>be 27 yr old virgin
>not even that unattractive
Holy fuck, I don't care how the sex happens at this point. Prostitution, cheating, normal dating, it's all fair game.
I better look down and find a pussy attached to my cock very fucking soon.
I don't care about any of this "you're a degenerate" garbage. I'm not going to turn 28 without losing my virginity.
Go get drunk at a party women are huge sluts when drunk
Just do it, faggot. We don't give a shit.
Sage.
>31 year old virgin
>Don't even want to have sex
I literally don't see the appeal, I could just fap and be done with it, instead of wasting my time and money on trying to get some girl to have sex with me
Be patient. Your powers will start to manifest soon enough.
Kill yourself. People like you are the reason our women are fleeing for niggers.
...
I made out with a girl a few times. We broke up and now I'm on day 106 of nofap just for the mere hope it might motivate me enough to simply feel a woman's lips on mine again. Sex would just be beyond amazing I'm assuming.
why are you so desperate faggot? banging some slut wont change anything in your life, just make you a degenerate.
>25
>good looking
>well payed job
>good friends, quite an amount of female ones
All of females I know are in relationships by now, some even married. I don't go out often anyway. Not sad anyway, never was into it in the first place. Don't even fap, I think I'm just good without it.
Funnily everyone at my job thinks I have a gf for some reason.
>tl;dr: the older you get the harder is it to find a partner
>day 106 of nofap
Even fapping would be beyond amazing for you
touche, haven't done it once in 2017, pretty proud
Just
Ask a girl that you like if you can come ova
Then when you get in bed say:
"Do you want to fuck??"
Works
It's 2017
You're not cool unless you're a virgin
Things are slowly swinging back towards traditionalism but it's not going to happen over night
And it's really not going to happen if we all just give up and say, "Sure! I'll marry a whore!"
NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND
After you do it for the first time, you will spend the next year wondering what the fuck you were so worried about. Unless you are banging a chick you genuinely love, sex is terribly overrated and usually not that great because the chemistry is awful.
Chin up user. I promise you, you arent missing out on much.
>save up
>fly to amsterdam
>fuck whore
>tell people you went for the pot
no one has to know you lost it at age 27
23 year . We gonna die alone , i accepted my faith already , feel better when you accept it , trust me .
this
tell them you broke up
some one will throw a girl your way
closet faggot
> Get tinder.
> Have 4-5 reasonable headshots.
> Acquire matches.
> Make conversations.
> Arrange a date.
> Have own place.
> Ask girl back to place if it feels right (mightn't be the first date).
It's that simple.
21 year old virgin here.
I plan on Chading up and slaying for a couple years then forming a family and getting serious about life.
If i have to be honest i could have lost my virginity a long time ago , it's not that i lack confidence it's just that i don't really want to have any human interaction with other people for the most part.
Anyways , good luck m8.
>being a virgin after 20
>a bad thing if you're not ugly as sin
23 and a virgin here. Not into whores and STDs, that makes you a loser according to the kikes who run the media.
This. I had sex, the bitch turned out to be a whore, cheated on me. I then had a GF that while she didn't cheat on me, I really lost interest after 6 months. I'm not gonna like, grabbing ass and boobs are AWESOME, but sex itself is literally just a more tiresome wank. That's it. Literally. I died a little bit when I realized how overstimated it was.
Shut the fuck up and go get you some pussy.
Why do i actually believe you?
Dude. Just talk to a girl. When she smiles coyly lean in to kiss her. Go 80% of the way and let her decide she wants it, her body language will tell you when she has, then kiss her. Start touching her body and warming her up to the idea of letting you have your way with her. In short order you'll be balls deep in that bimbo.
I don't understand why people can't just be contempt being alone.
Why do you NEED somebody in your life, what's wrong with being by yourself, alone?
You can't have your cake and eat it too, user.
depending on country its all hookers or girls looking for serious relationships
I am very contempt being alone.
>these are the sort of humans on Sup Forums who won't settle for less than virgin wives
caring about sex is so pathetic
31, /fit/ as hell, nice car, nice apt, stem degree with decent job. I've been lifting for 12 years and just wanted to share having been fit and getting bigger and leaner won't change a damn thing if you're just rotating between the gym, home work, grocery store and vidya. That's been the repeat cycle my entire adult life and the severe ADHD and awkward social interactions will kill your confidence if you let them. It's probably rather easy to get someone to spend time with you, but it feels like too much effort most days so I no longer bother. I've decided to go this journey alone for the reason if my life.
