El Chapo's trial hearing is coming up, let's write him a nice letter one word at a time to lift his spirits,
Dearest..
El Chapo's trial hearing is coming up, let's write him a nice letter one word at a time to lift his spirits,
Dearest..
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get castrated
New York City is a Sanctuary City
Mayor El Chapo 2018
defenestrate
Troglodyte
do these ever actually get put into letters
mister
better him than Shillary tbqhfamalam
adios subhuman faget
beaner assjizz galore creamshit
they are know cartels in belize
"This shit dont last for life"
Ill say it with attitude
chopping
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ball-sweat
Seriously? What do they traffic?
what is that?
>Alabama, Friday Night.
>Trump has packed the stadium.
>Live on Fox, MSNBC, CNN
>Trump struts to the podium like a badass motherfucker
>Crowd goes fucking insane
>Suddenly, El Chapo himself jumps on stage with a chrome covered Desert Eagle
>El chapo, holding the gun cocked to it's side, empties his extended magazine in Trumps direction.
>Matrix.exe
>Trump reflexively pulls a full Neo and dodges every single round in slow motion
>Recovers his stance
>Reaches into the custom-sewed concealed holster in his Alexander Amosu $100,000 suit.
>Brandishes an American made gold plated Colt 1911, modified to shoot 3 round bursts.
>El Chapo, now defenseless and incredulous, begins visibly shaking on stage. The crowd notices the piss stain on his pants as he urinates himself in fear
>Camera crews zoom in in glorious 1080p HD
>Pointing the gun at his attempted assailant, a small smirk appears on Donald's face
>"El Chapo, You're fired."
>The deafening sound of BAP-BAP-BAP tears through the air
>Miraculously, Trump manages to hit El Chapo in his heart, his left lung, and his fore-head
>That last few synapses in Chapo's brain fire, causing his now-corpse, still standing, to spasm a bit before quickly crumpling into a bloody husk on stage
>The crowd is initially speech less. And then in the blink of an eye becomes delirious with raucous cheering
>Women are fainting, men are frothing at the mouth
>Trump becomes God-Emporer of mankind live on stage
>New Trumpire founded
>Term limits removed
>In a decade, America has already Annexed almost the entirety of the Western Hemisphere
>Our Imperial Lunar Outpost is already growing it's second season of crops
>NASA already prepping for first Mars colonization voyage
>My eventual children ask me how 2016 was
>Mention Trump
>Still very young so he asks me "Daddy, what did Mr.Trump do?"
>I look down at him, a tear in my eye.
>"He made America great again."
>on forbes billionaires list
>still wear a stained wife beater like a typical wet back
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manlet
Pic looks fukken shooped