I am proud to be Norwegian

> Equality

> Freedom

> Happiest country on earth

> The best nation on ski

> Most winter olympics medals

> Invented the cheese cutter

> Paper Clip is a Norwegian invention

> The spray box - the first spray box was invented by Erik Rotheim in Oslo, 1926.

> Beautiful Fjords, mountains midnight sun and nothern lights.

> Hundreds of thousands of lakes and they’re really beautiful

> 240,000 islands and a coastline that stretches over 64,000 miles

> Beautiful nature in general

> Wild Reindeer

> polar bears ( On the Svalbard Islands )

> The national drink is Aquavit

> It’s really safe

> Norway donate the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree in London every year in gratitude to the people of London for their assistance during WWII

> In 2008, Norway knighted a penguin

> The Lærdal Tunnel is the world’s longest road tunnel at 15 miles

> Minnesota is the unofficial Norwegian capital of the United States, and more Norwegians live in Minnesota than in any other state

> Norway is the world’s largest exporter of salmon

> Norway is not a formal member of the European Union, having opted out during a referendum in November 1994

> The Norwegians founded Dublin, Ireland, in A.D. 836.d

> Norway is one of the most peaceful countries in the world, ranking 11th out of 162 countries

> Norway was one of the founding nations of the United Nations in 1945, and the first U.N. Secretary-General was Norwegian Foreign Minister, Trygve Lie.

> In January 1993, Norway’s Erling Kagge became the first man to go alone and entirely unaided to the South Pole.

> Norwegians read more than any other population in the world

> Some of the best education universities in the world

> Many breakthrough/research in medical


So fuck you people who says Norway has achieved nothing. Keep hating, jealous people.

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would you mind a slav mixing with aryan norwegian princess? I have blonde hair and blue eyes so thats a plus

I like norway alot

Mate I browse this place way more than any man should and nobody ever shits on you

That's because Americans are too lazy to write "Norwegian"

Burger in fiskland

You people are fucky. You live well, but that is just it, you live well.

Pay is high, but so are costs for everything. In the States, things cost a lot less.

>Rent 12,000 NOK place
6000 NOK in the US for a similar sized city

>Eggs 35 NOK a dozen
7 NOK a dozen

>Beef 350 NOK/kg
160 NOK/kg

You get taxed and squeezed for everything. Oddly phone contracts and internet are one of the few things cheaper. However, I would have the same quality of life in the US if I made half of what I do here.

You guys do realize that your entire economy is due to oil? Also, why do you keep giving away hundreds of millions to shit holes, then raising taxes on locals? Also, why are you all so grumpy when you're anywhere but a bar?

Also, you have ok education. You do provide OK education to all, but its just OK. By US State University standards, its pretty bad.

Stopped reading at freedom.

>90% taxes

Best TV ever!

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>You guys do realize that your entire economy is due to oil?
This is only half true. Fiscal prudence and careful stewardship is as much responsible if not moreso. Norway could've as easily succumbed to Dutch disease (the way we did) as not.

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Yeah, sure...

I meant this

norgay haha

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Does anyone know where he lives? I think he lives a block or so away from me and has short hair now.

>best nation on ski
Excuse me

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Give us the fucking cod.

Been there, amazing country, stunning nature, friendly people.

Godspeed norgebro.

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Wrong, cuck. Norway is a beautiful country, and Norwegians are a beautiful people.

Sweden on the other hand...

That picture was taken on the one day Tromso doesn't have fog or rain or snowing or more fog.

It rarely looks like that, like a handful of days a year, and those Northern Light pictures have super long exposures. Right now its fog and snow, just like it has been for the last week.

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More accurate picture of what is usually looks like.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ur4i9eotsiY
snoreway btfo

What the fuck are you doing?! You aren't supposed to say this shit to foreigners, we don't want them here. Faens idiot

looks so god damn comfy

Season 1-2 was great, then it went full gay for the teenage girls and then now Muslim. Fuck.

Implying Americans know how to spell "Norwegian"

>Live in country where pay is 3 Times higher then most countries
>Everything is also 3 times more expensive
>All foreign holidays are basically cheap AF
You say it like its a bad thing

yeah man, I don't go spouting around about how great DK is ... which is totally isn't, just stay away guys. Denmark and Norway sucks total ass. Nothing ever happens here; it's so boring.

Well, sadly that list is getting shorter and shorter. Thank god we have elections this year.

That is kind of cool. England was super cheap to visit. Maybe I'll go to Thailand next and pick me up a Thai wife next time. Then I can fit in with the Norwegian men.

>Loved Denmark as a kid
>Go there with Danskebåten last year with bros
>So many niggers everywhere
Denmark, why. At least you passed the 50% rule.

>most winter olympics medals
>implying anybody gives a shit about the winter olympics

The only good thing about the winter olympics is hockey and you're shit.

Denmark is full of Russian girls though. Fucked my way through a few of them.

also you must be really insecure to post this

kys

Stfu Australian wannabe

keep it up norway bro.

How did Norway keep their oil funds, how high is tax, and how high are prices on goods / VAT over there?

Stfu, Sheep land is pretty cool. They have Fjords and a cross on their flag too, and they are nearly a mirror of you on the other side of the world. Plus their men like Asian women too.

>mention it's people moving abroad as an acheviment
>not a shit country

gtfo of Norway cunt. You are not welcome.

you are not even close Austria , check winter Olympics gold counts on wikipedia

Our oil funds are managed by jews and our pension fund is in israel

>Sweden that low
hahaha

Too late, ya'll government needed me because your people are not qualified. I am going to continue to bang your women. It is super easy here too, since there are so many betas and the women just become entranced with the average american cavalier attitude.

