ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

I WENT TO GET GAS AND THE LOCAL MILITARY BASE IS TAKING ALL THE FUEL

ITS REALLY HAPPENING OH FUCK

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Is this really Sup Forums?

Fucking gas yourselves, all of you.

>ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

if this was the case I wouldn't reading on the fucking internet about it.

You'd get server timeout too

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Guys, I'm technically on leave but I heard 'to arms' play over the bugle system. Should I report back?

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You dick, the military have their own tankers, them 2 are topping up on the way to base.

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dont worry sweetie ill reply to you :)

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Do it faggot

Shoot everyone who looks or sounds russian, korean or chinese just to be on the safe side.

Syrians too.

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Those are 88M doing live driving exercises nothing is happening
t. 88m in the army

And blacks. You know, since you're at it anyway...

Y...you too

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Looks like some reservists went to Subway for lunch and had to top off or the motorpool sgt. will get pissy

There's a sub base near where I live, I saw two military helicopters fly over my school yesterday and today there was an Airforce plane of some sort

GUYS AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER JUST PULLED IN TO MY DRIVEWAY

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You realize convoies do have to fill up?
Then wouldnt go to a fucking gas station if they were taking huge amounts of fuel.
They would call an oil company that has million gallon tanks.

>gas yourselves
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tits

lol even muslims use wheels on their vehicles

WW3 confirmed

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not the gas

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You want me to do thi-
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Really? You want another? That's so... DISGUSTING... But, OK... If you say so...
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WAIT WAHT??? YOU WANT MORRE!?? You're insane!
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Wow, that was chunky... Well, I hope you're happy user. I'm empty now.
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Teehee~

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Can we get more qt3.14s doing vocaroos of these pastas?

$2.55
Oh fuck that's fucking cheap
>Tfw California just raised the tax on gas yet again

this is user, i'm sick of this too
fucking shills better prepare for thi-
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agreed user

kek'd audibly

Some of you people are weird, but that's alright