Brit/pol/ comfy ride through the country edition

Today’s Articles

>Doctors withdraw life support for baby
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39568388

>Blast hits german football bus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39571776

>G7 fails to reach resolution over Syria
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39565700

>Brexit to trigger UK farm policy overhaul and EU funding gap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Sky Views: Am I allowed to be bored by Brexit?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Pro-Brexit group unveils plan to cut net migration to 50,000 a year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>What threat do the Liberal Democrats pose to the Conservatives?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Libor: Bank of England implicated in secret recording
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Tory election spending: MP admitted to police some claims were wrong
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Hitchens: What I said about Syria in June 2012
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

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If it wasn't for the channel, would the UK be in the same situation as France and Germany in terms of migrant/refugee (muslim) crisis?

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mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-mps-hilarious-real-life-alan-5994430

Reminder that Little Britian was a real show on the BBC in the 00's

Just think about that for a moment.

youtube.com/watch?v=INj6HPuKJnk

Who are those skanky carpet munchers?

Brilliant.

There's this one as well
youtube.com/watch?v=DB1iW-6TmNo

Should I do an MSc. in Applied Mathematics, lads? Thinking about Edinburgh.

I have a giant CV gap - over a year - but this would help bridge it skillwise, I think. Won't have to pay fees thanks to Mummy Haggis' new postgrad loan policy and it's only ten months. Thoughts?

How does it make you feel, kstew poster?

Reminder that North Korea are the good guys and any attempt to breach the sovereignty of the blissful Juche republic will be met with infinite force in response.

All American troops must stand down immediately.

The German government literally has to take out a loan from the Central Bank for every refugee entering Germany for them to pay their rent/bills/food etc.

Which is obviously fantastic for the kike bankers facilitating the whole thing.

Kaya > KStew

Was it autism?

I like it very much, I can imagine her skin, the feel and smell

What you looking to do after?

Why didn't we kill more Irish when we had the chance? They're so obnoxious

france's problems isnt becuase of the migrant crisis. They took in less refugees than us.
The problems is paris suburbs have the same problem of american black ghettos but with islam pouring gasoline on the fire

Remember to vote Yes in indyref 2 you English cunt

Come Fly With Me was 2011. Would it still be allowed?

we had to leave some to tell our descendants the story.

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What to watch now that Only Connect is over?

Got any comfy S T A R K E Y S lads?

Enjoy your putrid whore

>gasoline

Nigger or paki?

>Tfw my sister voted yes last time
>She's not even Scottish, literally got a vote because she went to Uni there and has already left

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Haven't decided but something like the Computational Applied Maths MSc. would open lots of doors, surely: data science, bioinformatics, quant stuff in finance, even a PhD somewhere down the line maybe. My BSc.is in physics.

>giant cv gap
>only 1 year
Ha, you are like little baby.

Exactly. It's pronounced guzzolene.

Post more "you are like a little baby" memes. I

If you want to get into finance, LSE, UCL, Warwick, Durham are the places to go for Masters

Do they accept 2:2 on masters?

will islamists attack premier league teams next? normies wont like their heroes getting exploded...

>having a Desmond

Not usually, no. 2:1 minimum, certainly for the Russell Group unis.

Yeah but being a Jock cunt, I'd have to pay for those.

And Masters at LSE are like 25 grand.

Doubt it.

Vardy would smash the shit out of any terrorist.

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But there does it gor?

>go to one of those unis
>get quant job at investment bank/private equity firm/hedge fund
>????
>(literal) PROFIT

maybe, just maybe that's a little bit racist

>that tart off Skins
>not also a putrid whore

Spicer is like America's answer to ken Livingstone

>walking through the sahara
Doubt.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=CwnuXJQ6wQE
>Spice epidemic
You ok there Britain?
I mean shits sucks here pretty hard but we haven't seen a spice epidemic so far, so what gives?

do you even oyster card bro

>normies wont like their heroes getting exploded
>heroes
Overpaid useless niggers, more like. Do you remember when England last won a major trophy with a team that contained one or more niggers?