Im only 18 and I'm just getting a hooker so I dont cum straight away with some girl at uni
Anyone know how to find them?
Ask a straight white male who isn't a virgin anything
Prostitute dude.Just do it.
Watch me.
praise
>mfw i lost it at 13
what the fuck are you doing
all you have to do is not be an autist, be tall and muscular
THE JEWS ARE THE REASON WHY MY DICK ISNT WET
WHEN DO YOU GAS THOSE COCKBLOCKERS
i'm gonna be a wizard in about 2.5 years with almost total certainty. can i get a /basicgesalt/? will i finally forget about my high school oneitis?
Check em!
The Lord is not happy!
>says the virgin
You are what I hope to achieve. The bod of a god, but autism incarnate.
>will i finally forget about my high school oneitis?
you will be able to mind-slave her into loving you with your magic you dummy.
Stop jerking it 24/7 that would be a good first step
> foxandthegrapes.jpg
Masturbation is keeping me a virgin. I just like to lay down and stroke my dick, I don't want to make a full body exercise out of it. Would be rude to let the woman do all the work, too. But it's also harder to control her, I imagine? I'm the one who knows when I'm about to cum, not her.
how is it oneitis if you didnt even bang her
i dont even
Head is where its at man feels so much better than a hand
I have xx chromosomes so it's alright.
Broadband porn -especially on mobile devices - was a mistake
white genocide exists in the form of self infliction
No its because niggers know how to get shit done and will knock out a white guy while most white guys will stand there like beta cucks. Mystery fucking solved.
I love you right now.
Tough to find one, but sage advice.
OH NO NOT DEGENERACY. I'm starting to not give a fuck dude.
Because everything I've learned in life so far is you fight for something and then you get it. That's it.
Unfortunately the bad news is you don't go out and make up conversations with people even if you could give a fuck about any of the stupid problems they're dealing with then you don't get anything.
I think I'm starting to understand the harshness of life and how evil and good is a false dilemma.
Time to start lying to women.
The Lord can suck my cock.
>Stop jerking it 24/7 that would be a good first step
>hey you know the one thing women use constantly to get what they want, the male libido?
>well go ahead and supercharge it for her
dumbfuck.
Lift a few weights, stand up straighter, and don't care about womyn user. They'll come once you stop putting pussy on a pedestal.
>If you can't get something then decide you don't want it all
That's sour grapes
>If you never wanted it at all
How is that sour grapes?
Perhaps. Even if I do get a gf and we bang, I'm never having kids.
You literally described my life... Work - Study - Gym - Sleep ...I have been repeating this cycle for 3 years now just adding gf time here and there... Im 23 and Ive been alone for the past 3 months... Im starting to worry
Are all your women friends dating/married to niggers/Arabs?
Being social is a damn skill and you are late to the game that everybody has been playing their whole lives. It's one of the most important games in the world today because of how much you stand to gain from other people. Favors from friends, a wife and kids, promotions, etc.
So like when a man decides to join the military or fight Apollo Creed, you must also embark upon a training lifestyle that will incrementally increase your experience, knowledge, and skill in being social with both potential mates and beneficiaries. Good luck. You're gonna need it.
>virgin
>Dick doesn't work anyway for all my life
Tell me why should I care
WiN
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Lmaoing at your life healthy people
i think she's like 1500+ miles away and is possibly ruining her super aryan heritage with some vaguely shitskin looking faggot, not sure how that's gonna go
i don't understand how you don't understand
I would also mention I've been an internet porn addict since I was 13. I'm currently on day 8 of Noporn/Nofap and it's possible that my brain may unfuck itself to the point where I actually want to pursue women. Time will tell..
Checked. Christ wants us to live our ideals.
I've banged two chicks on tinder. First time was an old acquaintance. Second time it was a tourist visiting my city so took a gamble that she was going to be a bit more carefree.
There's no 5d chess involved, literally arrange a date and act normal for a few hours and see what happens. It's key to have your own place though which is not something I have currently. (Girls don't like to seem like sluts bringing random guys back and if you own the place you can make the suggestion to go and 'hang out', 'have a drink' at your place).
Posts like OP's are always kinda iffy to me, I have a haerd time believing them.
No one is a virgin at 27 today. Shit, no one is a virgin at 20 today
I have none.
