FUCKING SOUTH AMERICA

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON DOWN HERE

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you know they have trees down there right?

We are spouting memes about WWIII and being miserable as always with insane corruption, violence and unemployment.

Kinda wish we could be nuked already.

Thanks estonia

in here?

nothing ever happens here

do you have walmarts

Didn't Paraguay have some kinda violent protest recently?

Who cares about Paraguay, they suck ass.

>mfw we are so shit other people dont even consider us nuke-worthy

I'd say gang violence and drug trafficking

lol, also is Montevideo a good vacation spot?

of course of all people who would say that it's A FUCKING LEAF!!!

Yeah we do, mostly on big cities though.

no
pls never come
ever
k thx bye

Now I'm gonna vacation there out of spite

you got the wrong guay

gimme gimme a paraguayan castiza tho

TLDR:
Fucking kill yourself and make the world better

...

Oh I know ur not para, just thought I'd ask

idk, is there a happening I'm not aware of?
everything here is the same as it was yesterday and the day before

i kinda envy how irrelevant you guys are. must be pretty comfy not having to worry about getting vaporized.

Yea but us in up on Important America don't know what yesterday was like

Fucking source on this !!!!!!!!!!!!

well yeah, they had some unrest over there but their president went full reverse when he saw people were getting uppity

and unless you're rich this isnt a good spot for vacation

Brazil is 60% cheaper for example

good luck not getting raped there tho

Yeah that is nice.

Nicest part of South America are the Falklands which aren't even governed by South America.

Yea the whole not getting raped thing is the reason I was looking at Uruguay

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Nyanpyoun, he specializes in anal-play on prideful tsunderes, it is perfect.

Now don't go getting jailed in there because of it, I heard Sweden is really strict on that.

Where is the source, Joao?

kek

As long as you manage to avoid the occasional robbing and corrupt system, yeah, it's quite nice.
That's why I don't want none of you first worlders as refugees as soon as you detroy each other in WW3

Didn't Paraguay fight a war versus Brazil, Argentina, and Uraguay at the same time losing 70% of their male population in the process?

being first world aint free my favelado amigo.

youre getting us if ww3 happens whether you like it or not. maybe you will actually be white after you get bleached by 1st world refugees.

What a fancy way of saying "lurk more fag"

>wanting the cum skins that would trigger ww3 to begin with

no thanks
ooga booga i stab u dont come here

we dindu nuffin tho

sent literally 3k soldiers while Brazil sent 200k or something like that

OP, it is basically Mos Eisley. Humans and ayys living together. They come in from Antarctica.

I will throw monkeys at you.

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You're gonna throw your kids at me?

Nah, I don't have kids. But we are never lacking niggers around here, I guess you know that feel.

I was just thinking how no one cares about South America the other day

I mean, everyone has to care about North America and Europe and Asia because of the financial influence and everyone has to care about Africa and the Middle east because of their resources

but what is the geopolitical impact of South America? who would even notice if the whole place disappeared? I guess Americans would have to get their drugs from somewhere else but that's about it

But where would we get our cleaners, landscapers, and construction workers? We don't have that many Poles

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons

To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

>Syria levels of violent deaths per year
>every motorcicle approaching is a potential robbery
Yeah, super comfy...

Poverty

>no national identity
huh, I thought getting bitch slapped by the UK would give you guys one

I grew up in innercity Baltimore, literally on par with your shitholes (last year had 320 murders in a city of 600,000)

Sounds more like brazil imo.

Nothing, life is uneventful. I live in a town with 20k people too so even less happens here

Maybe in your shithole of a country

stop being retarded, i've met every kind of people here.

The "muh expensive" thing is fucking stupid, there's a reason we have more than 3 million tourists every year, most of them are just normal families from Argentina.

still somehow the best south american country

That's not Uruguay

Please don't include Costa Rica and Panama in there

Im thinking about a vacation to South America in the near future to spend my white privilege American capitalism dollars. Where's the best place to go to fuck some hot Hispanic hookers and not get robbed? Or better yet Is there a place to go where I dont even have to buy hookers and hot Hispanic women will throw themselves onto a decent looking American guy for a few drinks? And not get robbed.

