How does the inside of a woman feel like?

how does the inside of a woman feel like?

warm guts

sand

i'd go with Casca but that's your choice, leaf

It's kind of creepy actually, like stirring a pot of blood sausages with your hand. Smells worse than you'd expect, too.

Go back to r9k. But we cool

Gushy

Damnit, don't give him any ideas...

It feels slimy

why didn't the little hapa faggot just get some high class hookers. not like he couldn't afford it. all women are technically prostitutes anyway as you're paying for the pussy one way or another sooner or later.

to answer you question OP. it feels exactly the same as the inside of your mouth, they are both mucus membrane.

CAN SOMEONE POST THE KEK IMAGE OF BERNIE SANDER SUPPORTER?

like ur mum fagit

Like a bag filled with warm chicken parts (but in a good way). Anal is like a bag filled with peanut butter

Like bags of sand

expen$ive

Like the fall of man

Go get a fleshlight, heat it up a bit with that stick they sell for it, lube it up, and there you go. It literally is spot on 99% identical.

You dont get the hot, sweet emotions and connection of being with a girl you love though. I miss my ex Gabby, she was a good little ho. Let me take her anal virginity and bust up in that colon yo.

Hot as the FIRES OF HELL, lad! Do not succumb to temptations of the flesh!

Warm soft and slimy and tight

No it isnt. It is very similar to the vagina, its just less...texturey? Idk man I couldnt pinpoint the difference but there is a minor one.

this shit. ha ha. definitely.

Take your finger and put it on the roof of your mouth, thats what the inside of a vagina feels liek

It's okay. The best was when she was sick with a fever, her insides were blazing hot. Felt so good.

Its a bit more slimey but yeah pretty close.

Honestly, only tried it once. Nice and tight at first, then I got in a little further and the tip of my dick touched shit. I was horrified and disgusted, still so traumatized that I can't even watch anal scenes in porn without feeling ill

The real question is: How does the inside of a little girl feels like?

warm apple pie. little bit of sand in it.

like a bag of sand

Salty pennies.

Turk

Pay debts

like the inside of your cheek. actually the exact same kind of skin.

just like the inside of a man but with the whole pregnancy scare issues

kys Turk, stay out of Greece

>American education

Kek

like memes.

Like salty milk & coins

Learn English you retard

How does it feel
What does it feel like

I see what you did there

feels like shit if you are up her ass.

Bruh

Why couldn't he just buy an onahole?

like your hand

Squishy and only really hot when you're horny as fuck. Gets kinda old after a while

>tfw jack off way more than actually have sex with wife because would rather just get off quickly by myself

Sex really is overrated. It's like weed, you wonder what it is for so long before you try it and realize it's a bit overhyped

You should let her empty her bowels first lad

Speaking as a late blooming fag, if he'd realized and accepted that getting railed by cock would have made his life bliss, he and a bunch of other people would still be alive.

PS, why do these guys all look so fucking smug?

Stick your fingers up your ass and find out

Like a loose man's asshole

I read his manifesto
At no point in time did he mention desire for men
Just hatred that they had girlfriends and he didn't

what is this thread doing here?


Also pussy feels like when you put your penis inside of a pancake.

It feels like 1000 grit sandpaper and shards of fiberglass

In terms of texture, the inside of a vagina is kinda like the inside of a mouth (not the teeth or tongue, but more like the inside of cheek), except with muscles, soft slippery muscle, and instead of saliva you have vaginal fluid which is more sticky and goo-like depending on the woman's menstrual cycle.

Believe it or not, there are woman and couples with a fetish for a male virgin, in this day and age you just have to be clean and fit and somewhere, somewhen, you'll find the right hook-up if you really want to see what SEX is like.

Don't act like a crazy person and scare someone off, and don't go home with crazy people. Don't think 'woman rape man' can't happen, it just did to a cabbie, the woman was hot too, but he didn't want it, it was at knifepoint so it was probably super traumatic. No matter how hot she or they look, meet in public first and make sure someone know where you are.

As for love, it's more tricky, cynically, I believe true love does exist, but a majority of us will died short if it.

- loveless.

>PS, why do these guys all look so fucking smug?

Because they overcompensate for the lack of sex. I was there at one point in life brother. You convince yourself you are somehow smarter and better than everyone because you can't get laid. But most of the time you just don't actually try to get laid and are arrogant enough to believe that girls will joke flock to you begging to be fucked

this

Shut the FUCK up you fucking faggot. 90% of men are disgusted by your degenerate faggotry.

