Why doesn't the German military stage a coup on their turbocucked government and fix things?

Why doesn't the German military stage a coup on their turbocucked government and fix things?

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>german military

It doesn't exist.

180k troops half without ammunition or equipment. They took in 10x that many migrants in the last 500 days.

German what?

>German military

With broomsticks? I don't think you can stage a revolution yelling 'pew pew' with fingerguns.

because hitler

don't worry
Shultz will overthrow Merkal and get rid of all the mudshits.

>german military
Nice meme.

> be a German officers
> not be a turbocuck
pick one

why do nazi uniforms look so damn good

>(((Schultz)))

rip in piss Germany if you elect this kike

> Shultz

cant have a coup without a military
cant have a military because of some old ass war along time ago

even if Germany had a military and a coup was staged, their too big a superpower and would have foreign intervention immediately

he won't throw out mudshits

but that's good

>their too big a superpower and would have foreign intervention immediately

This. Defecting from the cult of (((democracy))) is the worst crime in the modern western world.

There's maybe 200 Germans in the entire country with combat experience. The rest is just a giant welfare program.

hahahahah german military. i bet they would even lose a 1vs1 against syria

they were designed by hugo boss

we have a marine helicopter that is not allowed to fly over water.

because the German Military is made out of
>cucks
>woman
>homosexuals
>transsexuals
>leftycucks
>antisocial failures too dumb to tie their own boots

no chance for a coup EVER

Bulgarian migrant hunter for bundeskanzler

The German military and police combined do not have the manpower to lock down their own country. France has a more capable military than Germany, and look how badly they fucked up after the Paris attacks. The guy slipped through the border and went on to live happily in Belgium for half a year.

This is ultimately why Germany is fucked. In the event the Muslims have like a general uprising, basically every city will fall and the Germans will be screaming for American troops within a week.

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german what?

you wean those 5 fat guys with brooms and an old audi?

come on john... if not the rammstein base they are defenceless

the German Police is already outgunning the Bundeswehr.
Police here is better armed, has more ammo and is better trained.

>this is what german "army" would do in case of military conflict.
kke

because it literally led by 30 year old feminists

why dont you go look in the mirror?

no thats what they would do in case of an invasion

and this

by design

and this is what the globalists want for the rest of the world, too.

Oh well, at least we have big hearts.

>Defense Minister is pic related

Germany is a NATO member, staging a coup would just lead to a nato intervention

pretty much this

because their military is cucked too

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fpbp /thread/

>german military
>capable

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I support that shit!

Anglo French invasion of germany 2020 deus vult

I wonder why

>Fucking military intelligence hunting down "raycests

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>German military
lol

so the Bundeswehr Trannys stay safe

1. The german military is shit
2. US bases in Germany
3. The german army consists of germans, in other words, it's cucked.

truth

lol this reminds me of highschool gym class... yes pushups are hard at first

that its all a bunch of gays and woman makes it only worse I'd say

becouse the german army is loyal.

no its because they're cucked

what the hell are they doing to that guy?

what the fuck.... COME ON

On the other hand it looks like a pretty comfy job.
>hang out with fellow German's in army "gym class"
>do some half ass pushups then just chill
>avoid the weird people
>never have to fight anything
>get good pay?

nobody really knows.

>avoid the weird people
buts its only weird people in it. Gays, trannys, leftys, cuckolds.
all that shit is there.
and most of them have a rank higher than you when you enter.
good luck avoiding them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
OMFG

Because not even Hitler would sink so low

This is Germany we're talking about though. That and a bagel cos the cucks probably fell for the gluten meme too.

Thank god I was rejected.
I would have died of embarrassment every single day.

you mean anal rape

Or that.
A shame to see what our country and its military force has become.

So this is glorious german military that steamrolled over Poland in 1939? Welp, we really are subhumans.

no this is the Military that got ruined someday around 2009 or so.

We did. Syria's army invaded us without a fight.

I want old Germany back...

the US army occupies Germany. there is no german army

never going to happen.
its dead

With brooms?

wtf

I'd love to have his seamen on my outfit if you know what I mean.

That looks really gay

its the cuckwalk

Good idea. They could make a clean sweep.

Think about it. You were rejected after they tested you to see if you could do this

it is

That must be a satirical video showing slav warfare training

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its from a official multi million euro Bundeswehr made campaign aimed to recruit fresh retards by showing how progressive they are and a good employer and shit like that.

turned into a retard comedy with everyone laughing about it.

webm related, some cunt on that show that can't even speak properly because alcohol fetal syndrome

Autism?

What types of sounds would she make if a refugee enriched her?

Germany has not had a real military in decades already. The best was killed off during WW2. Since WW2 the country has had multiculturalism and diversity rammed down its throat courtesy of the US. Read up on the de-nazification program and how the US put Jews in control of pretty much everything.

like a piggy

Here's hoping that the New Cold War and the upcoming race riots and terrorist attacks in Germany result in an uncucking of the German military, so that they can save their country from the kikes and the rapefugees

>always thought I'd just join tze bundeswehr if I don't have anything else to do
>mfw this thread
Eternally cucked.

still wanting to join the homoforce?

>German military

Someone post the webm of the german hamplanets failing to do push ups

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They didn't even check how fit I was at that time.
Most of the people at the KWEA I had my assessment at were women though.
What they're doing in the vid is dumbed down bullshit, because pussies and women can join the military.

weird I thought I did already

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

everyone in the german police force or military is only there cause of the social benefits

I could have handled not being issues ammo, maybe. But this...
Maybe the Foreign Legion will take me?

SOON

just get a civilian job you dunce

I always dreamt of stepping into my opas shoes and join the ReichsWehr. Jesus what did they do to you Germany?

>be in military for 8 years
>get out
>get paid education in shitty military university
>apply for job
>be 8 years older than everyone else, with a degree that's worth less

Awesome benefits desu.

For arguments sake, let's say that the army could and did overtake the government. What then? A military takeover would decimate the country's productivity, making it a weaker state.

DIGITS OF TRUTH CONFIRM ORGANIC COUP

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M MAD

also is that a 12yo?

Looks like the 8 likes you.