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For Catholics, Coptics, Orthodox, and Protestants alike, we are all brothers and sisters in Christ.

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Glory to Orthodox, the last branch of Christianity that has balls to stand up to goatfuckers

How is everyone today?

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Are the British Orthodox Church heretics now?

I'm listening. What's the goal of a Christian Alliance?

Mostly just a thread where the different Christian denominations don't constantly tell the others that they're all going to Hell.

(((Orthodox)))

what if they really are going to Hell tho?

i love those drawings.
real christian women who actually do practice what they believe are honest and loving

this
i'd love to find that girl one day, but it seems like that won't be happening for a while. She could work on her approach just a slight bit more. Shoulders up, try to think of a fedora wearing grizzly bear whom is tap-dancing to guile's theme just to smile, and the word my get out smoother.

That's lame! Baptist reporting and I say crusades now!

anyone /pelagius/ in here?

Can I get one where she says "We can do anal. I'll still be a virgin."

deus vult

Time travel erodes all organic materials
> the soul is the only thing that will survive

anal is a sin

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deus vult take over medina and riyadh and meca

leave

Between two people of the same sex/gender, yes.

Why is it called 'sodomy' anyway? The all-men gangbangs in Sodom weren't the only thing they were doing.

They were killing babies, too. Aborting them, even.

So abortion should be called sodomy if anal is.

Post more qt pls

Evangelical girls are for cuddling!

Where are my catholic bros? How is lent going so far? We are almost done this friday.

I'm not the artist, and nothing like that exists of Christ-chan.

esiest muslem country to take over - mauretania libya

me am catholic

This still isn't

>tfw Asatru is closer to my beliefs but I can't Crusader LARP as Pagan

scripture is beautiful, guys

christ-chan is a harlot.

if only us baptists could crusade for Constantinople.

And too bad you catholics have a commie globalist as a pope, hah!

>uncovered hair

Calling the kettle black.

May i have the documents from all areas of the earth reporting the earthquake and eclipse at the moment of Christ our Lord's last breath?

I had my faith shaken as it were a sapling, but now is as firm and thick as a tree.

Christ-chan is going to get fucking beheaded.

shh. it's okay.

Says the polygamist

Why Orthodox women wear the HIJAB? Why are they HIJABIS?

>uncovered hair
>not escorted by a man
Why haven't you been raped and stoned yet.

dhimmis

>NCV

No pedophila allowed

have you not heard of al khansaa brigade?

Here's your friendly reminded that Jesus is not God
And he's not the begotten son of God either
La ilaha ilAllah~

God loves you.

>Hair uncovered
>Serving in military (ISIS bandanna)

It's a shame you'll have to stone such a cutie

At least you'll still have your goat, though

Wouldnt they kill her for showing her hair like a WHORE?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Christ-chan comics are drawn by a left wing muslim known as Maldraw, who not coincidentally is from Malaysia. This retarded goofball has spent the last three months almost solely shilling Trump (because he's a muslim) and any right wing e-celebs that don't express outrage at "islamophobia." Not only this, but this sad Malay also has a foot fetish which he says is normal for every man to have.

Thank you for your time.

When you need things done, you gotta do it yourself.
Cheers for anal.

not stoned, al khansaa
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Khansaa_Brigade

just mascot

Of course the muslim resides in France

>Jews stole their God and religion from ancient Aryans.
The first truly monotheistic religion was Zoroastrianism, which was created or "received" by an Aryan prophet named Zoroaster. It was formed roughly 500 years before the Jews stopped worshiping clay and bronze idols. While the Jews were in Babylonian captivity they intermingled with Zoroastrians and learned their philosophy. Those who would become the first Jewish priests co-opted or stole the core ideas of Zoroastrianism and began worshiping a single god. The god they chose to worship was YHVH, who prior was a god of war, and just one of the many gods the ancient Hebrews worshiped. The Jews naturally perverted the Zoroastrian religion so it would always benefit the Jew. The Jew became the "Chosen Ones" of God and superior to all other men. Aryans created monotheism and it is nothing like it is today.

>Jesus was born of an Aryan priest and a Jewish woman, so while according to Jewish tradition Jesus was a Jew, he was also an Aryan.
While Scripture claims Jesus was born of the Holy Spirit, it is far more likely Jesus was born of a Zoroastrian priest and here's why: he had to learn Zoroastrian philosophy from someone (see next greentext for explanation).

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Another haram uncovered cutie.
>throws rock at whore

>Jesus taught Aryan theology in an attempt to reform Judaism. He was killed when his teachings became too popular and threatened the Pharisee.
Jesus taught something other than Judaism. Jesus even contradicted Judaism at times. For example, Jesus said: "You have heard it said, 'Eye for an eye, tooth for tooth' but I say to turn your cheek." Eye for an eye is an Old Testament commandment God gave to the Jews, and here he completely goes against it. So what was Jesus teaching? Zoroastrianism. And there's evidence of this in Scripture. When Jesus was on the cross next to the two thieves, he said to the repentant thief: "Today you will be with me in paradise." (Luke 23:43). What's interesting here is that the Jews do not view the afterlife or "Heaven" to be like a paradise. The Jews believe when you die you go to Sheol - a place of darkness that exists literally in the ground. Jesus was revolutionary when he taught about Heaven. So what about "paradise?" The word originates in the Avestan language, which happens to be the holy language Zoroaster used when he wrote the Avesta (basically the Bible of Zoroastrianism). During his final moments, Jesus used an Aryan word to describe a Zoroastrian Heaven.

