>Be Spain
>5th largest empire of history
>13.7 million km2
>Destroy arab sand niggers from Europe
>Steal all gold from Americas
>Teach those bastards how to speak properly
>Give em religion
>Shit ourselves on 1st world war
>Shit ourselves on 2nd world war
>Corrupt Politics
>Economical Crisis
>Become the niggers of Europe
How the fuck do we become important again?
and France are fucking faggots they never vote us on Eurovision
>How the fuck do we become important again?
Import whites or jews
To be nice I'll even say import some chinks
>flood yourselves with foreigners goy, trust me
We are whites but because of we are the "gate" to Europe, all niggers pass trough here
At least you have good economy on Canary Islands. Did you ever think about settling there?
Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia and Canary Islands are fine, but the rest of the country is arround 20% unemployed...
jajajaja
And your offsprings became socialists and flooded latin america with socialism.
>How the fuck do we become important again?
You can't.
What goes around comes around.
You deserve this, pequeña africa de europa.
Fix your fucking economy. Don't you faggots have something like a 50% youth unemployment rate? That's nigger tier.
You will not become what you once were anymore.
Countries like brazil / chile / argentina / mexico,
even if they are shit holes are more relevant than your country. At least other europeans brought science, culture, knowledge to any colonies, you just sent murderers that destroyed 3 civilizations that were in mathematics more advanced than you. Instead of developping these new colonies as british, you looted, raped, steal .
Stay out of america!!!
>5th largest empire of history
No
Nothing, just die.
Hello father, you fucked us for 300 years. Give us reparations!
You know how.
why would you want to be important?
we did our part in history, iberia is one of the comfiest places in europe right now so fuck relevance
>50% youth unemployment rate
You faggots keep inflating the number every time you mention it, jesus.
>tfw too poor to pay reparations
This. When the time comes, we and portubros will cleanse the rest of Europe of moors.
How long until Spain's balcanization? I need me some new land.
What's wrong with Spain anyway?
Is it the heat?
Anyway if you wanna be great again, you gotta show those Brits. Just invade Gilbraltar. It's your rightous clay anyway, they are stealing all that money and you get all the shitskins.
unite with portugal, use the fact that islamic extremists avoid you two. remove kebab, fight gommies, elect right oriented government. invest in sciences and development. we all know what to do, but somehow it seems impossible.
Reminder Spain is white and a glorious Member of mother EVROPA, as well as Russia
>1000years history
>Had Empires
>Removed kebab
>steal all gold from the Americas
>Teach those bastards to speak properly
You also destroyed hundreds of years of Mayan/Incan/and Aztec literature you fucking niggerole
After siesta, I promise
Hello, Juan
But seriously Juan Pablo, you guys need to fix that 60% youth unemployment rate
>You also destroyed hundreds of years of Mayan/Incan/and Aztec literature you fucking niggerole
And nothing of value was lost.
Cut Government spending and taxes and adopt a Lassiez-Faire style economy
And leave the Euro
Except the most populated cities on the world at that time. Shit man aztec and incsn engineering wad white tier
Yeah, I'm sure the world would be so much better if we still had Cukhuatl's washing bill on a stone tablet
leave the eu
Spaniards come in numbers here indeed
Yeah I miss these human sacrifices~
On the other hand, I'm like 80% sure Incans developed differential calculus centuries before Newton/Leibnitz.
>I'm like 80% sure Incans developed differential calculus centuries before Newton/Leibnitz
lol
>Be Spain
>Discover new world
>Find at least two civilizations with some of the most advanced cities in the world and deep knowledge of the sciences
>Destabilize both of them and rape the natives, thus passing your sandnigger mutt genes down
>Even the mix of white and advanced amerindian can't beat your shitty genes
>Create one of the laziest races ever, just a little above niggers
>Doesn't even completely kill the actual nigger tier indians (IE Mapuches and other barbarians)
>Lelel we were so relevant.
Nigga you fucked up a whole continent. It could have been like having another Asia fighting off the niggers.
>the most advanced cities in the world and deep knowledge of the sciences
Top fucking kek. Everytime a South American flag says this I imagine someone with a bow and loincloth behind the screen. We wuz aztecs n sheit we wuz building spaceships in our sacrifice pyramids before da whyte man came and stole our superpowers n sheit
Sorry man I think I'm whiter than you Ahmed. Never said Chile was advanced. Shit was full of nigger tier indians like Mapuches,as I said
Reconquista
>Shit was full of nigger tier indians like Mapuches,as I said
As the rest of South America, mate.
>man I think I'm whiter than you Ahmed
I bet you are, Great Spotted Eagle.
>what is the reconquista
>what is the expulsion of the moriscos
>what is the trials of Pureza de Sangre
Contrary to popular belief, it was not racemixing. Spanish colonies had a great degree of success. Numerous universities were founded in SA a full century before Harvard. Industry had developed pretty well at the time. Culture was strong and natives were assimilated (some of Moctezuma's descendants ended up serving in the Imperial army, and in some cases natives were loyalists during the wars of independence, for example). Relatively few nigs were imported.
What really killed SA was the political crisis that took place when Charles II died. The empire pretty much died at that point, and an era of decay started.