If it makes you feel better, I am white.

It is funny how passive you people are. I can pretty much do what ever the fuck I want. You guys do not know how to handle conflict, or a strong attitude, you just freeze up.

Norway sucks

Then get out

don't forget this song
youtube.com/watch?v=rbhj54prNkE

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>> The best nation on ski
Nah

Wow, that sure must feel great.

I hope you vote for whatever socialist party you have next year to fuck it all up.

Yah

Iceland > All other nations
You know it
I know it
Everybody knows it

Go back to fucking your cousin.

True

You can like your country but twisting reality is what niggers do

Stop it... its cold and boring
No need to come here

fake, or give a real link, i hope you didnt edit this in paint

No, I didn't you retard
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpiner_Skiweltcup/Ergebnisse#Nation
Do you even look things up before trying to pass them off as truth?

Idiot

I'm going to Iceland in 5 days. I'm gonna drive around with my gf, camp and fuck the shit out of her. Any places we should visit?

Nice cropping skills. I replied to your skiing comment, not to the olympic winter games.

use a real list not a local ski completion, that thing does not even have an English translation

here take this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table

short by winter gold , silver, bronze, total Norway is on top.

Also Mohammed most common name among newborns in Oslo.

Do you realize skiing is different from olympic winter games?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIS_Alpine_Ski_World_Cup

Then stop replying just Alpine. Ski isn't just Alpine stupid faggot.

To be serious here, skiing is much more than on particular alpine competition. You have long distance skiing, short distance skiing, you have slalom, alpine, jumping , you have those small jumps with tricks. The winter Olympics is mostly skiing, but its varied. Its more serous to use total Olympic medals instead of cherry picking one particular like you did.

>just Alpine
You don't even know the FIS world cup, why are you even commenting on skiing? Olympic winter games encompasses snowboarding and old man sports like cross-country, which is what you are good at. "Alpine skiing" just means "downhill skiing", i.e. the only type of skiing there is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpine_skiing

No, the olympic games have no more to do with skiing than with snowboarding. Ski jumping is not skiing. Slalom is part of alpine skiing. "Long distance skiing" i.e. cross country is an old people "sport".

>Most winter olympics medals

Sure. When youre the only one competing

You are brain damaged, retard.

Wow, great norwegian argumentation skills.

we just have to agree to disagree

I'm half Dutch, Half Norwegian(fully white) and I got dual citizenship. I'm planning on moving to Norway in 10 years to start a family. Any good cities to move to that don't have a lot of shitskins and sami?

Norway also has a treasonous government, drove the Agenda 21 for the UN.
Is discouraging their people from having children with constant propaganda, while replacing them with sandniggers and somalians and other "refugees" that never go back home.
Brainwashes children into leftism and globalism from a early age, antiracism is the #1 perogative.
Every year Norway becomes 1% less Norwegian, it's now down to roughly 80%.

It also import poles and other shitty eastern Europeans to do work that the youth in Norway should do, instead the young Norwegian men are placed on welfare and will as such never have a family.
The state is destined to exterminate the Norwegian people by the year 2100.
"Best country" my ass.

Yeah if you want to "disagree" with facts, doing the muslims in your country proud.

>Some of the best universities
>None ranked in top 100 in the world

Still only the second best Scandinavian country

Typisk marxistisk respons fra en rotlos faen.

Oslo is cucked. The rest of Norway is golden.

No, it's really not. It's the same shit everywhere.

Amen til det broder. Jodene er vår store ulykke.

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I can live with that

Kan fortelle deg at selv de byer med gjennomsnittlig storrelse er i ferd med å renne over av innvandrere.

If you don't like Norway, then why the fuck are you here. Left-wing is cancer faggot.

>skam
>great
Heng deg.

Yeah, but your agriculture is not long term sustainable, and your use of antibiotics in the farming industry is rendering them ineffective as medicines. Thanks burgerbros!

> Muh education
No, not really. I'm rather happy I went through education here and not in the US, considering all the bullshit you get in Cheeseburgerstan. Safe spaces on campus, professors lecturing you on politics, hate speech laws?

> Economy due to oil
The US has some of the most fertile soil in the world, large reserves of every type of rare earth and mineral you could ever wish to mine, coal deposits out the asshole, massive oil reserves, and the list just goes on and on. (Oh, and you have fuckhuge rivers to transport everything on so that's cheap too.)
Meanwhile we have oil. We're either forest, tundra or mountain. Mostly mountain. There's almost no arable land. The topography makes transport expensive because roads are expensive to build and maintain. We have land borders to hostile nations (Sweden, Finland. Russia has never actually been belligerent towards us.) and you have... Mexico? Maple Syrupstan?

Your argument falls to tatters if one merely compares Norway to the US.

I'm here because i was born here. I'm here because i have no intention of leaving or the means to do so. Only people who feel no connection to the soil or their people will tell others to "get out" if they disagree with the destructive policies of a beyond corrupt government that is elected by the media and high-finance. oh and fuck you.

>Norway
>population smaller than one average major city

every country with above-W.K economy level can be much better than Norway-tier if they remove all poor regions and retards even without oil money.

No no. We're filthy rich, just like Venezuela, who also had oil.

> Immigrants are assimilating into their host nation
This image does you no credit. If you want to trigger us, use this video:
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No, it's a lost cause. Nowhere is safe. Stay in flatland

Implying the red government wasn't corrupt. please.

Norway supposedly this ultra rich mega happy nation that has everything sorted out, yet have to take gigantic loans and put up tollbooths to finance any new infrastructure. Best nation on earth my ass.