Brit/pol/ - Good Morning Edition

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

>Doctors withdraw life support for baby
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39568388

>Blast hits german football bus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39571776

>G7 fails to reach resolution over Syria
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39565700

>Brexit to trigger UK farm policy overhaul and EU funding gap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Sky Views: Am I allowed to be bored by Brexit?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Pro-Brexit group unveils plan to cut net migration to 50,000 a year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>What threat do the Liberal Democrats pose to the Conservatives?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Libor: Bank of England implicated in secret recording
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Tory election spending: MP admitted to police some claims were wrong
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Hitchens: What I said about Syria in June 2012
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39507859

>Previous Thread

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>a fucking frogposter

> a fucking fatty

1st for chavvy slags

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

The things I would do

What would you do if you won the lottery, lads?
Hypothetically, let's say you won 50 million GBP, what would you do/buy?

>tfw Ireland still hasn't recovered

wouldn't buy shit except a comfy house and more gym equipment and a beastly gaming PC.

save the rest for when dope future technology comes out.

A comfy little cottage, expensive security system and then enjoy a peaceful retirement.

Night lads

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I'd open some coffee shops, employ my sister and mother and live on an island as far away from niggers as possible

Sup Forums

I'd IP ban all yanks, implement an upvote system, dox all tripfags then proceed to dox all the anonymongs who laughed at the doxxed tripfags.

Mfw moving out of this third world shithole back to mainland Europe.

Mfw I won't put up with pakis, poos, niggers and other trash.

Mfw this country is a sinking ship

Mfw all the white trash and shitskins will see their benefits cut because honest people will leave

Mfw the NHS is horrible and bankrupt and all doctors are incompetent and it's rare to find a white doctor that understands English and cares

Mfw this country will collapse in a few year regardless of brexit

Mfw thanks to brexit we will see less trashy brits in mainland europe

Mfw this place is so assbackwards that I'm so glad to live

Mfw back in my country I will live so much better

Mfw I have no face

Not even your own private island in the Bahamas or similar? Can pick one up for relatively cheap all things considered (under 5 million, easy)
Or maybe some rural land in the middle of nowhere?

>Pic related 4.3 million GBP

You could live there and raise a family, away from (((propaganda)))

Why are the links in such bad shape, who does this?

>dox all tripfags

So do you dox yourself? Not that there's much left to learn.

Goodnight, sweet dreams

Good job we had Tony Blair on the case to fix that plateauing population.

Nanight, i'm off too.

Morning lads, what are you doing today?

>back in my country

Which is?

>voted for Brexit
>is a NEET

kys

Getting paid to play with trains all day.

>be English
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished africamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, English things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

I'm jealous, full-sized or hobby?

Tldr. In summary: we have to invade Syria.

Hobby. 00 Gauge to be precise.

BREXIT WAS HACKED

Brexit vote site may have been hacked, MPs say in report - bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39564289

>train autists

>not liking trains

>Not realising that railways were an English invention that built the modern world.

>LE RUSSIANS HACKED BREXIT

Oh boy, here we go...

>The committee's chairman, Leave-supporting Conservative MP Bernard Jenkin, told BBC News there was no "hard and fast" evidence the registration site had been targeted.

Unbiased news from the BBC as per usual then.

Ah yes. That'll do it.

Privatized industry is usury

Capitalism is anti-white

That sure worked out for all those other middle eastern countries.

Other than maybe Japan, has American democratisation policy ever been successful?

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fucking shattered lads

Remember to vote yes in Indyref 2.

hello brits

are Armenians white?

What's an Armenian?

>shitskins
>white
1915 diaspora wide again please

Subhuman Semitic rat. "Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don't trust an Armenian." Eric Blair

Turkish land fertiliser

If scotland votes yes, you'll definitely be shaken...
>Cant wait to rename scotland.

im extremely pale

ivan im on your side you dumb fuck. one day we will kill roaches together

Looks like another lone wolf with unknown motivations struck again last night

Fuck off subhuman shitskin

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39448355
British girls are stretching their labia.
Look for British see Africans.
British.

I'm arguing with some retard on r/ukpolitics about drugs, so far I've got him to say that doctors should hand out krokodil.
reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/64r1x8/drugs_policy_is_failing_just_look_at_the_spice/dg4cxb6/

Back me up guys.

The football bus one?

>together
+15 AIDF. You are roaches too. filth inbred goblins that subvert and shill for their own shoah.

refugee.ru
Guess who run it? Armenian goblin

RT ( the anti-nationalist shills ) - Armenian cunt in charge

Anti-xenophobic organisations? Kikes and Armenians.

