His country hasnt existed for more than a 1000 years

>his country hasnt existed for more than a 1000 years

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>bulgaria
>costitution adopted in 1991

Don't you have some paint to huff gypsy?

Fellow burger. It feels good being the second oldest country in existence, second only to some tiny city-state in Europe.

Why the fuck is every single american so fucking autistic on this board... Do you guys have smoothie inside of your head? Seems that you guys have no brain since you are all fucking retarded...

The USA is only 200 years old.

>t. An 11 year old country

Why so mad? Must hurt being russias little pet your whole history

Oldest constitution in the world, therefore oldest functioning country in the world

rekt

227 years old. The USA has the oldest constitution still in effect. This triggers the euro fag and causes him to mumble about some ancient kangz n empires n sheeit

I never get why Europeans shit on America for not being that old when modern European borders and governments have mostly existed since the end old the cold war in the 90's.

The danish Lex Regia is from 1665 though.

>his country is being invaded by Islamic scum and he is doing nothing to stop it.

>Republic of Bulgaria
>1000 years old
Alright which one of you clowns had their computer stolen by a gypsy?

>oldest constitution still in effect
>still in effect
Maybe for you, but dems/neocoens will do anything to tarnish it. It's just a piece of paper without real Americans.

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>when modern European borders
modern US borders exist since 1978 tbqh

but you still can't even own the rifles you made under soviets.

>his country hasn't existed for more than a 1000 years

Only the Kingdom of England comes anywhere close to that kind of timeline.

HOLD UP

They aren't an absolute monarchy anymore though.

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF Okey Doke

the US owns your country, pawn

They have to pretend to follow it, so their crimes are clandestine.

It's still better than not having to pretend to follow it.

>americans implying mongrel offshoots from various europeans, niggers and indians are older than europeans itself

Not even close.

San Marino 1600 constitution is still in effect.
Also, while UK does not have single rigid "constitution", you could argue that since shit like Magna Charta is technically still a legally binding document their constitutional law is the oldest one still in effect.

AYO HOL HOL
*renews tv license*
HOL UP
*starts world war*
AYO WHAT YOU BE SAYIN IS
*cedes sovereignty to brussels*

Nah senpai that'd be Israel
G R E A T E S T
A L L Y

It was still an older constitution

>His country exists

>tfw country was founded by convict dregs from the British Isles
>tfw despite being dumped on an inhospitable hellhole they turned it around in 200 years
>tfw now one of the highest standards of living on the planet

Why would they talk like a nigger?

>MUH HUURRRRIIIITAGEE

Tell me about your empire

Fuckin a cunt

A country is not made by its laws but by its people. On that regard, you're not even from 1776 or 1787.

Because it fits the kangz theme.

NO. Only the majority of us are retarded.

good post

*an american

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA No
Thats not how it works, dumb Burger

>Magna Carta
The realm the Kingdom of England has existed for more than 1000 years, though it used to be an Elective Monarchy prior to William the Conqueror and for a while was a Republican Parliamentary Dictatorship under Cromwell.

>his country hasnt lived under turkish boot for the last 1000 years
feels good man

Wasn't the USA founded in 1776?

>his country hasn't even accomplished 1/100th of what America while existing for over 4 times as long

it's about quality not quantity idiot, have fun drinking in you cardboard shack

Tell me about yours faggot. Been to new Spain lately?

It's still an inhospitable hellhole. It's 70 degrees and sunny out, it sure is nice!

>His country hasn't existed for more than 5,000 years

>tfw live in the most multikulti country on the balkans

>tfw my country was founded in 872

Nope

Actually the government wants to leave

He's not even from 1143

>It's still an inhospitable hellhole
Only if you're a pussy and/or a snownigger

>His country is named after its none white invaders

>his country is an irrelevant shithole despite existing for more than a thousand years

We declared independence in 1776 but the current constitution was ratified later. After some fucks started a rebelling over whisky taxes or something

>his nation shares borders with others

Island master race

>LOOK AT ME, I MAKE THE RULES NOW

> his country wasnt a craddle of civilization

Mars colonies BTFO

Under the Articles of Confederation, yes.

The Constitution came into effect 13 years later, on 4 March 1789, and has been the governing Document of the USA ever since.

LMAO LOOK AT ALL THE BURGERS WITH THEIR "MUH CONSTITUTION"
you cucks couldn't even stop the 13th amendment from being ratified, modern day USA is a glimpse of it's former self

According to this guy, if the original constituition gets replaced, his country goes back to being 0 years old again

>his country still hasn't poo'd in loo despite existing for 5000 years

Oy vey what a shoah.

>his country was subjugated by british rule for 100 years

>Ireland

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>aztecs
>civilized
pick one

>Country only around for 200 years
>Already surpassed you in every way
feels good man

For Portugal, I'd say 1139 because that's when you start really seeing people talking about Portugal as an independent country in the documents.

>implying the indians weren't raped into non-existence
kek

silly user, ireland doesnt actually exist

Asspain was a mistake

Britan doesn't have written constitution, now what?

>his country hasn't produced at least one notable classical composer
Anglos are fuckin losers

>his country was under communist rule

My country was """found*ed*""" in 1500 :/

>his country didnt invent number 0

>what is 1607 - 1776
m9

>1143 years
PHEW just made it

lel, everyone laugh at him

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youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI

England is ghost is illuminutty cuntfirmed

>merishits start arbitrarily defining the point in time a constitutional was written as the moment a country starts to exist
Ahahahahahahahahahaahanaahaaha
Kys merilards

Germany=more than 1000years
Russia=More than 1000years
France=also
England=Also
Spain=Also

THI IS EVROPA ,you cultureless mutts
Come at me with ykur kike colony with her 200 years ahahahahaaa

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Carta

Silence bitches.

>His country doesn't have the longest running alliance in the world

Hæ Island.

Musical powerhouse coming through

>composers of note
>Ralph Vaughan Williams
>Edward Elgar

Germoney please.

Thanks for clearing that up friends.

>tfw we wuz unironically Oxfordians and shieet while you were still sacrificing virgins to the Sun god for a good harvest

Things like that genuinely blow my mind.

We just paid taxes. When the Anglos got uppity we kicked em out.

> Mexico

Top Kek

It's more that we share THEIR border than they share ours. Northern Ireland is a buffer.

>all the butthurt amerfats

WE

SÆÆÆÆLIRRRRR

Powerhouse in all fields coming through!

>Bulgaria
>Country

Wew

you literally were anglos

>mexico
>civilized
pick one, beaner

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh now you messed the burgers up