Independence wars followed. I should note here that Spanish rule was mostly okay and that there were no major reasons for colonies to be mad at Spain (inb4 muh genocide, see Black Legend). They arose mostly out of the greed of local landlords and general jewery, that took advantage of the Crown's declining influence.
From the beginning, the independence movement was centralist and dictatorial (save for very few exceptions, that ended up being defeated anyway), with leaders of the revolution being pretty much your stereotypical hispanic dictator.
Some sort of maoist cultural revolution ensued then, in order for the new rulers to justify independence. A narrative was created where us and the Church were the evil guys, and that somehow they were being exploited by us. Hispanic cultural heritage was targeted in a way similar to what's happening now in Europe.
This did not have an immediate impact in productivity (SA was generally, at least decent, until the start of the 20th century), but it did decimate the culture eventually.
What is worse, cultural masochism paved the way for modern day socialism and communism, which is basically what is going on in SA right now.
They are taught at school since they're kids that they're poor, that they are supposed to be poor, that it's everyone else's fault but their own.
No, really. They had these threads with knots called khipu, that only were readable by the "initiated". To date nobody knows how to decipher them, it's believed they store numbers for accounting but still aren't well understood. Then again, Incas built some insane structures that can't be designed with mere elementary school level arithmetic. Complex irrigation systems. Churches with specially designed foundations that have survived 500 years of recurring magnitude 8+ earthquakes. Etc.
(Yes, churches. There was more collaboration between natives and Spanish than it's popularly believed, and many aristocrats married Incan princes/princesses. Most of the native population disappeared between foreign diseases they weren't immunized against, and race mixing, rather than onslaught)
>The removal of moorish nobility and governments is the same as ethnic cleansing
Son when the Inca fell to sneaky spanish jew tricks the empire had a population of around 10 million and was probably the biggest at the time in the world. Meanwhile Spain had to ride the cock of a much superior italian man to expand their peninsula-sized kingdom full of sandnigger peasants
I quoted
>the most advanced cities in the world and deep knowledge of the sciences
Nothing about the amount of inhabitants it had, don't move the goal posts Great Spotted Eagle. Quantity != Quality
>The removal of moorish nobility and governments is the same as ethnic cleansing
I don't think you know anything about the Reconquista, the Expulsion of the Moriscos or the Trials of Blood Purity. Someone has the haplomeme map?
Read and stop your hate boner for the people who civilized you.
Leave Gibraltar alone user! I know it's a pain in the ass being a tax haven but it British clay.
Engage in meme war against the commies. The guys here will show you how.
Shut up fag only you're the nigger of Europe
>Corrupt Politics
>the niggers of Europe
Historically the only two constants
As the other one Portuanon said
Why would you want to be relevant right now
Its comfy here, no terrorist attacks, no rapefugees etc
Enjoy the sun and the nice food while the rest of Europe gets fucked
Not against the expansion of your culture and christianity to the new world. Just saying the paralels between the big amerindian empires and the greeks and romans in terms of architecture and science are pretty clear. With enough time or a more diplomatic approach today we could be enjoying another bro tier race like the asians instead of the alcoholic deadweights we have today. Courtesy of your subpar ethnic cleansing
WE WUZ CALCULUS AN SHEEEIT
I did a 3 week 4x4 trip to Portugal last summer, was great! BBQ's inna wood and whisky everyday! WIld camping in the hills but got attacked by bees! Still great times. Portugal is awesome!
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Tenochniclan was the same size as Naples and Paris yet it was cleaner because of the use of aqueducts. It was also a fucking artificial island. The Aztecs didn't have gunpowder or horses but they still managed to force people to pile enough dirt to build a city as big as Tenochticlan on top of it. If the subjugation of lesser societies to advance your own doesn't impress you then you are a shitty spaniard.
Cusco on the other hand was on top of a giant fucking mountain and connected to an intrincate system of roads that allowed them to deploy forces and extort their subjugated vassals for a huge tax. If the Inka and Mexica didn't show enough promise to be productive civilizations on a more advanced world then there's no hope for most cultures
;)
Stop being fagits.
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Indians were shit. That's why we killed the south ones remember?
Lol, the Inca didn't even have fucking writing. They used coloured strings and knots to record things. They had no literature, and sure as fuck had no calculus
Well, we have been needing another global Spanish Inquisition...
>be French
>colonial empire only relevant in africa
>Quebecois are semi Anglo faggots
>ex French colonies the shittiest in Africa
>shitty Indochina with no actual usefulness
>Syria
Even the Dutch made better empire
They managed to build Machu Pichu, what do you Canadians have to show for yourselves? Fucking igloos and Trudeau.
Let's not make this a competition, Pierre.
Hello fellow bong, on holiday.
callate texas
After we finish trying to kill each other
Fuck, beat me to it.
I just enjoyed one of Adolf Hitler's artworks.
I just enjoyed one of Adolf Hitler's artworks
Britain is like that small ugly neighboor with bad dental hygiene that just keeps paying the local niggers to beat you up while he steals your bicycles.
>Canada
>India
>South Afrika
Can't hear you m8.
This to be honest.
I just came back home, made a nice meal and went to sit in my frontyard and relax a bit sunbathing.
I'd be nice to fix our shit, but being Germany tier? Nah.