Flat robberies? Mostly Armenians and Georgians

There is no "we", untermensch. You are not European and never will be.

>reddit

I know but part of Sup Forums culture has been infiltrating other websites as far back as I can remember.

Wat?

Buy my own street and rent the houses out to young white families at 1/3 of the market rate.

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Daily reminder than for an Irn Bru and a bag of chips you could force your superior English shaft up this flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis

>MUH RUSSIANS

Yeah

Is Dr Who finally dead lads?

Wait, what? Is there some video clip of Dr Who in which an actual fucking line is "it speaks emoji"? Link pls.

Years ago Dr Who was a Fucking show for kids.
Grow up and don't watch this trash.

lol

There's no excuse for them to add horns onto Viking helmets.

If it's a kids show then they have an obligation to be historically accurate

JUST.

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Link to vid pls.

Jeez good work on that data

I'm on mobile it's too much hassle. Just go on @bbcone on twitter

I got banned from r/uk for arguing with a whole bunch of lunatics saying paedos were victims. I think his argument was 'not all paedos act it out, e.g. I may think about tearing my fingernails out but that doesn't mean I want to do it...' They were all saying that if paedos don't act anything out then it's wrong to 'persecute' them for a 'thought crime'.
>mfw you compare the desire to fuck children with the right to freedom of speech and the right to dissatisfaction with the government in a democracy/republic.

True

Don't accept Russia in G, you'll give them the reason to continue impede independent entrepreneurs and to continue the focusing on the oil industry which will oppress the independent business. I'm tired of living in a banana republic, I want engineers have a value in the country.

Accept Russia after it gives abilities to thrive for Kaspersky and other startups who export the intelligence not the natural resources.

lads. Why did I have a dream where the government forced me to have an orchiectomy? (Testicle removal)

And why did I feel happy and calm in the dream? Why was a I sad when I woke up to find I still had balls?

Russia have an authoritarian pyramidal structure in the politics and economics, it's entirely built upon oil industry. Who controls the oil, controls the country, they don't want eligible businesses who can compete with them. As long as power is concentrated in a clique we can't have human rights and fairness. Some people will continue to spend shekellions in London whilst the others are living in the poverty.

>dream about the qt3.14 that you accidentally lost when you were 15
>tfw you have no way of contacting them anymore

Was riding through Bradford on my motorcycle a few days ago. It was scary.

>bad arab drivers everywhere with no lane discipline or indicating
>tailgating me, speeding, honking horn for no reason
>blasting their shitty call to prayer islamic song on full volume with windows open
>really foul smelling toxic stuff coming out of their exhaust, would fail MOT for sure
>women in burkas/hijab/headscarf everywhere
>kids on bicycles just going across the road without looking, nearly getting hit
>rubbish and debris everywhere
>young arab men staring at me when I come to stops
>chavs on scooters

Bradford is a fucking shithole, my god.

I wish I was a woman.

You shouldn't import the Muslim useless garbage.

So do I...

Hug ;-;

Range ban this bydlo already

>be me
>walking dog
>this absolute Jeremy Karl toothed specimen pulls up in her badly repainted Corsa with a bitch in the back
>"ere, is he full?"
>"w-wot?"
>"tis he full?! .... a dog, not snipped"
>"aye"
>"would you let him?"
>dog is growling/barking at the car which is normal - he attacks passing cars as if they were elk
>"yeah, he is a bit of a daft-arse like"
>"do you walk round ere offen"
>"yeah, most days yeah"
>"aww his lovely, she's in heat and has just turned 3"
>"he's two n a half"
>"good ages"
>"aye aye yeah"
>"see you at the beach sometime then, tomorrow?"
>"yeah see ye"
>tfw the dog is going to get laid

Is this normal?

same ha ha I've recently just started chewing licorice root ha but I've been thinking of going to an informed consent clinic to try got some T blockers haha

Bit of a faff though, what if you need to nip to the shops to get some milk? You're fucked for a few days while you get it shipped out.

Nothing about this is normal, bong.

Wtf lads, just saw an Indian bloke drop his keks and take a shit right in the middle of sainsburys and then walk off like nothing had happened

I thought this was a meme

SHART

IN

Did you get some though?

THE

Debating whether nor not to take the kids, they're just sitting around all day as they're off school for Easter. Better than sex education lessons at school.

>MUH ANGLO SAXON GENES

MART

Nah m8 id rather of got her bitch

>as far afield as Scandinavian

It's less than an hour away...

Then yeah it's normal, you not getting any that is.

Just felt the need to be a cunt, sorry mate.

In ibiza lads, what do?