ITT: TRIPS PREDICT HOW TRUMP KILLS KIM

>Trips predict how Trump kills Kim / How NK loses

GO GO GO!

With gas.

I predict Trump hangs him in trial after capturing him

Kim kills Trump

fucks him to death and livestreams it.
nice try burrito

sharpie in the pooper

Korean BBQ

orbital kinetic strike (rods from god)

3 words:

anal rape dungeon

Kim kills Trump.

Via a ballistic missile strike within the next 72 hours.

mfw i get an ifunny get

Kek uses his cosmic powers to wipe out the kim dynasty

this must be close, u got double 7s

liberalism

With love.

Hangs him from the washington monument

Nuke

...

Dennis Rodman poisons Kim

>Trump dies of a heart attack on April 16th
>Kim is murdered in a Coup de'Etat by the senior Military Staff

>YOU'RE FIRED!

Flame thrower

Trump, Bannon and Kushner join Seal Team Six in a pre-emptive raid. Kushner gets killed by Un before Trump delivers a headshot. They then send orders from NK command for NK forces to board ships and liberate Israel from their capitalist overlords.

with memes

gets dennis rodman to choke him out

Suplex

winnar

put me in the screencap

Nukes

...

O FUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fug.

>only gets in this thread keep predicting nukes
>only posts with mentions of nukes
Is Kek telling us something?

Kill your fucking self, my main man.

Holy Fux

Bad dragons.

A yuuuge amount of them, in a bigly way.

*airhorn*

SATANIC TRIPS RESPOND!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK KEK ARE YOU SAYING

with a bite from a moose

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

666... perhaps He is

he doesn't.


instead all the funny eyed people will be united under one banner, that of the God Emporer's

DENNIS RODMAN CHOKES OUT KIM AS A NUKE FALLS UPON THEM

...

In all seriousness China likely has multiple people undercover in Kim's leadership circles, ready to take out Kim and assume leadership of the country at a moments notice. This would probably happen if he ever gets serious about nukes/any kind of war

I agree, I can't really see myself voting for Trump again after all of this. He has betrayed us. I want /r/the_donald posters to leave.

Holy Fuck

Praise kek

>writing a policy paper on the north korean nuclear threat
>if trump attacks then i'll have to start over again on a new topic

KK

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

PRAISE KEK! HES BRINGING US CHAOS!

Starvation.

Noice

>*Teleports Behind Him*
>"Nothing Personnel, kid"

Via waterboarding

Yea boi

CHECKED AND KEKED

kim nukes himself along with 1 million north koreans

dennis rodman pushes the button.

...

It has been told

rodman dunks the nuke right into Pyongyang

Trump kills Kim by cucking him to death

Trump and Kim will get married in the next episode.

Nuclear bunker buster, body never found.

Will I get digits for replying to this post?

Will dennis rodman be activated and assassinate Kim?

Trump gets tactical nuke

27 of July, 2017.
Kim Jong Un is given a swift trial and even swifter execution in a South Korean tribunal.
This triggers the fuck out of China.

Dennis Rodman rides the nuke dr strangelove style

This post is blessed with digits

Bueno

precision guided missile strike
after all, we're not fucking savages

Shits in a cup and Fat Kimky eats it. Two cucks one cup.

chokes on a taco

turns out kek is the herald of the apocalyps.

oops

chokes on a hamburger

Commits suicide after sex scandal involving traps and water sports.

jery get ipad

trick him into leaving the fan on overnight

Trump surrounds the fat man, and forces him to commit ritual suicide

Freak heart attack.

o shit

Trump wishes him well after they fake his death and he's in a submarine headed to Argentina.

His own generals will turn on him and drag him through the streets of Pyongyang while NK citizens beat him to death

hugs :)

chokes him with his dick

PRAISE KEK NUCLEAR HELL FIRE FOR EVERYONE

Kim is captured alive and flewn to Mar-a-Lago for public display.

>Trump, agents, and Kim on top of Trump tower
>Kim is handcuffed and near the edge of the helipad
>"Kim Jong Un..."
>Trump gets closer
>Trump leans in
>Stares into Kim's eyes
>Trump's beady fat lips slowly begining to form words
>It's just a duck-faced scowl
>Trump holds that for a minute, looking into Kim's soul
>He finally speaks
>"You're fired"
>Trump pushes Kim off Trump tower

rods from god.

anal prolapse

Rodman godman confirmed

Hydrogen Bomb

kim eats dpns eyes out with a spoon

Winner. Put me in the screen capture!

nuke

Fag.

Chokes on hamburger.

Kim is going to destroy Trump

Little Fat Faggot gets to suck-start a pistol

...while streaming it on normiebook

He is sacrificed to kek