>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
the tires are reinforced with the skin of black people that are frequently found shot dead in the streets.
Henry Wright
>666 potholes
Jonathan Robinson
probably fat as fuck
Malt Liquor.
Leo Ward
I'm surprised people don't get Bitched at more often. Everyone and their mother knows the radio stuff is all over the Internet, and scanner apps. And yet every time there's a big protest or some sort of event that gets cops in a crappy mood... You ALWAYS hear multiple people over the radio saying stuff that makes most people cringe.. Still the best ever is when a Sgt who's having a shitty day gets into a massive fight over the radio with the dispatcher.. "DO YOUR DAMN JOB SQUAD, JEEEEZUS CHRIST" followed by random officer singing "why can't we be friends" followed by Sgt making angry noises and trying to figure out who it was.
Xavier Bell
I didnt mean literally tonight. I meant like ever. Im a neet and tired of always being in doors away from people. If you wanna chat email me marcopolo6320@gmail. Im straight and not looking to rape any one fyi
Jonathan Fisher
>SIX >SIX SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Charles Campbell
I only heard something like that once and it was hilarious. I need to get comfy more often.
Angel Robinson
Male black pelts are strangely durable
Adrian Moore
6 shots fired 7 male blacks jumped a dude on the red line
Jack Mitchell
>illegal late night rave
Carson Powell
Makes sense
Jaxson Evans
Ford Explorers in Chicago currently. They're made right here on the south side. Before that it was Tahoes.. The Tahoes were much better. Unless it snowed. Because they're RWD only and the tires are garbage. The ford's are AWD but they've got stupid engines with stupid turbos and they break down way too much. They also look like minivans... Soccer Cops.
Austin Wright
Could these be the male blacks who set the train on fire?
Owen Anderson
Haha. Jesus user. That's not how you do that.
Carson Lee
...
Caleb Ramirez
>can't find the plate in the database Fraudulent or data entry fuckup?
Dude im sorry. Whats wrong with it? Im genuinely trying to make friends and i really am straight. I dont want any confusion. I think im autistic. I shouldnt even try anyway cuz most of you fags are young. Im 31.
Nicholas Brown
STOLEN CAR
FRAUDULENT PLATES
FUCK YEAH
ROBERT GOT HIMSELF A BUST
Jose Jones
i can always tell by that female dispatches tone when she is about to say something funny as fuck.
Jack Johnson
what is supposed to be happening
Owen Lopez
Knowing the city employees as well as i do probably some nigress that got her cushy job cuz of affrimative action and doesnt know how to do anything. So data entry fuck up.
Jackson Ward
gross, they probably only did the turbo ford because muh fuel. I'm no fan of huge chevy SUVs but if they got em with 4x4 it'd be a pretty decent beater cop car with lots of room.
Juan Lopez
But is it male black?
Jaxon Nguyen
It's so fuckin quiet...they're all gonna go full retard at once, aren't they?
Thomas Sanchez
Damn, I'm impressed chi's white degenerate scene is still alive enough to get a crowd on weeknights. I used to drive down from Minne on weekends
>mfw Robert mistakes a white kid party for trouble pic related
Xavier Gutierrez
The few, the proud....
Charles Powell
>couple "SDs" in the area wat
Leo Rivera
...
Adam Jones
>527 spaulding ave
jesus what a neighborhood. next to a ghetto dialysis clinic, a warehouse, and a ghetto church.
life must be horrible
Nolan Cruz
Quite possibly.
Patch concept #1 is almost ready. FUCK ME I NEED SLEEP
Nolan Walker
Really looking forward to this, would legit buy a couple
Hunter Kelly
It's quiet tonight.
John Baker
Well only if your male black kek
Luke Young
>got a call, loud music, shaking the house, complaint can't sleep
Fucking sounds like everyone's mother ever called.
Wyatt Ortiz
Yeah, rahm wanted to buy local. And as far as I know Ford is just allergic to V8s these days so you get ecoboost crap, and then everyone acts shocked when the turbos crap out before 100k miles.. But of course they do. They're turbos. Also insanely expensive to replace.. Meanwhile the Illinois state Police get to drive the Caprice. Which is a cop version of the Chevy SS. Nice big rear wheel drive car with a corvette engine in it... Poor guys. I bet they're so jealous they didn't get V6 grocery getter soccer mom vehicles.
Brody Sanders
I'll fuck you if you pull through, make sure op has it in the op
>shut up and take my shekels
Jose Sullivan
Bar's about to let out . just wait 5 min's.
Lucas Sullivan
Thank you for your dedication, Robert
Gabriel Long
THIS
Levi Allen
*grunts*
Nathan Russell
Um haa
Carson King
Chicago has 4am bars too though. Double the fun.
Isaiah Reyes
RETURN OF THE UHAUL
Justin Scott
Noice, would buy a few.
Nolan Rogers
>four gun shots heard four gun shots heard >four gun shots heard four gun shots heard >four gun shots heard four gun shots heard >four gun shots heard four gun shots heard >four gun shots heard four gun shots heard
Jace Allen
We'll be here tomorrow. Season2 is just kicking off, Robert.
Christopher Sullivan
Fuck right kek
Logan Flores
It's supposed to be 78 degrees in Chicago this coming Saturday, lads.
Carnage incoming.
Caleb King
new (OC)
Logan Cox
fug yes
Nolan Anderson
You promise?
Nathaniel Hill
always. this comfy must be sustained.
Cooper Murphy
Fuck! I got up for a smoke. I haven't heard UUUU HAAAL hijinks since last year. It'll be hard to one-up the hijacking, lawn statue theft, drive-by shooting, but we've got a lot of warm months left to go.
They're headed over to the airport to beat up another "satisfied customer"
Passenger heard saying "thank you sir, may I have another". Perp described as being fat dumb and patriotic
Parker Smith
who's frank
Ethan Powell
been loving the comfy OC on these breads. Glad I found.
Jack Thomas
robert's semi-autistic brother
they let him do ride-alongs when he isn't sweepy
Liam Gutierrez
you are right. I just moved to D.C. forgot what bar time it was there.
Carter Hall
new(OC)
Isaac Garcia
lazynew(OC)
Adrian Stewart
ROBERT WITH AN EMERGENCY
Andrew Ramirez
You must not have been here last year. Things finally started to plateau by late June-Mid July. Then it ran through August and then tapered off towards Halloween. But as an insomniac myself, go ahead and stay up plugging away at v1 if you're into it.
Elijah Watson
Those arent just potholes, they're literal 3ft wide craters with somehow equal 3ft wide mounds of asphalt next to them. Fucking niggers and their asphalt voodoo. I'll get some pics if I end up over there.
