there are no decent grocery stores in the black areas is because they go out of business dealing with niggers.

>shitting in the organic okra
She just fertilizing them

tfw kidnapped a muppet.

I saw a really insipid article about some ultra virtue signalers who bought a house in Englewood and just LOVE all of their diverse and misunderstood neighbors.

I give them 2 years tops.

God the amount of lead and crack residue in that soil has gotta be off the charts.

OH GOD YES THIS IS GONNA HAVE A FANTASTIC ENDING. I hope whatever is left after the inevitable home invasion/gangrape/tortute session ends up on facebook live. I will save a fap just in case.

Ok.

>another suicide

>fertilizing
Indeed, just like her people are "enriching" our society.

It is highly underutilized these days.

>>>Same feed with ambient music:
>youarelistening.to/chicago

Who ever made this deserves the Nobel Prize for Comfiness

The coincidental texture it provides can be breathtaking. There have been moments where the tone of the music syncs with the barbarism we are listening to, and the comfiness levels become extreme. The ambient widget also loads randomly in the playlist when you open it, so each of us are getting a slightly different aural narrative.

Enjoy your ride, Robert.

>Mary 6:35
Somebody with a Bible open it up and tell us what it says

That's nothing compared to the lead that they'll be catching from Jamal and the Gud Bois, who get lost on their way to their weekly prayer service and find themselves in the one house on the block with nice things to steal.

The only way to "Transform" a negro neighborhood is to remove the negros. That's it. No other way to make it better. So they're in for a rude awakening at some point, sooner than later.

Thank you.

>Taurus
Literally nig-tier

TEN MALE BLACKS FIGHTING
>TEN MALE BLACKS FIGHTING
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TEN MALE BLACKS FIGHTING
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10 male blacks!

>Mary
user, I...

TEN MALE BLACK
TEN MALE AFRICAN AMERICANS FIGHTING

>TEN
>TEN MALE BLACKS FIGHTING
>AH AH AH

>be 16
>taking a bus to a train station to get home
>riding through the hood, only white kid on full bus
>bus comes to a stop
>nigger steps in through the back door and shoots another nigger
>everyone runs off the bus
>nearly trample two old mammys
>listen to kid two years younger than me slowly bleed out on a Chicago public bus
>cpd arrives
>questions everyone before next bus comes
>nigger bus driver wants to charge me
>only have train card in wallet, spent last few bucks getting on the deathbus
>cops lend me a few dollars so I can get home

CPD is fucking based, I'll defend them no matter what. Torture facilities aren't enough.

Yeah, sounds retarded. What they should really do is buy the home and bring a bunch of other white people so that the area can be turned into an upper middle class neighborhood instead of a dangerous ghetto. All you need to do is price out the criminals living there.

Er-um 10 Aaaafrikan American peeeepole fighting

black people are evil or something.

keeeeek

>That get those blacks that counting

the bus driver wanted to charge you? wtf? gonna need the det, user

NICE

USING THE OLD HARE-RON

>off her meds
>on heroin
>violent tendencies

Buena Park, anyone?

>Harold Washington Library
Named after a Black Man but one of the safest places in this hell hole.

For you Glitchcain, if you're here.

>that should be 10th District!
kek at the Robert trying to shift work to other Roberts

what can the bibel tell us about race relations.

The problem with that is the blacks are still alive, so they have to go somewhere. That area is trashed already, it's been a black neighborhood for so long that it's better just to keep it that way and keep the negros contained as much as possible. Pushing them out of their ghetto high rises has caused a lot of the gang violence and turf battles, which is fun for happenings, but makes things suck IRL.
And I hate the meme that "crime has never been so low, it's safer now than ever". Maybe in overall numbers, crime is down but now it's much more widespread and bleeding into otherwise good areas.

>Library
>One of the safest place in Chicago

Sad but true. They even have a small Maker lab now.

>wife missing
>caller sounds high

and if white people dont voluntarily move back to the city? force them at gun point?

Can't find his hand?

>bullets came through the daughter's window

>For you Glitchcain, if you're here.
Ayy.

New York is paying for college tuition on the condition that the people stay.

Expect to see more of that.

I had to drop the /web part to get it to work.

Nice.

that should work out well. ill remember that comment in 10 years when the fed gov needs to bail them out and buy those bonds.

those damn aliens taking my wives.

I never thought I'd make a hobby out of fashwave editing photos of coontown USA, but fuck if it isn't a comfy pastime.

>girlfriend pulled a knife on him

How else are these sanctuary cities and states going to survive if they do not keep the productive members of society in financial bondage?

>coontown USA.
redundancy.

>Robert ordering pizza

exactly, hows .01% interest on your savings working for you?