This or pay a professional, I lost my virginity to a hooker and although I admit it didn't sit well with me for a while, once I actually got it on my own I got over it
Seriously, look up escorts if you really want to lose it ya son of a bitch
Prostitution is easily available they are just called "le escorts" but giving money to a nasty whore is doshonorable. If you had higher testosterone we could form a rape gang and white jihad all up and down the block. Wanna form Pater Familias in the coming collapse after Trump gets assassinated or are you going to let this kike website sissify you before that? Remember, it's jailbait or death.
you change position, tell her to stop or slow her down with your big muscley arms. usually you are doing the pumping anyway because you are the guy and YOU are fucking HER. i do like girl on top tho. after you cum the first time in her, just chill for a bit and go again. 30-45 minutes with about 8-16 different positions every 2-3 days is a good time.
w8 for the summer, it's the fuck season
1) Stop watching porn/masturbating
2) Get a job if you don't already have one
3) Improve your appearance through both style and fitness
It won't happen overnight, but if you faithfully followed the above steps, you will feel more compelled to be social and have dramatically increased confidence. From this point it's a matter of time before you meet a woman interested in you.
Also, your goal should be to get married, then laid. But that's another topic for another time.
21 yr old virgin here. I must have some psychological problems cuz I'm afraid to bang a chick. Id rather fap than put in all the effort and have it go terribly
Gender is just a social construct and men, as we do everything else, make the best women. Either trap out or fuk traps. If you go gay, no matter how annoying, stupid, stanky, obese, poz or ghastly you are, something will fuk you.
Not me, but something.
Also this is not a Sup Forums thread. If you don't know where things go, no surprise you aren't poling holes.
Give up and steer into the dick.
You're virgin for a reason. Women are shit. You're bound to get emotionally attached and get wrecked. Buy yourself one of those high-tech jap dolls instead.
You'll get a lot of attention from women and even some getting annoyed that you don't reciprocate, especially if you have the facial structure to match.
I think I'm extremely hard on myself and probably fit in and have no practical reason to hate mys of like this. Long term living with dysthymia and severe ADHD will do that to a guy.
>i think she's like 1500+ miles away and is possibly ruining her super aryan heritage with some vaguely shitskin looking faggot, not sure how that's gonna go
then just specialize in chronology.
geez user you haven't prepared for your wizard life at all.
stop being autistic, get some non-autistic friends, go to a bar or a party drunk and get laid.
Oh, so basically white men have become feminized 29 year old virgins that whine about their predicament on the internet instead of sorting themselves out?
Thanks for your wise insight, ya cuntless cunt.
I'm 31 and a virgin.
What's so hard to believe about that?
>I don't know how to use tinder
>Christ wants us to live our ideals.
Good. I'm an SJW.
>30 year old virgin
>attractive, intelligent, skilled
>Thank god I always had high expectations which kept me from having sex with low quality women
>after 28 I started seeing women for what they are
At some point I'll mentally enslave a young one to be my baby maker. I literally have no interest in keeping one for a """relationship""" or pleasure at this point.
Women are literally worse than dogs. At least dogs instinctively feel compelled to be loyal to their master.
Dude even the africans went feminized
they made goddamn eunuchs
cut their balls off lol
Why do mods allow these threads
>mfw you honestly think that
>implying virgin women who arent married by 20 dont have Sup Forums level issues
He doesn't even have a girl that can manipulate him to do anything you idiot. Thats the point of this entire fucking thread
*faggot
ftfy
It's not that big of a deal. It's not going to change your life or anything itself.
You changing your life will change your sex life, not the other way around.
Thanks im im 27 year old virgin just like op. This info has inspired me to embark on a strict training regime.
I've considered that but then I'd have to lie to any future gfs about how I lost my virginity
seems like a ploy for attention when getting laid is so easy. kind of the opposite of "i've banged 200 chicks, brah" but with the same intent
Politically incorrect not politics, you dumb bitch(ez).
nice man, that is a real accomplishment, my nofap journey will be starting soon, wish me luck
Dude, how did this happen to you? I mean, have you at least gotten a blow job?
Go to Indys.com and find yourself a high-class escort who will be cool about your being a virgin. Most probably would be. I dunno man, you need to get laid and start getting some self-confidence women can pick up on before you wilt.
>tfw i am autistic tall and ultra skinny
no he just hasn't walked 5 feet yet.
whores are a dime a dozen, your mom and 11 of her friends taught me that.