>Jesus' teachings are only useful to the Jew who seeks reformation and the non-Jewish degenerate who seeks salvation for his/her past ways. Jesus' teachings and the religion based around them are not useful for Aryans, because we do not possess the inherent character flaws the Jew possesses, and of which he needs saving from.
You can argue against this, but Aryans aren't naturally evil, unlike the Jew and others. We created civilization and discovered the Science -- we could have enslaved the entire world how many times over? But we didn't. And yet here the Jew is trying. There is nothing about the Aryan that he/she can't correct through focused effort, but the Jew is flawed by nature. The Jew needs saving, Aryans dont.

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i live in the only full red voting state in the US

It's the black shadow stuff under her eyes man. Makes we wanna go full Deus Vult every time.

Oklahoma? Tell the Art of Manliness guy I say hi.

cute
Deus Vult

Friendly reminder that only the Bible orders stoning.
And that Jesus is still a simple prophet.

>Holy M14

Yes pls

aye, which ironically is a very large muslim population here in okc

Git out

Physically remove them. Make the state 10/10

>Friendly reminder that only the Bible orders stoning.
Citation needed.

>France

Test

>we don't need saving
Heretic pls go

pic related is Muhammad

thse fucking comics are cancer

Tomochrist chan?

Catholic Church reporting in

Catholic reporting in

Didnt mean to include you inBut yeah it would also be my weapon of choice for Crusade

this is my thread now

(i dont know if you have noticed yet but i am also muslim...)

I'd rape Christ-Chan's asshole with my atheist log(d)ic(k) until she was screaming "JESUS CHRIST" louder than an altar boy riding Father Michael's Holy Scepter.

What about Mormons?

name one single sin you simply can't stop committing on your own, assuming you're white.

>christcuck
>doesn't know his fairy tale
If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say ... these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. ... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die. Deuteronomy 22:13-21

awwww

I meant of the country.

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I tried that shit fo like 2 years. You don't want none of that.

>are ok with sodomy and premarital sex
>claim to be christian
Your faith is empty. Remember James 2:14-26
"What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but does not have works? Can this kind of faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacks daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, keep warm and eat well,” but you do not give them what the body needs, what good is it? 17 So also faith, if it does not have works, is dead being by itself. 18 But someone will say, “You have faith and I have works.” Show me your faith without works and I will show you faith by my works. 19 You believe that God is one; well and good. Even the demons believe that – and tremble with fear. 20 But would you like evidence, you empty fellow, that faith without works is useless? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered Isaac his son on the altar? 22 You see that his faith was working together with his works and his faith was perfected by works. 23 And the scripture was fulfilled that says, “Now Abraham believed God and it was counted to him for righteousness,” and he was called God’s friend. 24 You see that a person is justified by works and not by faith alone. 25 And similarly, was not Rahab the prostitute also justified by works when she welcomed the messengers and sent them out by another way? 26 For just as the body without the spirit is dead, so also faith without works is dead."

Okay Christians freeeeeze!
Line up!

I'll take fucking dumpstered Christard for 100 trillion please.

My boyfriend likes anal, does that count?

Just said it was cute

Sins can be thoughts. If you claim to be able to control any lustful thought you've ever had, or any thought of unjust violence, then maybe you don't need God after all.

Gays not welcomed here.

>are ok with Sodomy and premarital Sex
#NotallChristains
Reminder that Heretic Doctrine is NOT cannon
t. Catholic
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKeiTTN7Wc

>has a foot fetish which he says is normal for every man to have.
So you're saying he's not all bad.

Christianity LOVES gay people !

Allah is the moon. All of Islam is literally idolatry. Stone yourself.

WV was full red too, retard.

Never said I was okay with premarital sex, but be real, if it's with your wife, what difference does it make?

>Algerian forgets that the coming of Christ made the Ceremonial laws of the Old Testament null
Neck yourself lad

Assuming your a girl. Its more about the thoughts and actions then the where things take place. Hands, mouths, butts, proper organs, or simply thoughts. Everything is off limits.

Southern Baptist reporting in lets purge the mudslimes from america first then move to the middle east DEUS VULT!!!! Crusaders Unite!!!

I'll fucking stalk you and then puukko you, camel fucker

This.

>FAUX Christianity loves homosexuality
Fixed it for you
As Christians we love all people, even homosexuals, but we do NOT love nor tolerate there homosexual practices

>muh allah is za moon God
>even if Allah denied the existence of the moon pagan gods in the Quran
> "They are not but [mere] names you have named them - you and your forefathers - for which Allah has sent down no authority. They follow not except assumption and what [their] souls desire, and there has already come to them from their Lord guidance."

Ok Christians line up !

>I can't control my thoughts
Also "any" lustful thought isnt a sin. Jesus said its a sin to look at a woman with lust in your heart (mind), but he said this in the context of adultery. Matthew 5:28. Its a sin to commit adultery, but its also a sin for a married man to look at a woman with lust in his heart.

Lust itself isn't bad. If you cant control your own thoughts how little self-discipline do you have? You lack this control due to laziness -- have you tried to master your mind or nah?

Matthew 7:13-23 “Enter by the narrow gate; for the gate is wide, and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and many are those who enter by it. 14 “For the gate is small, and the way is narrow that leads to life, and few are those who find it. 15 “Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. 16 “You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes, nor figs from thistles, are they? 17 “Even so, every good tree bears good fruit; but the bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 “A good tree cannot produce bad fruit, nor can a bad tree produce good fruit. 19 “Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 “So then, you will know them by their fruits. 21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven; but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven. 22 “Many will say to Me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?’ 23 “And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness.’”