Positive contributions to humanity made by Portugal

>Positive contributions to humanity made by Portugal

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Literally just ronaldo

Removed a lot of kebab back in the day

search by yourself
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>Positive contributions to humanity made by Portugal

discovered america. depending on your politics you may or may not consider that positive.

They helped westernize Japan.

We invented the Atlantic Ocean

Wasn't that an Italian on orders from Spain?

Also best ally

First in Modern European Colonialism and Global Imperialism.

>he thinks Cuba is America
by that extension, the finding the Azores counts as finding America

Theres an entire board for shit like this. This is the political board.

Portugese food is at the top of my boat 2bh

Terra Nova - newFoundland.

Niggers in Europe

SLAVE TRADE

We have less niggers than you in both numbers and percentage.

Pessoa
Jose
Being our only friend

>The Colloseum was designed by a Portuguese
>Julius Caesar was part Portuguese
>many emperors were Portuguese
>Martin Luther learned from Portuguese priests
>Ireland was taught how to read by Portuguese
>Alexander Graham Bell was actually a Portuguese man named Navarro
>Portuguese domesticated the goose
>Portguese people fought in WW1
>Portugal funded democracy in Africa in the 70s
>Portugal maintains a secret island in every sea
>The Portuguese have a taller stature than any other human known to mankind
>Portuguese men are exceptionally harry

Marmalade

>Portuguese domesticated the goose
kek, lost it here.

WE

I imagine they all involve dick. Same as any other nigger.

Port, but only the Tawny variety. Pairs very nicely with a cigar.

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>faggot
>a positive contribution

Cmon

>Who's line is it anyway
wrong show retard
thats improv, not an actual question

Hairy women

De-criminalized drugs.

Salazar

>Removed a lot of kebab back in the day
did you commit suicide?

No need to be disrespectful.

t. alberto barbossa

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They btfod india pretty hard a few times

Contributor to the decline of Ottoman Empire trade monopoly - Silk Road and shiet and cucking them for a while in Indian Oceam.

>This was in spite of what an author has called "overwhelming advantages over Portugal", as the Ottoman Empire was wealthier and much more populous than Portugal, professed the same religion as most coastal populations of the Indian Ocean basin and its naval bases were closer to the theater of operations.

in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_naval_expeditions_in_the_Indian_Ocean#Aftermath

One word Ferdinand Magellan
I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot COOLER than Justin Bieber! He circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet! He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal! And when they got back there was only like eleven people alive of the two hundred and something crew and the entire ship was rotting down to the waterline! That's destiny! That's will! That's striving! That's being a trailblazer and explore! Going into space! Mathematics! Quantum mechanics! The secrets of the universe! It's all there! Life is fiery with its beauty! Its incredible detail! Tuning into it!

>Venice
Has there ever been a bigger Jew in all of history or what?

They gave us Alberto Barbosa

Probably best explorers and have a great military record, pretty based for such a small country

are you projecting your own complexes on others? yea

>He doesn't know about Magellan

youtube.com/watch?v=n8WhT9BwpRs

IT'S PURE EVIL

true,we were the first europeans to reach Japan, we also founded Nagasaki

youtube.com/watch?v=_y-l9C7vzbk

>stealing credit from an Italian Jew working under Spanish contract

Literally Nigger-tier WE WUZ behavior

Funny how it was your countryman that said that, not us.
btw no one exactly has sure who was Colombus.

10:10 is the fucking Portuguese-est dude in the world. Goddamn, he cracks me up.

They have the coolest mustaches.