longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class gaming entertainment
> world class animation
> no immigration problems
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums

Can you say the same about YOUR country?

>> beer cost $2
Here a beer is 1$. H-heh got you there nip. Serbia b-b-best c-country.

I can say my country is happiest in the world, but i don't know if that counts for anything.

You forget it was our nukes that mutated you in this way.

Is this an argument for homogeneous societies? I think so.

The second nuke only made you stronger

That sounds so fucking good.

Axis stronk

7/11 brand beer is actually close to 1.50 for 500 ml

Wow cool but you also have fat otaku's, high suicidal rate and small pee pee's. Also some of you actually think that people in poland drink spirytus, so you also try to drink that.

But please send anime gf

So nuclear war is a good thing?!

wtf i love trump now

yes japan you are ok
no need to gloat
now u need an army to make sure u dont get colonised like every european nation
once they're done with us they come for u
(Oy vey)

> produces the single biggest cancer ever known to mankind - anime

>Can you say the same about YOUR country?
No, I really can't.

We don't have triple nuclear meltdowns.

>no military capability because they fucked with Uncle Sam and lost

sucking off USA for the past decades while relaxing would do that

dont worry tho when ww3 kicks off your on ur own

we will see how you deal with china

You have more corruption per capita than the US, IMO. That's why your crime rates are so low.

Wait you're unironically discrediting Japans succeses with anime?

Of course not. It's been very successful at breeding beta males and spreading degeneracy.

Let's be honest - they just don't have niggers.

...

>slanted eyes
negates all the other things

Too bad you don't make babies anymore.

>what are antipsychotics
>what are antidepressants
in japan, the weak and poorly adapted generally remove themselves from the gene pool
doesn't get any better than that, user

Thats why they have robots.

Hey Suzuki, you forget
>small condoms

i just want to say that it broke my heart when i went to JP on my honeymoon
my wife and i noted almost immediately that random robot-prepared food was better and seemed better for you than shit you'd get at any given restaurant in the US where a dinner for two is $75 or less
>tfw i bought a case of hand towelletes upon returning to the US
>tfw we bought a $2500 toilet upon returning to the US

>No immigration problems
You can check that one off, Nip. You've already begun importing Syrian "refugees" as diversity hires...

specifically, i was referring to cheap food at 7-11
>random robot-prepared food

interestingly, indians are also disproportionately represented as employees at convenience stores
never quite understood that
>quik-e mart heroes in whichever country they end up

>Rapidly aging population
>decreasing workforce
>People refuse to breed
>Debt everywhere

>best nukes and earthquakes

>6 accepted in 2015
>27 accepted in 2016
WATCH OUT, GOYS
t. gene suicide

>robots everywhere
how about you visit JP and tell us that it's a nation in decline, georgia
p.s. how does putin's dick taste

>He doesn't know it's expected to increase exponentially
>Downplaying
Oy vey. It checks out. Nothing to worry about, sadly. So sleepy. I'm going to bed. Good night.

>b-but japan has no crime!!
groping is extremely common and sex workers are literally everywhere if you go outside in tokyo past 9pm

>tfw I love the country but not autistic enough to learn the language enough to live there

>No heating

Well they work don't they? Not knocking Japan btw, it's pretty great.

> no immigration problems
Japan is awesome. The only problem is that "no immigration problem" means I can't move there even if I learn the language. But at least they won't be overran by the sandniggers.