Elliot is A GOD and put stuck up fucking bitches in their place for living up to the 80/20 rule. Stop shit talking him with your gay ass fucking faggotry.

You should hate women too

Doesn't even feel that good. Masturbation is better.

>record levels of sexual frustration

relax, bro. calm down, bro, and suck a dick or two. don't be so afraid of people judging you. their opinion has no impact on you

Unironically the truth and the final redpill. Most guys I know agree with me on this at least my friends who are married

>ctrl+f "bags of sand"
>ctrl+f "salty milk & coins"
was not disappointed

>suck a dick or two
>suck
>a
>dick

FUCK. YOU. I don't know how a woman could even put any penis in their mouth. If I see a man and I have knowledge a penis has been in that mouth I automatically think of him as human garbage.

OF CURSE I'M SEXUALLY FUCKING FRUSTRATED, FUCKING WHORE CUNT BITCHES WILL NOT FUCK A MAN UNDER 8/10, IT'S FUCKING BULL SHIT. I'M ON DAY 104 OF NOFAP AND I'M BITING MY FUCKING FINGERS ALL DAY I'M SO FUCKING HORNY. I FUCKING HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THEM ONE DAY!!!

I know man. I don't even have sex with my girlfriend because masturbation just feels better. I don't even know why I bother having a girlfriend. I entered in a relationship with her for her virtues. I could snag myself a girlfriend with better looks, but not necessarily more virtue. But I just find myself not wanting to have sex with her. I thought virtue would be enough to sustain my love for her. But that idea is beginning to seem like a fantasy.

This man needs a smeggy estrogen infusion. Stat!

>those eyes

i would never fuck a nigger

I'm not even ugly. Been called 7/10 a few times. Also my dick is 7'' when pushed in but looks 5.5 because of a fucking layer of fat. I have abs and muscles but I'm only 5 9 or 5 10. I'm 18 and I can't really grow too much facial hair. LITERALLY NO FUCKING GIRL WILL TAKE THIS FUCKING SEMEN OUT OF MY BODY, I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF, THEY SHOULD BE THROWING THEMSELVES AT ME, I DO MY BEST TO BE, BUT NOT TOO NICE THAT IT SEEMS FAKE, AND THEY STILL WON'T FUCK ME!!!!!

I like my wife and I'm glad I'm married but yeah we only have sex maybe 2 times a week. Whenever she wants to honestly because after work I will seriously just grab a beer, turn on the tv, open up Sup Forums and start jerking off. Not even kidding. I like being married for the companionship but other than that sex is super overrated. Only time I really was obsessed with sex was during my teenage years.

Marry your girlfriend is she has good virtues that's all that matters. My wife is average looking, above average when she throws on makeup, but she's a great person. And doesn't care that I would rather spend time alone jerking off to /gif/ while watching cops and talking about niggers on Sup Forums

Aha. Two times a week seems like a lot to me, but I'm coming from the place of not having sex with my girlfriend for months. It's gotten really bad.

Classic bantz never die

Ask Sup Forums

Yeah we really only have sex when she wants to and when I want to maybe once every few weeks I ask her too. She works less than me so she has much more energy so naturally she has more energy to fuck when I don't at all and I'm lazy as fuck outside of work.

Two fucking months dude? Has she asked you in the past two months and you refused? You shouldn't refuse

She never asks. She never intitiates, and I got tired of initiating.

stupid fkn question, like a Fiat 500 Italcuck

kinda like the inside of your cheek but more slippery and muscular

You should really probably ask her if she needs to get fucked man, she is probably the type that is too worried to ask because she doesn't want to seem needy. Just fuck her one time two months is too long unless she really doesn't care that much

Does she masturbate? My wife rarely does, but if your girl isn't masturbating then she probably needs a good fucking. Has she been kind of obnoxious lately?

like the inside of your cheek

Slimy, slippery, and it smells like fish more often than not.

BTW y'all faggots. I don't even care if I'm fucking a pussy, an ass or a mouth. I just like to put my dick in the best thing on the earth (a girl, nothing you would appreciate) and fucking FEEL her pleasure, her astonishment, thinking that I'm dissacrating a temple of purenees with my dirty dull cock.

The essence of sex is rape