Heavenly Kek, I humbly ask you to not let Kim Ching Chang Chong nuke LA...

Heavenly Kek, I humbly ask you to not let Kim Ching Chang Chong nuke LA. There are many fellow good Sup Forumsacks here and we need them as well. Please Kek.

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Thinking a wooden log from a North korean trebuchet is gonna make it to LA

Kek has answered your prayer, OP

Kek here. To bad its gonna happen

Digits for Chicago

Nuke it kek

Would losing L.A. really be that bad ?
No more Kardashian woo hoooo

Kek vult
California bye bye

I live in Portland but I would be okay with dying to rid America of this cancerous place

im trying to live a good life and im not gonna have liberal faggots fuck it up for me
wasnt my fault i was born and raised in this shit state

I wouldn't worry, even if they do launch a nuke, It has to make it past a shit ton of US military defenses before it actually hits.

If lurking here has taught me anything, wouldn't wiping out new york, california, san francisco, and accidentally wiping out toronto, actually improve the world?

I pray for fire.

There are Ground Based Interceptors at Vandenberg Air Force Base, LA is probably safe from a few Nork missiles.

>not wanting cali nuked
you fag. i bet you identify as "altright" too, dont you lil fag?

checkem

digits for Rio de Janeiro

(missing 5)

It'll be Hawaii

Jedi
SHADILAY BOIS

>a fucking frogposter

one of kims men fucks up the coordinates and it lands in rio killing all the monkeys and possibly some blue macaws

Stop praying to false gods, faggot! God doesn't play around. Much of the Old Testament is israelites getting curb stomped for losing their belief in God and praying to false idols.

Kek is a false idol, while it seems like harmless fun (as it also was for the israelites), at some point it's not... and God gets angry.

God is real, don't play with his words. Kek will not save you, only Christ can.

Trips. Nice. Fuck rio.

Wish granted my son. Clong kung fon sung chin won't do what you said.

Kek is gods frog. we pray to kek because gods really busy especially at these times.

You're off by one five

This is blasphemy you stupid christcuck!

>mrw statistically atheist groups start praying to their own deity

>Accidentally
Why would you specify this?

America will soon be speaking Korean....praise kek

BLASPHEMY!!!!

their shitty bottle rockets wouldn't make the trip.
they'd stick to attacking our allies.

let it burn

Thou shalt not worship false idols.

wtf some1 actually took the time to make that? Also no I reckon not. If you think you know at all what kek has in store you are dead wrong.

Trips decides if it happens or not

Sacrifice is needed, OP.

FALSE FALSE FALSE YOUR GODS ARE FALSE !!!!

doubles and nk goes down without firing a single shot

Kek.

Bless my numbers.

And wipe not just L.A., but all of Cuckifornification off the map.

kek is a god of chaos not mercy your pleas do not sway him

I was close.

And so I shall only ask twice more. Three times, for my request ended in "3"

Kek. Obliterate California. Hear your humble Servant and search thy will.

fuck you

And one last time. Kek, in the name of chaos, shall California be wiped from the map?

bullshit

North Korea has developed a quantum entanglement bomb where they can entangle two places in space, they will entangle LA with a bomb and blow the bomb up which will make LA blow up.

Don't believe me look up quantum entanglement

no way jose

U mad

It seems Kek's will is not mine own. That California must remain to serve his will.

i hope you all die OP

texas will be wiped out instead

there's only one God so how could they be false? if you admit they exist at all they must be an alias or avatar of the one God

we shall see brother

Thank you, Kek. I serve only your will and the will of those you speak through.

Chaos must reign surpreme.

Your worship of false idols is why you condemn yourself and your fellow cultists to nuclear fire.

texas is our alamo in real dark times, along with alabama

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President Trump will become the ultimate meme lord

Summary:
- bill creates a department that collects data on fake news and memes
- department entirely commanded by president
- designed to control the global narrative

So close my brethren.

>look closer

the fuck kind of jew bird is that

digits for san fran wipe that fag city off the fucking map

Nevermind.. my eyes betray me

Begone from this place, Jewish puppet

thoths thing is numerical palindromes right ?

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It's only a matter of time. The thread above got closed abruptly after the plane dropped off radar. They are out there hunting for Kim's subs as we speak. You guys are beyond fucked.

aloha hawaiii

Thoth, who many believe uses digits to speak to us as well. A god of reason and logic, an antithesis to Kek.

CALI SHALL BE NUKE

i approve of this. san fran can die

There is only one idol

Heavenly Kek, I humbly ask you to let Kim Ching Chang Chong nuke LA. There are many good Sup Forumsacks there and we will remember their sacrifice. Please Kek.

Kek. You are a chaotic god, indeed.

NEIN

Tis thee, the Masamune

See

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

will not happen

yes

Kek has spoken. It shall come to pass.

He speaks through chaos and digits

yes and i am gothams reckoning, not you brother

SINK THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA INTO THE PACIFIC KEK

But Gotham is based on Jew York or Chicago isn't it?

Go burn up LA, since the last agents of Chaos failed after Rodney King

i hate you

Kek I ask you to will it to the ground.

Are you stupid?

Even if they had missiles that could reach LA, there are missile defense system these days. They also wouldn't have either enough missiles or enough nukes to massively attack with missiles in an attempt to overload the missile defense systems.

It's never going to happen, stop being dumb.

Digits if anywhere is actually gonna get fucking nuked by Kim Jong Un

We are all Kek's children. Agents of chaos.

Kek wills you help LA burn and crumble.

Do not let (((them))) convince you peace is an option. Chaos is the only way.

Kek let Ching Chong nuke San Francisco. I hate this city.

I think commiefornia is a necessary evil that will remain

Well shit.

Hope it isn't the panhandle

FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Kek has spoken. It will get nuked.

>Heavenly Kek, I humbly ask you to not let Kim Ching Chang Chong nuke LA. There are many fellow good Sup Forumsacks here and we need them as well. Please Kek.

isn't like half the US jewish population in LA?

Chaos is fickle my brother. We can not control our Frog God.

Game on.

Well shit

ty script-hue, now we can finally work without Rio de Janegro toxic influence!

>Kek vult
>Deus (Latin pronunciation: [ˈdeːʊs]) is Latin for "god" or "deity"

i thought Kek was Deus?

But where, oh Lord?

Arkansas?

Texas?

Washington State?

WITNESSED

PRAISE THE GREEN FROG MAYMAY HAS SPOKEN

your sacrifice is honorable.