>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Memorable words from Robert: >I feel like a hamster in a wheel
Landon Peterson
>F I V E gunshot wounds to the chest
>ONE to the groin
Jackson Wood
Lakeview user checking in with OC.
>Gunshot wounds 5 to chest 1 to dick. F
Jordan Reyes
"From anonnnnamussss"
Parker Baker
>gunshot wound to the groin
ouch.
Colton Ortiz
THIS JUST IN - MAN SHOT IN GROIN > OUCH !
Lincoln Mitchell
>needs evidence tech for prints and shell casings >victim in CRITICAL condition >5 gunshots to the chest, 1 gunshot to the dick shit
Sebastian Russell
Shot in the groin
Xavier Morris
5 shots to the chest, 1 to the groin Need d-tecs for the shell casings
Dylan Lewis
One shot in the junk, five in the chest. Male Black's night got a hole lot worse.
Colton Bennett
F
Michael Barnes
>When nature says "fuck your fashwave edits. WATCH THIS"
Nice pic, user.
Aaron Edwards
y'all think that nigga survived? 5 to the chest and 1 to the groin?
Parker Gonzalez
2/?
Caleb Carter
Doubtful.
John Bennett
I have a fondness for dispatch >if you are going back to the station to jerk off that's fine. just tell me
Jason Cox
I fucking hope not. Why live if you don't have a dick?
Thomas Evans
>WATCH YOUR KEYS!
Christopher Parker
Watch your keys, watch your keys
Noah Rivera
He's in the hospital, so, even odds. They're really good at plugging holes these days. >Condition CRITICAL.
Owen Young
Anyone playing bingo tonight?
Isaac Wilson
Hope they find the nigger who did it to award him a crime fighting medal.
Connor Robinson
4/?
Love these threads.
Biggest question is what type of tea to get 100% comfy.
>SHOTS FIRED, Drive by, 5 shots.
Elijah Nguyen
>TEN >TEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Dylan Robinson
Everyone seems to play playing different boards. I posted an old one from last spring, and then it split into three.
Caleb Harris
Just got back to the thread(s) a few minutes ago. Someone was asking for the creator of this pic?
Ethan Morris
Thanks user and oh shit it's the real real Robert OC, noice
Cameron James
>Parents called the cops on their kids Seriously? When I was a kid here in Brazil usually the strangers would see us roaming the streets at 3 AM in the morning when we were 9~10 years old and threat to call the police if we didn't went back home.
Juan Morris
Good evening, Roberts.
Other than someone getting shot in the dick, have I missed anything amazing?
Daniel King
...
Ethan Wilson
Earl Grey, touch of lemon, splash of bourbon.
Joshua Gonzalez
>yelling and screaming >furniture being thrown around >sounds violent
Xavier Howard
Lapsang Souchong. Taste the gunshots.
John Bell
fuuuuuuck jackson st is getting lit up tonight
Jack Cruz
I dumped the OC pic, it's you other Roberts that make this shit great.
Nolan Flores
The most important thing you can do for the white race is keep your own life in order. You must be successful, reliable, hardworking, and, above all, happy. Do people in your life trust and respect you? What does your family think of you? Are you capable of raising children? Racial politics doesn’t have to be the only factor of your life. And if you can't achieve these things in your real life, then you are not ready to be a political activist, either anonymously or in reality. Because if you can't make anything of your own, individual life, then how can you think you'll be able to make a real difference for the race, for the lives of many?
Always remember: we live in first world countries and have opportunity that most people born on this planet don't. Take care of yourself. Work your ass off, every day, to build a good life for you, and for your family. Spend your time wisely, and keep your real life priorities in order. Nothing on the internet should ever take away from your real life
Xavier Lewis
I didn't know WorldStarHiphop had a live stream
Ryan Garcia
...
Jayden Evans
THIS JUST IN - THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS THROWING AROUND FURNITURE
Ethan Taylor
Nah, the other burguer was asking for the robocop CPD hue who made an OC - I think he helped with the robocop pictures or something.
Ian Ross
Darjeeling with one sugar and a bit of milk
Jordan Ramirez
>wait for the bodysnatchers
Charles Fisher
Body snatchers = dead body? What happened?
