/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - NIGHTCRAWLER NEWS NETWORK EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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must of been some sort of stab party going on at Delilah's

We had this exact thing happen here in Houston. Cops got accused of being racist because they arrested too many black people so the cops said fuck it we're not gonna patrol the black neighborhoods

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I think it's better than firework burning or something
>youtube.com/watch?v=UM1-5yE2Pl0

I guess you could say that at Delilah's

you get a real slice of the action!

>listen to this on my cell in bed to help me get to sleep
>live in an awesome cyberpunk dystopia where i can listen to the fall of society from the comfort of my own home

Any approved baltimore police scanners out there?

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That's glorious, user.

CHECKEM

I've been saving this photo, one of my favorite Chicago icons.
Robert is targeting the rats.

I made the vid public.

Next time I will go shoot with a better Camera the wide angle didn't look as good as I hoped.

>vid.me/rg2e

Back to Tea and comfy

well damn

OH, SHIT, Y'ALL, OMAR COMIN'

ENTERING REAL ROBERT HOURS
not my (OC)

Because if the cops need to proceed as they want it, there will be cops dying instead of criminals.
And those "social groups", at least I can speak in regards to my country, love when that happen.
>tfw 60~70k homicides per year

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Enya music way too loud?

Feelin' real comfy tonight. Maybe it was just me but last night's /cpd/ didn't seem as comfy as usual, maybe the shills were leaking in.

Most complaints are of blacks playing their music too loud or chimping out in the streets. Is this the norm over there?

>WHIRLSTAAAH!

I used to hang out at that bar, it was near where I worked.

Its the N with the tilda over it ~N

Its a bar over on Elston
globeater.com/view-restaurant/?restaurant_name=Barra Ñ&id=1163

if you don't live in a suburb, yes

Yes there is, just search google..


Not like you can understand those niggers over the air though

Real good stuff

Yea

Our male blacks don't tend to enjoy a quiet evening at home reading and sipping tea.

wtf they beat him while he was already out

damn

for a couple minute i thought some nigga was listening to enya...

gonna pull up flight radar, hopefully we get a chopper habbening tonight

Good idea, fingers crossed.

Just wait until the hawks playoffs games. Its a shitshow and they have choppers every night.

The bull negro is a loud, destructive beast with no sense of decency or care for the affairs of others.

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT

>thinking nognogs fight fair

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>Tfw modern police scanners are expensive
Why do I even bother continuing to live?

>34 robert

Comfy as fuck. Got my double cup (only coffee), listening to the eternal struggle against MALE BLACK. God bless Neo-Chicago.

neat it will show helicopters too?

I missed some good stuff last night untilless this is new hotness. Redpill me on the Freddie meme.

Anything exciting happened tonight?

Guy riding around in a van wearing a Freddy mask.

it shows lapd so i got my fingers crossed
>pic is la dont get too excited

somebody was runnin' around in a Freddy mask last night

some guy got shot 5 times in the chest and once in the dick

Some maniac or prankster was riding around town with a Freddy Kruger mask on. I don't know what he did exactly but someone found him threatening enough to call the police.

Listen for PH1 or PH2.

and shooting ppl with a green laser

>Robert serving a search warrant
Oh, shit, someone's going to be pissed.

Actually harming people?

Fug rip in pieces

If your department is analog, get a baofeng. It's what I use. Sometimes I'll pull out my XTS 5000 if I wanna feel fancy.

Hey, ham radio user. Once I'm passing these exams on hamexam.org with 90+% will I be fine to go ahead and get my technicians license or is there more studying I should do before I try that?

>guy takes 5 shots to chest, 1 to dick
>mom calls saying her two kids are beating her up cause she tried to discipline them
>man laying naked in parking lot
>i think someone broke in to a home, kicked the residents out and locked door behind them?

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animals

Robert found a decomposing body that was stinking

R-robert?

and dispatch sent the bodysnatchers

oh yeah, almost forgot about the bodysnatchers!

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dispatch: is it bloated?
Robert:uuuuh, it looks to be about a day old so a little

I've seen better

sassy

i want to be culturally enriched

That's fucking disgusting.

Any of you guys checking the patrol for subs in the ocean?
There was news somewhere of Best Koreans having subs near commiefornia - allegedly.
Some user posted the patrols of some aeroplanes.

should be the American flag

>ONE
>ONE SHOT FIRED
>AH AH AH

They found a guy who was at the bottom of montrose harbor for over a month today. I can't imagine how nasty that was.

>male dumped on her
Like...shit?

it was a flight training school, i was in that sub for hours. still fun though

go ask /k/, the subs Best Korea use are old and I doubt any of them could make it all the way across the Pacific

>tfw you've seen enough dead bodies to do a pretty reasonable guesstimate as to how long they've been there

Flightradar showed military planes doing circles off the west coast this afternoon at low altitudes. So maybe.

How do alarm systems sense glass breaking?

>NEW WAVE NEW WAVE NEW WAVE
they know

Sensors and shit

No, I mean, the ones checking for North Korean submarines.
They said they have 50 of them so your military was making patrols around the country to see if there was any of them nearby.

Ok, I'll check their catalog.

Through vibration.

google.com/search?q=glass break alarm&num=20&espvd=2&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiX35iSlp7TAhXEZiYKHVPCBPsQsxgIJA&biw=2135&bih=1074

We need some comfy oc of new wave coffee stat

I imagine the tissue sloughed off as they pulled the body out

I heard about that. Still I highly doubt the Norks could launch a nuke from a submarine

they weren't military, it was an 'omega tanker' refueling jumbo and 2 jets from hunter hawker ltd

hunterteam.com/

they run training exercise for government pilots practicing 2v2 and 4v4 combat

was exciting for a few hours though

so many noise complaints jeeze
>glad i dont live in a city

I think that's mostly from apartment buildings

Whats this shit Twitch bought curse?

fucking aids.

I wonder what a twitch stream of CPD scanner and some nightcrawling would bring.

new (OC)

holy dear god, so sick .

nice, i especially like the toxic river

and shit
(OC)

We actually make it that color sometimes.

>Norks could launch a nuke from a submarine
They run nothing but antiquated russian SSKs and indigenous decendants of those SSKs; they can probably chuck semi-modern self guiding SLASSMs, seeing as they run russkie & chinese compatible torpedo tubes, but that's about all.

This dispatch is losing her shit. She's so confused.

good shit

she seems new