>Trips predict how Trump kills Kim / How NK loses
GO GO GO!
>Trips predict how Trump kills Kim / How NK loses
GO GO GO!
With gas.
I predict Trump hangs him in trial after capturing him
Kim kills Trump
fucks him to death and livestreams it.
nice try burrito
sharpie in the pooper
Korean BBQ
orbital kinetic strike (rods from god)
3 words:
anal rape dungeon
Kim kills Trump.
Via a ballistic missile strike within the next 72 hours.
mfw i get an ifunny get
Kek uses his cosmic powers to wipe out the kim dynasty
this must be close, u got double 7s
liberalism
With love.
Hangs him from the washington monument
Nuke
...
Dennis Rodman poisons Kim
>Trump dies of a heart attack on April 16th
>Kim is murdered in a Coup de'Etat by the senior Military Staff
>YOU'RE FIRED!
Flame thrower
Trump, Bannon and Kushner join Seal Team Six in a pre-emptive raid. Kushner gets killed by Un before Trump delivers a headshot. They then send orders from NK command for NK forces to board ships and liberate Israel from their capitalist overlords.
with memes
gets dennis rodman to choke him out
Suplex
winnar
put me in the screencap
Nukes
...
O FUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fug.
>only gets in this thread keep predicting nukes
>only posts with mentions of nukes
Is Kek telling us something?
Kill your fucking self, my main man.
Holy Fux
Bad dragons.
A yuuuge amount of them, in a bigly way.
*airhorn*
SATANIC TRIPS RESPOND!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK KEK ARE YOU SAYING
with a bite from a moose
AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
666... perhaps He is
he doesn't.
instead all the funny eyed people will be united under one banner, that of the God Emporer's
DENNIS RODMAN CHOKES OUT KIM AS A NUKE FALLS UPON THEM
...
In all seriousness China likely has multiple people undercover in Kim's leadership circles, ready to take out Kim and assume leadership of the country at a moments notice. This would probably happen if he ever gets serious about nukes/any kind of war
I agree, I can't really see myself voting for Trump again after all of this. He has betrayed us. I want /r/the_donald posters to leave.
Holy Fuck
Praise kek
>writing a policy paper on the north korean nuclear threat
>if trump attacks then i'll have to start over again on a new topic
KK
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
PRAISE KEK! HES BRINGING US CHAOS!
Starvation.
Noice
>*Teleports Behind Him*
>"Nothing Personnel, kid"
Via waterboarding
Yea boi
CHECKED AND KEKED
kim nukes himself along with 1 million north koreans
dennis rodman pushes the button.
...
It has been told
rodman dunks the nuke right into Pyongyang
Trump kills Kim by cucking him to death
Trump and Kim will get married in the next episode.
Nuclear bunker buster, body never found.
Will I get digits for replying to this post?
Will dennis rodman be activated and assassinate Kim?
Trump gets tactical nuke
27 of July, 2017.
Kim Jong Un is given a swift trial and even swifter execution in a South Korean tribunal.
This triggers the fuck out of China.
Dennis Rodman rides the nuke dr strangelove style
This post is blessed with digits
Bueno
precision guided missile strike
after all, we're not fucking savages
Shits in a cup and Fat Kimky eats it. Two cucks one cup.
chokes on a taco
turns out kek is the herald of the apocalyps.
oops
chokes on a hamburger
Commits suicide after sex scandal involving traps and water sports.
jery get ipad
trick him into leaving the fan on overnight
Trump surrounds the fat man, and forces him to commit ritual suicide
Freak heart attack.
o shit
Trump wishes him well after they fake his death and he's in a submarine headed to Argentina.
His own generals will turn on him and drag him through the streets of Pyongyang while NK citizens beat him to death
hugs :)
chokes him with his dick
PRAISE KEK NUCLEAR HELL FIRE FOR EVERYONE
Kim is captured alive and flewn to Mar-a-Lago for public display.
>Trump, agents, and Kim on top of Trump tower
>Kim is handcuffed and near the edge of the helipad
>"Kim Jong Un..."
>Trump gets closer
>Trump leans in
>Stares into Kim's eyes
>Trump's beady fat lips slowly begining to form words
>It's just a duck-faced scowl
>Trump holds that for a minute, looking into Kim's soul
>He finally speaks
>"You're fired"
>Trump pushes Kim off Trump tower
rods from god.
anal prolapse
Rodman godman confirmed
Hydrogen Bomb
kim eats dpns eyes out with a spoon
Winner. Put me in the screen capture!
nuke
Fag.
Chokes on hamburger.
Kim is going to destroy Trump
Little Fat Faggot gets to suck-start a pistol
...while streaming it on normiebook
He is sacrificed to kek