Benjamin Smith
>wait for the body snatchers NO, IT'S A TRAP!
Adam Jones
Rooibos
Dylan Walker
Wait for the "body snatchers"
Owen Robinson
>I need you to go to this location and wait for the body snatchers I love cpd.
Henry Morris
oh shit what the fuck body snatchers dog
Jaxson Brown
Yea I heard that too
Christopher Clark
...
Christian Hughes
>body snatches en route >they don't want tequila A great night already.
Lincoln Rogers
>BODYSNATCHERS AT 1514 WEST GARFIELD
place looks like a shithole
Kevin Morris
>Jackson & Western I wish there was a live webcam in front of this place, it's lousy with nigs loitering/chimping every night
Ryan Miller
I presume they mean forenaic/morgue crew. We just had a bloated decaying body found around an hour ago.
Tyler Martinez
I wonder if that's the decomposing body that's stinking
Hudson King
it's a pink moon tonight, robert
Jacob Kelly
quads for reanimated corpse when body snatchers arrive
Landon Bailey
Oh, yeah, there's high level coonery there.
Isaac Bailey
>I think he helped with the robocop pictures or something.
yes. I want to show him THE THING he helped make.
Dominic Hughes
Taste the gunshots HA!
No sugar in my tea Robert
I am leaning towards Chamomile with a splash of honey bourbon.
Adam Parker
*forensic
>went the wrong way to Wood
Jose Long
>shithole That doesn't look like a shit hole. It looks nice on the outside. I've seen some shit holes. I've lived in some shit holes. That's not a shit hole.
Lincoln Sullivan
>sounds of moving dumpsters and banging on Diversity
Ryan Walker
ROBERT MOON TONIGHT
Caleb Hughes
hahah
Zachary Barnes
>physically remove cousin's boyfriend
Chase Moore
That's pretty gorgeous, user. Nice work.
Carter Watson
Good evening Roberts, just a reminder to try to stay comfy even though things might be scary around you and also to change your style to Tomorrow and turn your brightness down for maximum chill
Carson Howard
Fucking love that man.
Well done.
Jose Reed
>OVERDOSE ON C R E A T I N E
too much pump at a time, bro
Lucas Cooper
>man acting strange after working out Hi, /fit/!
Christopher Davis
I like this
Matthew Wright
Body snatchers have arrived
Levi Cruz
Saved with original file name, thank you Robert!
Jackson Reed
Good night robert.
Camden Gray
>WHITE STRIPPED SHIRT
WTF DARNELL?
Jayden Gonzalez
Photoshop some nogs in front.
Juan Wilson
Let me rephrase then: The BUILDING doesn't look like a shithole.
Ethan Lopez
>user reports man bashing the dumpster around >acting fidgety >may have a stick but cannot confirm
Brayden Barnes
male black black coat tan pants with a stick but they dont know if its a stick for certain
Christopher Long
Male black in alley with possible stick throwing dumpster around
Lucas Cook
This male dispatcher is top tier. He's really fucking good at his job. Good radio discipline, clear voice, always has the information Robert needs. He doesn't lose his cool. He's a good fucking dispatcher
Justin Phillips
Na he took 4 scoops of original formula Jack3D
Luis Gray
Testing.
Isaiah Martin
Lookin real fidgety
Joshua Reed
lol warning, FIDGITDY MAN AROUND DUMPSTER WITH SOMETHING IN HIS HAND
Logan Stewart
It's all good, if he survives his mommas choir just got a new soprano
Henry Foster
Im rockin the vanilla sleepytime
Jonathan Robinson
WATCH YO KEYS
Kayden Phillips
>frigidity >trowing stuff around sounds like a case of the 'tism
Logan Moore
red robert reporting
Xavier Thomas
fucking open key Roberts
Samuel Johnson
>REEEEAL FIDGETY
Nathan Mitchell
this guy better watch his keys out there
Colton Mitchell
new oc from the wild night last night...
ATTENTION MALE BLACKS.... ROBERT SAYS---->
Owen Sanchez
>I UH I BELIEVE THAT AND UM This Robert needs some confidence, user, give him your confidence!
Camden Green
I did Chamomile with a splash of Honey Bourbon.
>Male dispatcher is like 40x better than any other dispatcher.