Do you prefer to be Central American? A place known for it's brutish violence

don't be so hard on yourself my white friend

At least you're not Venezuela

just erase us from both maps

Well, un chile not much is happening, other than having a shitty president and elections at the end of the year. Or maybe I'm living under a very comfy rock. Anyways at least there isn't civil war levels of violence as in Brazil or not as much corruption as Argentina.

Why do you people love corrupt socialists dictators so much? After a hundred years of electing them and resulting in nothing but poverty and violence you would think maybe trying capitalism?

I think it began when Cuba went socialist, with the urrs support it didn't collapse, so the other countries in south america were like "hey, that little island could do it, let's try it" and you know what happened next.

Because your country had to help dictators get elected last century and gave 50 years worth of opressive narratives for the left to use.
Thanks for nothing man.

>help dictators get elected
>dictators
>elected

my dream is to retire in costa rica. i want to have $5mil saved and live off the interest.

That's not Chile

Venezuela and Cuba should stop funding socialism all over south america

It's good that Venezuela is on its knees now. Hope it serves as an example to the entire world but I doubt it will, again...

I'm just going to point out that was the one talking about electing corrupt socialist dictators.

We killed those guaranis good.
It's said that the street of Assuncion (Paraguay capital) were so filled with bodies that jaguars made no qualms in wander the city street to eat the corpses.

>every motorcicle approaching is a potential robbery?
Are you from Rio Claro?

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking retard? you're the one that put dictators here.

Holy fuck I hate burgers so much, can't wait for russia to wipe you out

The only reason South America is one of the most peaceful continents on earth is because it's American policy to not allow overseas powers to invade South America
Be more grateful

>trying to argue with someone that clearly knows nothing about the matter

m8, don't try, he'll lecture you about your history and ignore whatever you say

Shit skins have ZERO gratefulness, surprise!

I wonder how the US would have reacted if Brazil became a superpower with the ambitions of controlling all of SA

To many shitty trees.

>not allow overseas powers to invade South America
it was true a hundred years ago, now who would invade this place?

Colonia is pretty nice. Montevideo is just a very overpopulated city, sorta like Buenos Aires with less commies, but also less shit to see.

>Buenos Aires with less commies

I think Buenos Aires City is the only region that has consistently voted for right wing governments, or at least anti left leaning peronists.
Of course our political spectrum is slightly slanted to the left, but still.

since when PRO is right wing lol

Do you guys have siesta like your fatherland countries where you sleep half the working day?

Only the northern provinces

PRO is only consider right wing here, in europa they will be consider left center

Not real communism, for the most part.

The "viveza criolla" is definitely the worst thing

I was refering to the UCR way back too

The good parts of Buenos Aires, or just go to Patagonia

What are your violent crime rates compared to American nigger filled cities?

Welcome to South fucking America.

I will have to search more but
Briefly

Miami-> Violent crime rate: 1,213.4 crimes per 100K people

City of Buenos Aires > 573 crimes per 10k people

In 2015*

Just remember kids, Argentina has no black people because they genocided their slaves when they were "freed". As I was told by a local... they were free to die.

As for finding girls, go to Columbia. I here Medellin is amazing. It's my bug out destination.

>tfw I went to Hana Matsuri with a qt Japanese girl last sunday
She was the one who invited me, do you guys think she wants the dick? Is it fine to do it if I have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Nice

>shitskins everywhere
>dumb "women"
>brown reggaeton shithole
D-DELET.

Kek sounds like a real white paradise

Technically speaking, also they were used on the war against Paraguay. Same thing with gauchos ( Cowboys mestizos)

well your brazillian, so no one really cares what you do famalamborghini

Colombia has great trannies.