Nearly entirely white community

>Nearly entirely white community
>Extremely low crime rates
>Submissive, loyal wives
>Patriarchal society
>Knowing your children will never be a minority in their own community
>No drinking, drugs, or other forms of degeneracy
>Lack of contact with outside world and (((mass media))) means your community will never be poisoned by (((them)))

Why haven't you become Amish yet, Sup Forums?

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>Why haven't you become Amish yet, Sup Forums?

quakers are more red pilled

Aren't quakers like hippies? Explain.

The niggers will kill and rape them once the US is 10% white

Look at South Africa if you want to see our future

I seriously think about this all the time...

i'm not your google faggot

>Nearly

No. They're all white. Without exception.

>Let's advertise all these tiny vestigial white holdouts on a board teeming with desperate shitskins
Genius

>now on the 8th generation of inbreeding

is it even possible to join the amish?

>No drinking, drugs, or other forms of degeneracy
>Not a meme

Amish are based af

Used to go on field trips to see them during Catholic school. Theyre too pure for us.

amish have low IQ.

where do i sign up?

No they don't, Amish build houses roads, etc..

They do have it right, but I don't know if I would want to live in their community. I like my gadgets and cars too much. You can accomplish much of the same things by moving to a white rural area.

The amish actually have a drug and gang problem. It happens during rumspringa when 16 years olds are encouraged to go out to our world for a few years to see how bad it is. They've also been raided by the Feds for their incestuous rape epidemic.

I married into a traditional mennonite family, a sect that has close ties to the Amish.

I still spend part of the year living on the farmstead with my wife's people.

A lot of it is honestly like a fucking utopia. They live well.
However, it is hilarious that Stormfags and Sup Forumsacks idolize them so much.

The Amish hate the alt-right and national socialists more than you can possibly imagine.

Im all for incest. Where do I sign?

If they'd loosen up their stance on drugs, booze, and internet I might.

Quakers shake and tremble.
Hilarious.

I'd join tomorrow if it wasn't for the religious crap. God didn't put this food on the table I did, busting my arse in a field all day.

Varg is starting a pagan version and im going to join

Holy shit she has giant bear hands. Wtf?

Go back to work, Trump.

Guns, weed, alcohol, internet, secular.
If their cool with that I'll join right up.

No internet

This girl looks just like my qt Mormon gf.

How many babies should I give her?

>Rumspringa sluts
no thanks

Quakers are faggots

I bet they're excellent for performing handjobs.

>you will never be milked by an innocent Amish girl discovering sex for the first time

>roads
into the trash they go
>ancapball.jpeg

BRB, becoming Amish.
I'll resume posting when I get my PC running on kerosene.

Also, actual Amish women are very disgusting. They do not have beauty products and spend all day out in the sun doing hard labor and other things so they appear like they're 40 at the age of 18. Also I don't think they shave, and they kind of smell. Also I'm pretty sure city dudes come and pick up the few hot ones at night when the other Amish are in bed, take them out, and bang them and bring them home in the morning.

t. Guy who does a lot of work in Amish country.

ok it's not low, it's just mediocre. like 100. They're dumb white people, basically. Less evolved.

that's like literally the list of things they're not cool with. You stupid ass.

>Exercise makes you age faster
>This is what amerifats actually believe

Because I don't live anywhere near the Amish, among other reasons.

I could get into hairy, sweaty, and smelly Amish pussy.

Im not white

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pic related

This is the kind of life we now live in.

>standing outside in the sun 10 hours a day since childbirth without sunscreen does not age the skin

t. American education

>nigger stumbles upon you wife with her family in community
>rapes her and your daughters
>no one did anything because killing is bad

>went to quaker school for 12 years

Um Quakers are the most bluepilled SJW libtards on the planet. They're literally all social justice activists.

>implying amish aren't armed to the fucking teeth.

Believe it or not, I actually encountered some Amish folk in the city about a year back and they were NOT as attractive as what you'd hope. Some appeared to be a bit rude as well.

They reject violence, even for self-defense.

The Amish don't use the internet, so the real question, why OP is not an Amish? OP is like Trump: lying all the time. Spicer "Hitler did not gas his own people" yes he gas many Germans, Trump and his aide and Fox News are propaganda machine for stupid voter racist fascist Nazi American. American live in a racist, nationalist bubble just the German before their defeats.

When a man's daughter is getting raped, do you really think he's going to disregard his hunting rifle as a viable option? People tend to drop their fee-fees and get real when the shit hits the fan.

Because you're an outsider.

Also

>Intentionally living in the 1800's
>Not being retarded

pick one

Genuinely thought about it the other day.

If you're going to be a shill, at least be fucking coherent.

yes, but you have to give up the computer & Sup Forums

Will he let a humble American join

Because we had / have to defend ourselves from (((them)))

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