Friday, about 6 PM

>Friday, about 6 PM
>In room, browing Sup Forums and playing minecraft
>Dad comes in
>"Hey buddy, have any plans for the weekend?
>"Not really, no."
>"Why don't you go out with some friends? It's a nice night."
>Conversation continues for another five minutes
>Dad asks about girls and my "friends"
>I try to dodge around admitting i have no friends and have no experience with girls
>But he knows
>"Ok buddy, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, or you can borrow my car any time you want."
>Pats me on the shoulder and leaves
>I get back to minecraft
>After a few minutes, feel thristy
>Venture out of my room and go to the kitchen
>Hear my father in the living room, crying
>He's looking through photo albums at pictures of me
>"Hey Dad."
>He looks up, trying to hide that he was crying
>"I'm gonna go out with some friends, can i still borrow the car?"
>He smiles the happiest smile i have seen in years
>"Sure thing buddy."
>He gets up and hugs me, tears in his eyes
>I get dressed, get in the car and leave
>I drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area
>I go to sleep in the back seat
>Return home the next morning
>Pretend i was out with friends all night
>Dad hugs me again

I've been doing this almost every weekend for months now.

High level bait. If not, find a job.

I've been lying to my parents about going to college for 3 years.

nice pasta

This is so old

Sort yourself out

GET IN HERE. #KeepBannon #TeamBannon

Old pasta is old

I'll be your friend ya sad cunt.
Just pay for my beer

It is ok OP, of you ever come to Prague, Czech Republic we can go out! By the way, if this is not a bait, you are a good person.

I have the screencap somewhere
Btw great story

>There are kids on Sup Forums
>tfw 33 years old
>Just browse here while in my office just to achieve some crippled sides to make my workday go even better

Come on. Where are my brothers in their 30's at? Shit I will even take late 20's.

I'm 19yo kek

You can be 30 and still be a kid.

...

Wouldn't that be a manchild? Kind of like a kid but a lot more creepy and sad.

This pasta is like 5 years old.

32bro here. Have good job, wife and kid. On Sup Forums to get my news and lols because the msm is compromised. And the casual racism is hilarious.

32 here, same

just learn to ignore the r9k losers

Old copypaster
Doesnt even work from a british IP
>brit
>dad calls you buddy

Nice pasta.

Literally read this shit about 6 years ago.

NICE.

I unironically get my news here and source it later on.

this shit if from a 3 year old youtube video of some faggot reading greentext stories

kek Sup Forums memories
thanks OP

Someone did an age strawpoll a few weeks ago for different generations on here. Its spread all over the spectrum.

Less older members though obviously. And OP's post is and old copy n paste. (Doubt he is much better though)

Late 20' here.

28 here. Currently with my wife on Santorini trip.

I'm on chans since 2007 and you just stay forever once you come here.

Why do people post pasta?

I miss this pasta, brought a tear to my eye :')

30 here.
>2 Part time jobs and playing minecraft, warcraft3 and dwarf fortress on my free time.
>Got friends and a gf but I meet them 15-17 out of the 30 days of a month...
>I can get autistic and play vidya, have a job and a social life.
>Gf keeps me from getting addicted to vidya
>Bought her a labrador and she loves me forever. It's actually the doggo I wanted.
>Second job is freelancer shit so while my warcraft 3 game gets filled with people I work, then when it starts I play, then I finish the job and go to sleep.
>Bosses don't care because they don't know I'm an nerd autist and can work 3x faster than I claim I do.

I wish I could stop time. I know it can't get any better than this.

poo

Get a job fagget. You can meet people easily. Youll be surprised that youll meet more miserable people than you. Youre not the only faggo on earth dealing with depression. stop being a spastic

29.
>have decent job, pay isn't great but very laid back because its for city government and expectations could not get lower
>get to work from home most of the time because it was easier for city to make that a thing instead of worrying about women asking for more time off
>none of the Sup Forums stereotypes about women and non-whites are true about my coworkers, miraculously

You sound a lot like me.

Old cunt reporting in.

did a quick look in pasta folder:

11/24/07(Sat)17:10:57 No.46408271 [Reply]
how do i get a girlfriend?
11/24/07(Sat)17:14:16 No.46408506
Rape, works every time

so much time wasted,,

I know this is fake but I know that feel

>be me upcoming 21 year old
>family constantly asking what my plans are >they joke about me finally going out and having fun (getting drunk with friends)
>Big day comes and they want to take me to a nice restaurant
>showered with beer money, shot glasses, and other alcohol related gag gifts.
>cousin who knows me best ask if i'm really going out
>I tell him of course. My "friends" have been waiting all year to take me out.
>kinda gives a weak a smile and says "well if you want to do something let me know. We could go bar hopping with my friends."
>give a nervous smile back and say "sure"
>night comes around and my parents excitably give me tips about having fun responsibly
>dad makes one last joke about the Colorado Kool-Aid song and sends me off
>spend all night by a old mall playing my ds and browsing Sup Forums

I feel like i'm a giant failure to them social wise. I'm on path for a great career but none of that matters when I don't have a social life.