Say something nice about kansas

say something nice about kansas

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It's quite central.

god likes to finger it

I got nothing. They're a caricature of a bible thumping conservative government and education system

It's name is easy to remember because of The Wizard of Oz.

The north east corner isn't an abomination.

It isnt completley shit.

It gets regular happenings in the form of tornados

You have a football team

Oh wait that's Missouri
Get fucked

nice band
but a single album wonder
such a shame

Close to Colorado

The people seem quite nice in general.

It's not california

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNN

They're American. That's pretty damn good

>tfw kansan
>tfw want to move to colorado to get better access to ski mountains
>tfw job is bretty good and the cost of living is low

fuuuuk

We have decent gun laws, hunting is good.

You have many walnut creeks and all of them are special

Lots of farms. Useful.

You make a good quarantine zone.

t. Missouri

only place that worth moving to there is boulder we are not city people no
thats Oklahoma
both teams are shite
they are majority Anglo and German descended settlers, real salt of the earth people
not yet
only thing brownback isnt a cuck on
yes we feed the country
Lawernce and jackson county are in need of chemical weapons

It is easy to move out of

They have at least one amusing city name.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal,_Kansas

its also easy for east coast yankees and Californians to colonize

but boulder is expensive as fuck. i just want a decent EE job where it's not just paperwork all day.

>both teams are shite
The Lambs went back to L.A. m8. Just the Chiefs now.

funnily enough that town is 60 percent spic

i thought you were talking about KU and MU, my bad. Chiefs are doomed to win 11 games and then be one and done in the playoffs thanks
to kool aid man
Boise,Idaho might be more your speed

Idaho? I've been in wichita for 25 years, don't think Idaho would do what I want.

They have.... interesting tourist attractions.

Kansas produced the highly underrated band Kansas.
youtube.com/watch?v=3wzFCEjdMZc

Also why the fuck is Kansas covered in pie charts

Ive heard that STEM people are in high demand there and its still Kansas esque
Texas aint got shit on us

>Also why the fuck is Kansas covered in pie charts
Because they have center pivot irrigation systems. western kansas is a fucking desert which will soon be a dead zone when the aquifer runs out.

>spics and indians die along with it
VERY nice

We're not in it anymore

What do u mean? creeks covered in wall nut trees?

but im still living here

Something Nice about Kansas:
THANK GOD I DON'T LIVE THERE!

Tornados are beautiful.

Someday I hope to visit Smallville Kansas. Don't worry, I know Clark Kent isn't real, but It would be cool to see the town nonetheless.

You guys have nice tornados...

But really my friend lives there he bought a 5000ft house with a pool for only $300,000. Thinking of moving from Portland to join him

I am happy that my ex lives there! :D
Suffer there you will.

atleast they produce good bison meat

well played

I still remember when joplin happened i was in the 6th grade, we were all packed into the gym basement and everyone was crying and loosing thier shit thinking the tornado was gonna hit us while i was just laughing and busting balls with my friends

please do not we already have enough west coast faggots
it is better to live here than 80% of the country IMO

Thats all white buddy...spics and indians are too the east and don't farm

Idaho > Kansas. At least Idaho has fucking great outdoors... Snake River canyon for example

Fine Nebraska is better anyway

Kansas is 4 faggots.

No niggers

>dodge city
>garden city
>too far east
uhhh what?

literally all out spics live in the west of the state, where it was part of the former Mexican empire
Omaha is the Portland of the midwest im sure you'll fit in fine
Cant argue that
All in Jackson County

Fuck off Methzou. We at least have concealed carry, almost no blacks, and we keep our SJW's confined to Lawrence. I bet those protests in Columbia were fun.

I saw 4 of them last time i went shopping.

it's not arkansas

The laffer curve has destroyed Kansas. Prove me wrong, you can't

Haven't started a civil war since 1856

>tfw went from platt county in missouri to Johnson county
fucking pedantic cunts the lot of you

Carry on my wayward son.

They just BTFO the Democrats. That's a plus.

The 'sas' in Kansas is pronounced. Fuck Arkansas.

there is peace when you are done

It's the second best state that starts with K.

looks alri

the guy who won was a neocon who is a koch brothers crony unfortunately
gib English rose gf

Where you live OP? Only places I've been in Kansas are Hiawatha (comfy city in NE corner) and Kansas city which was full of niggers.

Leawood and Overland Park are Beautiful anglo havens

Overland Park desu. Its the Beverly hills of the Midwest and what said

Lots of white people

The only niggers here in Leawood clean the bathroom at starbucks and take out trash at Dean and Deluca. they know their place

How often do you see nigs and spics? Kansas city was full of them when I visited, almost stl tier.

All local CLOs are required by law to sign atf forms for getting machine guns and suppressors so its kinda nice if your into guns.

Its clean

To many hills, seriously wtf

damn, never noticed. I'm a topkeka faggot so all I ever got out of the western side was loads of windmills.

They sacrafice their lives for our entertainment.

Good people.

I see POO's and and orientals more than i see nigs tbqh, they are quarantined to KCMO and KCK for the most part
80% white yes

My cousin lives there with his husband, they're g

Hey we have a bad case of RINOs here, you gotta appreciate the wins you get, even if they aren't as glorious as you want.

Someone should make a State Constitution meme for Kansas where wojack is doing the John Brown pose from Tragic Prelude

If you live near hills thats good, they block tornados

you can buy alpacas there. Very neat stuff

it's there

god bless mike pompeo
there is one for Missouri but not one for kansas though

Boulder is a hippie shithole and is the most cucked place in all of colorado. Denver has more to do and is (slightly) less libtarded.

The west Denver metro is GOAT. Golden/Lakewood/Arvada are an hour away from the best skiing in the country, are right next to excellent mountain hiking/whitewater stuff (especially golden), and are fairly conservative despite being close to Denver.

If you want to move to the shithole that is Boulder, just go to Ft. Collins instead. It's the same shit but at 80% the cost

Video Toaster maker Newtek started in Kansas, Topeka. After about 10 years it moved to Texas..:(

Beautiful place desu, probably saying this because I grew up in a fucking forest area and I've had enough trees

Good barbecue
If you aren't from Kansas you get lots of pussy
Low nig population

THE ROAD SO FAR

Actually flatter than a pancake

Nearly got killed by a reckless driver when I went to Boulder, a lot of spics there as well. Fort Collins sounds cool

Ft Collins was meh when I moved there. There isn't a whole lot to do desu except watch your kid play sports

>Say something nice about Kansas
It's not Oklahoma.

Okies are our eternal ally Fuck you

moment of silence to be thankful that we have 49 states that are not california

BBQ. Yum.

SEK reporting in

It agrees with my symmetrical autism

They tried so hard to be a rectangle and almost made it. I think they deserve a reward for their participation.