She's pure IRL

Kek Desmond wants to do a masters.

Stick to crayons lad.

He's great.

Girlfriend just dumped me and said for the last two weeks she only felt like she loved me when she was high.

Fucking hell lads

DUDE WEEDED

Kek. Sounds like you were well shot lad. Come join us neets in the brit/pol cave. We have comfy memes of Alex Jones and occasionally some STARKEYS.

fuck that whore

not your worth emotions or time. you're better off without her

discord.gg/58jMw2U

brit/pol/ discord

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks mate

Someone may be about to show us what Tim Farron's wife would look like as a woman

As weed is so expensive people buy shitty drugs like spice instead, and you can see the consequences.

Top kek

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One of those cunts, I abstained since i'm from NI

Fucking media trying to twist this shit into a comment about Jews

>Someone may be about to show us what Tim Farron's wife would look like as a woman
Nah, I'll just show you what a tripfag is instead.

>tfw had an NI m8 in work say he wasn't gonna vote because it's not really his business if Scotland goes independent

Good lads

her name was kitty, six months down the drain

Give out free homes to immigrants and leave our people in the streets

Wow, if I were having a go on that I would be the one asking "is it in yet"

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>As weed is so expensive
I thought western Europe had better and cheaper weed, here even highschoolers with lunch money can get a fair amount, you can buy spice as well but I haven't heard anyone actually doing it

that better not be you on the left

Worst thing was the fact that my sisters Scottish friend voted No. I would have been livid.

just say i only ever loved you when i was fucking drunk you dirty whore.

Troll post. Prove that's you with a pic of you and Sup Forums and today's date

£10 for at most 1 gram

arent you guys muslims?
i thought you were hard on drugs?

yeah m8 fuck that wench, she's a basic bitch. wears far too much makeup, that's the least of her problems as well

oh fuck not you again
>I remember the "Ide fuck you if you were my daughter" shitfest you started

Sooner buy a pack of Marlboro.

>Eat ma suppers, ya wee radge - wan haggis, wan fish. Git yer coupon in there and sook thum.

FUCKIN' 'ELL JACK YOU'RE JOKING?

This is a typical benefits scrounger in Scotland. The SNP promised la-la-land utopia where everything is free and no big-bad Tory bogeymen can destroy their dreams. They now want to kill not only Great Britain but Scotland too because of their bigoted stupidity.

>t. Scot who is also British

3 pounds for 0.8g here
Bosnia is 50%/50% religion wise but both populations are culturally the same as the whole eastern/central europe, tho there are some rural areas which I reckon are uninhabitable by european standards

Been writing a bit of stand up based on break ups. Just do what everyone does after a break up and wank it out. Listen mate you've been an England grab all your life. Disappointment and depression isn't new to you. Since 1966 every lad over 13 has been through crippling depression for about a week every 4 years. Then the olympics comes on and we just masturbate all our depression away

>Giant CV Gap
>over a year

>My CV Gap is over 8 years

How prejudiced is the NHS? on BBC 2 poor fat people getting discriminated against

>"Ide fuck you if you were my daughter" shitfest you started

redpill me on this

Wheres the
>WW£3
Poster?

Jahans?

>mixing weeg and bro patter the gether m8

What sort of English wank are yi?

>tfw biggest gap on my current CV is 0 months

jelly?

She looks like a really lazy player created character in Oblivion.

>her name was kitty
Probably because she has a bump on her nose for every life lost. I counted four.

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gotta have use an imgur link, files too fucking big for this board

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>uk farm policy
>funding gap

I don;t get this viewpoint, we gave far more than we received. Not having to pay the EU allows us to subsidies our own farming, we could also spur modernisation at the same time.

They deserve it.

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Technology has gone too far

>fat people getting discriminated against

Because they're a waste of time. Barely any of them bother to lose weight and just hope the doctor can fix them. They just take up time for people with actual problems